{"id":17349,"date":"2022-02-27T18:34:59","date_gmt":"2022-02-27T15:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17349"},"modified":"2022-02-27T18:34:59","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T15:34:59","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-virusul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17349","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Virusul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Virusul <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aceast\u0103 dezvoltat\u0103 omenire,<br \/>\n\u0219i cu accese de inteligen\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nnu-\u0219i mai revine din uimire<br \/>\n\u0219i s-a oprit pu\u021bin din existen\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen mersul ei spre culmi, gr\u0103bit\u0103,<br \/>\nde\u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n prea mul\u021bi \u00een minus,<br \/>\nmerge-nainte, nu poate fi oprit\u0103<br \/>\nnici chiar de-acest coronavirus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i totu\u0219i, \u00een aceast\u0103 dezvoltare<br \/>\nnu s-a g\u0103sit \u00een rasa omeneasc\u0103<br \/>\nunul, cu-o minte sclipitoare<br \/>\ncare, un antivirus, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Ne-am dus \u00een spa\u021biu cu rachete,<br \/>\nam cobor\u00e2t \u00een g\u0103uri de vulcani,<br \/>\nam transformat b\u0103ie\u021bi \u00een fete,<br \/>\n\u0219i-avem robo\u021bi ce par umani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am construit \u0219i b\u0103nci de gene<br \/>\ncu ele am clonat o biat\u0103 oaie,<br \/>\ntransmitem 5G-uri prin antene<br \/>\nsau num\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i picurii de ploaie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bosonul Higs noi l-am g\u0103sit,<br \/>\nascuns, ad\u00e2nc \u00eentr-un atom,<br \/>\n\u0219i folosim deja, pentru hr\u0103nit,<br \/>\nfructe ce nu mai cresc \u00een pom&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Ei, dar toate astea n-au valoare<br \/>\n\u00een fa\u021ba unui virus, zis Covid,<br \/>\ncare-a b\u0103gat o lume-n izolare<br \/>\n\u0219i-a speriat pe orice individ!<\/p>\n<p>Av\u00e2nd acestea toate, e ciudat,<br \/>\ncum dracu`, cu at\u00e2tea la activ,<br \/>\nbanalul termometru ne-a b\u0103gat<br \/>\n\u00een disperarea mor\u021bii, efectiv?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Virusul Aceast\u0103 dezvoltat\u0103 omenire, \u0219i cu accese de inteligen\u021b\u0103, nu-\u0219i mai revine din uimire \u0219i s-a oprit pu\u021bin din existen\u021b\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17350,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17349\/revisions\/17350"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}