{"id":17464,"date":"2022-03-10T11:15:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T08:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17464"},"modified":"2022-03-10T11:15:55","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T08:15:55","slug":"brigada-diverse-vil-adi-miu-zile-nu-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17464","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; V(i)l, (A)di Mi(u): z(i)le n(u) (a)i!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26 februarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       \u00cen acela\u0219i calendar, ontariorenii a\u0219teapt\u0103 primul m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219or cu aceea\u0219i ardoare ca danezii, doar c\u0103 la ei renun\u021barea se refer\u0103 la pa\u0219aport. Ce mi-i azi, ce mi-i ieri?<br \/>\n       Bietul Hagi. S\u0103 se ia de m\u00e2n\u0103 cu Creang\u0103. Marele Ion a ,,comis-o\u201d la fel de flagrant cu ,,s\u0103 fie bine ca s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u\u201d.<br \/>\n       Se preconizeaz\u0103 finalul ,,erei pandemice comportamentale\u201d la medicii de familie. Odat\u0103 cu trecerea vaccin\u0103rii la ei.<br \/>\n        D\u00eencu \u0219i Nato, Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i r\u0103zboiul. Baba Vanga \u0219i mitraliera. Caracterul clasificat de acum 11 zile \u0219i realitatea cotidian\u0103. Nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103.<br \/>\n        La o adunare biblic\u0103 caracterial\u0103, s\u0103 juri c\u0103 nimeni nu era perfect. Mai ales c\u0103 Noe s-a-mb\u0103tat. De-aia caut\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i azi arca. Nici el nu \u0219tie unde-a acostat-o. De-o fi fost a\u0219a sau nu&#8230; Laz\u0103r sigur era mort.<br \/>\n       \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it&#8230;. Dup\u0103 mai bine de 55 de ani &#8211; \u00eemi st\u0103tea pe limb\u0103 Barnard -, Floreasca &#8211; spitalul &#8211; a pus prima dat\u0103 o inim\u0103. \u0218i ne mai mir\u0103m de ce suntem la coada clasamentelor.<br \/>\n       R\u0103zboaiele n-au reguli. Important e s\u0103 moar\u0103&#8230; cei slabi. Unele compara\u021bii sunt p\u0103rtinitoare. Numai ai no\u0219tri au murit, ceilal\u021bi&#8230;. M\u0103 mir c\u0103 ardelenii de la Oarba de Mure\u0219 nu se uit\u0103 la evreii masacra\u021bi \u00een pogromul de la Ia\u0219i \u0219i se compar\u0103 cu polonezii de la Katyn. De ce nu sufer\u0103 grad de asem\u0103nare? \u00cen Ardeal murir\u0103 solda\u021bi, victime prezumate de la \u00eent\u00e2ia declara\u021bie de beligeran\u021b\u0103. La Ia\u0219i s-a pierdut o treime dintre evrei. Iar la polonezi, de\u0219i uciderea \u00een mas\u0103 cuprinde trei locuri de execu\u021bie, sunt amesteca\u021bi. Dintre cei 22.500 s-au suprimat viitorii intelectuali, chiar \u00eencadra\u021bi ca ofi\u021beri de pe b\u0103ncile facult\u0103\u021bii, dar \u0219i evrei \u0219i ni\u0219te am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi de bieloru\u0219i.<br \/>\n      Cu at\u00e2\u021bia pedera\u0219ti \u0219i lesbiene, nu ne mai vedem noi oameni. C-or fi americanii mai&#8230; ca to\u021bi, denot\u0103 c\u0103 mult nu mai este.<br \/>\n       Nebunul \u0103la de canadian&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 le mai iei, vericule? Oaia, capra, \u0219arpele, iguana, c\u00e2inele, pisica&#8230;? Via\u021ba pe c\u00e2nd?<br \/>\n      Nostradamul Bill are halucina\u021bii. \u0218i o poft\u0103 s\u0103 de-a-n bobi de la o vreme&#8230;.<br \/>\n       At\u00e2ta ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 ce aveam. Aflu de la maramure\u0219eni c\u0103 izvor\u0103\u0219te din p\u0103m\u00e2nt! C\u0103 iese mineralizat\u0103. \u0218i c\u0103 biata se epuizeaz\u0103 \u00een curgerea-i f\u0103r\u0103 rost. Ne-au luat min\u021bile banii.<br \/>\n      Secretul succesului garantat. Perorezi pe marginea operei unei mari personalit\u0103\u021bi. Dac\u0103 o mai al\u0103turi curentelor \u0219i politicilor vremii, ai \u0219ansa&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ap\u0103i&#8230;. De-aia suntem ce suntem, adic\u0103 nic\u0103ieri, tot experiment\u0103m pe bie\u021bii copii.<br \/>\n       Deci: carnet nu, reguli de circula\u021bie \u0219i legisla\u021bie nu. Ce preten\u021bii s\u0103 emi\u021bi s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 la semnele poli\u021bi\u0219tilor?<br \/>\n        Faci din comediant pre\u0219edinte, din boxer primar. \u0218i te mai \u00eentrebi de ce le bate ucrainenilor rusul la poart\u0103.<br \/>\n       Apropo de curaj. Mai pun degetul \u00een ran\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103: pro\u0219tii \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021bii \u00eel au. A\u0219a pute\u021bi lua orice \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b de b\u0103rbatul cel mai adev\u0103rat din lume.<br \/>\n        Ce se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 dup\u0103 ce dai naibii? S\u0103 crapi de bombe pe insula \u0218erpilor. Cum se nume\u0219te vitejia?<br \/>\n       Din p\u0103cate, din st\u0103rile de stres ie\u0219i \u00eentr-un singur fel: c\u00e2nd \u021bi-o fi vremea. Restul de panacee duc boala mai departe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26 februarie 2022 \u00cen acela\u0219i calendar, ontariorenii a\u0219teapt\u0103 primul m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219or cu aceea\u0219i ardoare ca danezii, doar c\u0103 la ei renun\u021barea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17465,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17464\/revisions\/17465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}