{"id":17505,"date":"2022-03-13T19:12:30","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T16:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17505"},"modified":"2022-03-13T19:12:30","modified_gmt":"2022-03-13T16:12:30","slug":"brigada-diverse-nou-deci-cel-cu-plic-e-in-uz-la-camasa-sa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17505","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; No(u), de(c)i ce(l) (c)u ,,pl(i)c\u201d (e) (\u00ee)n u(z) l(a) c\u0103ma(\u0219)a s(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 martie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Reciproca e valabil\u0103. La r\u0103zboi a trimis \u0219i \u021barul rus, \u0219i prin\u021bul ucrainean. Despre onoare nici nu poate fi vorba c\u00e2nd lupta la baionet\u0103 e moarte sigur\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cine face paralele \u00eentre r\u0103zboaie, s\u0103 pun\u0103 egal \u00eentre ele \u0219i s\u0103 constate c\u0103 indiferent cine este victima, atacatorii sunt doar doi: Sua \u0219i Rusia.<br \/>\n        E o durere \u00een basc\u0103 pentru eurovision&#8230;. Ete na, de-aia nu mai poate rusul c\u0103 nu i se duce ,,balonul\u201d \u00een Italia.<br \/>\n        Lupt\u0103torul experimentat se cheam\u0103 asasin sau mercenar. Dac\u0103 Volo \u0103sta a\u0219a crede c\u0103 ar putea \u00eenvinge&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd te strig\u0103 la apel \u0219i nu te duci, s-ar numi tr\u0103dare. \u00cen baza fostului jur\u0103m\u00e2nt. Numai c\u0103 noi, mot a mot, am f\u0103cut declara\u021bie pe propria r\u0103spundere, la gr\u0103mad\u0103, \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oarei socialiste.<br \/>\n        Chestia ,,s\u0103 nu mai moar\u0103 \u0219i al\u021bi oameni\u201d ar fi fost primordial\u0103. Renun\u021bi pentru cet\u0103\u021benii t\u0103i la orgolii. De fapt era cam a\u0219a: veni\u021bi voi la noi, adic\u0103 muta\u021bi-v\u0103, face\u021bi abstrac\u021bie de politicienii vo\u0219tri \u0219i ap\u0103ra\u021bi Europa. Care, b\u0103, aia \u00een care nu sunte\u021bi?<br \/>\n        Femeile? Viteze! S\u0103tule de crati\u021b\u0103 \u0219i at\u00e2\u021bia puradei, \u0219i-au luat lumea-n cap \u0219i-au cr\u0103pat. Cu pu\u0219ca-n m\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\n      Asta-i! Spargi dou\u0103 tancuri, de\u0219i \u021bi-a rupt rusul dou\u0103zeci de blocuri, \u0219i anun\u021bi non\u0219alant pe facebook-uri &#8211; ba\u0219ca tic-tok &#8211; c\u0103 Kievu-i bine mersi.<br \/>\n       Ia zi: mer&#8230;. Elevul, deh, timid &#8211; Luncan era mostr\u0103 de t\u0103cere -, cum s\u0103 spun\u0103 cuv\u00e2ntul cu c? Zi, m\u0103: mer&#8230;. Merfund! De-aia \u0219i rusu-i c\u0103lare pe fratele de desp\u0103r\u021benie lingvistic\u0103, c\u0103 are mer&#8230; de-sta, titan, ,,fer\u201d, de \u0219ist, gazoduct, turbine pentru nucleare&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd \u00eenjuri, e ca \u0219i cum ai scuipa, c\u00e2nd te faci frate cu necuratul &#8211; \u0103l de nu te l\u0103s\u0103 la vorbirea limbii de ba\u0219tina &#8211; e ca \u0219i cum ai linge. Cam despre cern\u0103u\u021benii \u00eenrola\u021bi \u00een armata Ucrainei.<br \/>\n       Canada-i alt\u0103 planet\u0103. S-ar explica elucubra\u021biile Trudeaului despre numerar, fraude \u0219i pedepsele digitale. Doar dac\u0103 le ia bitcoinul. Sau cum era \u00een filmul \u0103la cu cump\u0103ratul zilelor de via\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n     \u0218tie. Cum s\u0103 nu \u0219tie? N-afirm\u0103 el gratuit despre b\u0103ie\u021ba\u0219ii cu glumele ucrainene c\u0103 le cam au cu drogurile, nu le cere el degeaba cet\u0103\u021benilor, Putin, s\u0103 preia&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Pace-n Ucraina? Pace-n lume? S\u0103-mi spune\u021bi \u0219i mie c\u00e2nd.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 re\u021bine\u021bi: niciunul nu e bun.<br \/>\n        Degeaba dobori dou\u0103 avioane, dac\u0103 ei \u021bi-au lovit dou\u0103 blocuri de locuin\u021be deja .<br \/>\n       Halal refugia\u021bi! De la r\u0103zbel la hotel, de la \u00eenfometare la restaurant. \u00cen buricul Clujului. M\u0103i nenic\u0103, n-auzir\u0103\u021bi de Boc \u0219i micul lui ,,Paris\u201d? \u00cen s\u0103raca \u021bar\u0103 bogat\u0103, recte-n Ucraina, cel de r\u00e2nd se s\u0103tura o lun\u0103 de zile din nota de plat\u0103 ardelean\u0103, vreo 70 de euro. \u0218i mai au preten\u021bii elitiste, ne declar\u0103 mult peste elve\u021bieni. Dup\u0103 ghiftuire, Oleg r\u0103zboinicul gata s-o pun\u0103 de-o revolu\u021bie.<br \/>\n        Nu era necesar\u0103 interven\u021bia lui Cioroianu ce l\u0103mure\u0219te existen\u021ba Ucrainei. A cam ciupit de pe la vecini, de la noi, de la poloni, de la unguri. Dup\u0103 legea compens\u0103rii, mai c\u0103 suspectez o m\u00e2n\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 martie 2022 Reciproca e valabil\u0103. La r\u0103zboi a trimis \u0219i \u021barul rus, \u0219i prin\u021bul ucrainean. Despre onoare nici nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17506,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17505\/revisions\/17506"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}