{"id":17444,"date":"2022-03-08T23:57:15","date_gmt":"2022-03-08T20:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17444"},"modified":"2022-03-09T10:00:12","modified_gmt":"2022-03-09T07:00:12","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afretau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17444","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afretau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Mi se tocise privirea, ochii-mi deveniser\u0103 <strong>afocali<\/strong>, ca s\u0103 nu mai spun de picioare.<br \/>\n       Devin proustian, de\u0219i nu sunt, rememor\u00e2nd c\u00e2rcelul ce mi-a dat de\u0219teptarea ca pe vremuri mama cu ,,Iuliene!\u201d la prea matinala or\u0103 5 \u0219i tot \u00een timpuri imemoriale, desele crampe musculare din v\u00e2rful picioarelor p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de frunte. La ,,v\u0103ru\u201d, de la at\u00e2tea verific\u0103ri \u0219i dintr-o cauz\u0103 foarte des \u00eent\u00e2lnit\u0103, istovitoare, de unghi m\u0103rit pentru echilibru \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103, carnea se f\u0103cuse cocoloa\u0219e. M\u00e2inile ,,debordau\u201d de spasme, le urm\u0103ream ca la cinema cum se-ng\u00e2lmeau precum pulseaz\u0103 inima, ritmic, <strong>agas\u00e2nd<\/strong> proprietarul cu fiecare interpretare, picioarele se chirceau brusc, eu m\u0103 \u00eempotriveam \u00eentinz\u00e2ndu-le a\u0219a cum primisem odinioar\u0103 solu\u021bii verbale salvatoare, for\u021b\u00e2nd \u00eendoirea \u00een unghi ascu\u021bit a t\u0103lpii, cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 efect benefic. \u00cencercasem chiar \u0219i a doua metod\u0103, cea cu \u00een\u021bepatul, o dat\u0103, dar nici aceea nu a dat rezultate \u0219i a doua oar\u0103 n-am mai \u00eencercat. Nu-mi plac inser\u021biile de ac fiindc\u0103 rar am f\u0103cut cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 cu seringile \u0219i tratamentele medicale. Vreo dou\u0103 gripe, vreo c\u00e2teva polidine, vaccinurile tuturor copiilor \u0219i doar dou\u0103 peniciliniz\u0103ri pe baz\u0103 de fiere lene\u0219\u0103 \u0219i ficat pr\u0103p\u0103dit de nesomn, un consum de alcool la tinere\u021be, nu exagerat, dar feroce \u00een clipele de extaz nuntesc, serate <strong>afumate<\/strong> cu \u021bigarete mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin preten\u021bioase \u0219i o pleiad\u0103 de fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103ri suflete\u0219ti.<br \/>\n       Durerile trec, lucr\u0103rile se \u00eencheie \u0219i se cer r\u0103spl\u0103tite. Trecem pe partea opus\u0103, la fel cum am trece grani\u021ba. Pentru a p\u0103stra buna vecin\u0103tate \u00een limitele normalit\u0103\u021bii, cordialit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i la nevoie pentru o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor. F\u0103r\u0103 a se <strong>afronta <\/strong>inutil pentru&#8230; doi stropi de ploaie. Clientul un ,,fost\u201d rus &#8211; a\u0219a te na\u0219ti \u0219i a\u0219a mori, indiferent \u00een ce \u021bar\u0103 \u021bi-e casa -, cu plasare a neajunsurilor prin fiic\u0103 \u0219i recomandare de la Sinbad. De n-am spus aici, Sinbad e recunoscut \u00een meserie, ca \u0219i noi, zona tencuieli, zugr\u0103veli, montaj gresie&#8230; Poate \u0219i mai mult. \u0218i el neav\u00e2nd nevoie de o <strong>agen\u021bie<\/strong> de plasare a muncii sale, ci doar de beneficiari mul\u021bumi\u021bi, prieteni, cuno\u0219tin\u021be, admiratori. Lipsa lor e fatal\u0103 celui ce-\u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 p\u00e2inea din truda trupului. Pe \u0219leau, mori de foame, a\u0219tep\u021bi ca prostul la u\u0219\u0103, poate o intra cineva \u0219i nimeni nu vine&#8230;. Defec\u021biunile caselor \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nite: uscarea lemn\u0103riei, lipsa centurii, l\u0103sarea zidurilor, toate adunate cauz\u00e2nd liniilor ini\u021biale ale jgheaburilor. Dar \u0219i neglijen\u021ba de a l\u0103sa natura s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 de cap, s\u0103 depun\u0103 m\u00e2luri, <strong>agestre<\/strong> &#8211; de-alde crengi, frunzi\u0219uri&#8230; \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dite, aduse de v\u00e2nt \u0219i ploi -, iar c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 cure\u021bi, dai de un ciur, o sit\u0103 cu ochiuri de la cele mai fine p\u00e2n\u0103 la cele prin care trece lejer bobul de porumb. Repara\u021bia se \u00eentinde de la un metru, doi la \u00eentreg jgheabul de ref\u0103cut de nou. A\u0219a a fost s\u0103 fie pe partea de l\u00e2ng\u0103 alee, de la u\u0219a principal\u0103 de intrare p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul col\u021b de cas\u0103. Am cerut g\u0103leat\u0103, ne-am ,,\u00eenfruptat\u201d cu nesa\u021b din imul pres\u0103rat cu de toate, i-am ,,adulmecat\u201d miasmele putrede &#8211; n\u0103molul de R\u00e2mnic e bomboan\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 compostul <strong>agestru<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai afi\u0219\u0103m minele <strong>agasate<\/strong>, simandicoase de b\u0103ie\u021bi de ora\u0219, se <strong>afundau<\/strong> degetele f\u0103r\u0103 pic de ezitare \u0219i extr\u0103geau mizeria. Final de verdict: altul. \u00cenc\u0103 unul la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, unde am \u0219i servit c\u00e2te ceva la insisten\u021bele fiicei-gazd\u0103. Cel mai important, cel de la vecini, unde se renun\u021base, la \u00een\u021belegere, la gard, de uz lor, cu scurgere spre strad\u0103, dar la distan\u021b\u0103 considerabil\u0103 &#8211; mai bine de trei metri. Dou\u0103 burlane arunc\u0103toare, dar nu direct din \u0219tu\u021b, ci trecute prin alambicurile ,,seurilor\u201d. \u0218i dou\u0103 mici probleme la tabl\u0103, pic\u0103turi strecurate la un luminator \u0219i pe panta opus\u0103 celei de la drum. Chiturile lui tata servind de bandaj \u0219i o foaie schimbat\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva ciocane fal\u021burilor \u0219i coamelor, ,,z\u00e2mbate\u201d de la \u00eenghe\u021buri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi se tocise privirea, ochii-mi deveniser\u0103 afocali, ca s\u0103 nu mai spun de picioare. Devin proustian, de\u0219i nu sunt, rememor\u00e2nd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17445,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17444\/revisions\/17445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}