{"id":17421,"date":"2022-03-06T16:03:24","date_gmt":"2022-03-06T13:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17421"},"modified":"2022-03-06T16:03:24","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T13:03:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-draga-de-ce-versul-lector-are-tarte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17421","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Drag(\u0103), (d)e (c)e versu(l) ,,Lect(o)r a(r)e (t)arte\u201d?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15, 20 februarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Sper s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi \u00eentr-o zi ce ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eensemne un frame multiplicat de treizeci de ori \u00eentr-o secund\u0103 timp de patruzeci \u0219i opt de minute \u00een fa\u021ba unuia singur.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        Prezic\u0103torii de serviciu despre Putin \u0219i&#8230; Dumnezeu. Cic\u0103-s gata s\u0103 fac\u0103 schimb de locuri. Or fi ru\u0219ii din topor, dar ia g\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i-n locul lor. Ia s\u0103 v\u0103 zg\u00e2nd\u0103re altcineva, cum a\u021bi reac\u021biona?<br \/>\n        De-alde \u0219mecheri din d-ei de-mbrac\u0103 costumul ca s\u0103 se fotografieze electoral destui. Mai pu\u021bini sau unicat \u0103i de le pic\u0103 glon\u021bul v\u00e2n\u0103toresc \u00een piept. Precizie&#8230; politic\u0103.<br \/>\n        Pe post de vechituri predic\u021biile \u0103l dint\u00e2iului ucrainean: niciuna. Despre da sau nu-ul invaziei ruse\u0219ti. Ba chiar cere sua-rezilor, de nu-l cred, s\u0103 dea ei o dat\u0103 precis\u0103 cotropirii. Fiindc\u0103 cet\u0103\u021beanul de r\u00e2nd e la fel de derutat, \u00eens\u0103 protesteaz\u0103.<br \/>\n        Mie mi-a c\u0103zut bine la ma\u021be 1984, anul \u0219i romanul. Le-am luat pe ambele progresiv. De-mi amintesc corect, am re\u00eencercat s\u0103 intru la \u0218coala militar\u0103 de muzic\u0103, am pus la punct, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu doi colegi de liceu la Buz\u0103u, un taraf, am c\u00e2\u0219tigat c\u00e2teva premii \u0219i am fost cooptat \u00eentr-o trup\u0103 rock la R\u00e2mnic. Cartea chiar interesant\u0103, undeva \u00eentre domina\u021bia formalismului \u0219i eliberarea de el. Totu\u0219i, nu \u0219tiu de unde s-a scornit c-ar fi ofensator \u0219i sup\u0103r\u0103tor \u0219i i s-a cam dat interdic\u021bie. De altfel alte porc\u0103rii sunt imediat adoptate, de\u0219i-s cu mult mai&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Pa Lavric-eal\u0103. Cei ce nu dau \u0219anse alternativelor sunt \u00eencuia\u021bi la minte. UE, Nato&#8230; ,,lumi\u201d trec\u0103toare. C\u00e2t despre posibila hegemonie federal\u0103&#8230;. Exist\u0103, fr\u0103\u021bioare, dar tu vezi numai AUR dincolo de nas.<br \/>\n      Americ\u0103neii s\u0103 mai dea declara\u021bii pentru ei, nu pentru al\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Dac\u0103 nici B\u0103sescu nu \u0219tie, cine altul s\u0103 zic\u0103 Ucrainei c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu le bate apocalipsa la u\u0219\u0103?<br \/>\n      Ei nu? Ia vede\u021bi c\u00e2t costa un apartament \u00een Bucure\u0219ti acum doi-trei ani \u0219i c\u00e2t de dublu a devenit. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 toate scumpirile materialelor se reflect\u0103 direct \u00een buzunarul clientului, nu iart\u0103 pe nimeni dezvoltatorul. \u00ce\u0219i scoate \u00eendoit acum p\u00e2rleala.<br \/>\n      M\u00e2na la inim\u0103 a OMS-istului, ,,dac\u0103 se vaccineaz\u0103&#8230;\u201d \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103m de ,,faza acut\u0103\u201d \u00een 2022 m\u0103 dau pe spate. \u0218i m-adorm. Doar c\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u0219i trezesc. \u00cen fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n      Cum or fi zis rusnacii: ,,U\u0219i, m\u0103, submarin american, u\u0219i la tine-acas\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\n      M-au \u00eendoit \u0219i pe mine pre\u021burile. De tot caut solu\u021biile lui mai mult pentru un pre\u021b mai mic. \u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor am dat peste un sortiment \u00eenc\u0103 la c\u0103utare \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 acceptabil la pre\u021b: fudulii.<br \/>\n      N-am spus c\u0103 Loredana e&#8230; mare? Nu mi se pot aduce deloc acuze pentru atribuire. Din poza cu Adi Minune rezult\u0103 exact realitatea.<br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 preasl\u0103vire \u00eendoieli. Nea Tudoric\u0103 a devenit sceptic la ,,invazia\u201d american\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<br \/>\n     Niciuna \u00een schimb, dup\u0103 mai mult de-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, la ucraineni. \u00cent\u00e2iul pune r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ag c\u0103 pe 16 februarie \u00eencepe ,,iadul\u201d.<br \/>\n      Chestiunile ,,peste o lun\u0103\u201d, la nu \u0219tiu ce dat\u0103 sau ,,la prim\u0103var\u0103\u201d nu le-am \u00een\u021beles niciodat\u0103. De ce s\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi topora\u0219ii ca s\u0103 \u00eencetezi vaccinarea danezilor? Acu ce-are?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15, 20 februarie 2022 Sper s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi \u00eentr-o zi ce ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eensemne un frame multiplicat de treizeci de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17421"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17422,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17421\/revisions\/17422"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}