{"id":17339,"date":"2022-02-26T22:40:39","date_gmt":"2022-02-26T19:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17339"},"modified":"2022-02-26T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-26T19:40:39","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afurcii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17339","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afurcii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    Ne z\u0103luzise mama. ,,N-a\u021bi m\u00e2ncat&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n    C\u00e2nd? St\u0103team cu amenin\u021barea ploii pe cap, cu soarele <strong>agasant<\/strong> ce ardea fiecare parte din corp, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici tu nu te mai recuno\u0219teai \u00een oglind\u0103. <strong>African<\/strong>? ,,African\u201d? Uitam. Ne mai \u0219i enervam \u0219i ne pierea cheful hr\u0103nirii. Fiecare dup\u0103 merchezul propriu. Tata &#8211; c\u0103 n-a ajuns cineva s\u0103-l <strong>afrunte<\/strong> la meserie. Eu, Cristi sau clientul. Eu &#8211; c\u0103-mi sunt min\u021bile deja prea <strong>agerite<\/strong> \u0219i-n jur dau numai de <strong>ageamii<\/strong>. Recte Cristi \u0219i Nae. Cristi &#8211; c\u0103-l facem cu to\u021bii prost. Fie la lucrul cu capul, fie la familie. Ori din senin. Nae &#8211; dup\u0103 cum bate v\u00e2ntul \u0219i dup\u0103 cum simte c\u0103-l <strong>agasezi<\/strong>. \u00cen afara acestor momente \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219ti ,,parlament\u00e2nd\u201d vrute \u0219i nevrute cu beneficiarii, ,,PR\u201d nostru, ,,fa\u021ba comercial\u0103\u201d, c\u0103inatul de serviciu, memorabilul, omul cu datele personale ale proprietarilor: nume, prenume \u0219i alte am\u0103nunte de mai pu\u021bin\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103 pentru noi. \u0218i-l prindeai \u00een ipostaza asta de vorbitor \u00een fiecare clip\u0103 c\u00e2nd aveai musai nevoie de a treia persoan\u0103: ,,Nae, noi ne <strong>afund\u0103m<\/strong> \u00een probleme \u0219i tu stai la taclale!\u201d. ,,Ce-i m\u0103?\u201d-ul iese imediat. Urc\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;: ,,Las-o naibii de \u021bigar\u0103, ne <strong>afuma\u0219i<\/strong> ca pe \u0219unc\u0103! Pune m\u00e2na&#8230;. Te-ai <strong>agestit<\/strong> destul la umbr\u0103!\u201d. Chiar atunci, dac\u0103 i se urc\u0103 la cap dojana, tr\u00e2nte\u0219te, bu\u0219e\u0219te, ridic\u0103 tonul \u00een slava lui ,,Nu mai fac nimic!\u201d \u0219i se d\u0103 jos.<br \/>\n     Lucr\u0103ri de anvergur\u0103 la nea Istrate nu mai aveam de unde \u0219i nici el n-ar mai fi f\u0103cut, av\u00e2nd o v\u00e2rst\u0103 m\u0103ricic\u0103, dincolo de 80, doar nevoia te \u00eempinge s\u0103 o iei de la cap\u0103t, s\u0103 rectifici sau s\u0103 adaugi. Numai cine st\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219tie calvarul coco\u021b\u0103rii dracilor de copii pe garduri pentru un fruct, pentru o floare care \u00eei face cu ochiul. Cum nr. 5 a fost invadat\u0103 de fl\u0103m\u00e2nzeni, problemele familiei s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit deodat\u0103 cu temerile c\u0103 s-ar g\u0103si destui pe care s\u0103 nu-i poat\u0103 <strong>afrunta<\/strong> direct, chiar mici fiind. Vorba dojenitoare sau chiar nuiaua nemaif\u0103c\u00e2nd parte din arsenalul de cumin\u021bire de alt\u0103dat\u0103 la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. Abia se purtau pe sine p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103. A\u0219a am a\u0219teptat \u0219i la evaluarea \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103rii gardului de la strad\u0103 cu o jum\u0103tate de metru. P\u00e2n\u0103 a r\u0103spuns nea Istrate la telefonul fix &#8211; \u0219i tata a de\u021binut unul p\u00e2n\u0103 prin 2010-2012 \u0219i se convorbeau uneori -, p\u00e2n\u0103 a ie\u0219it pe alee, p\u00e2n\u0103 a deschis porti\u021ba de la col\u021bul casei, p\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eenchis-o, p\u00e2n\u0103 la poarta mare \u0219i la cheie au trecut minute multe. Explica\u021biile, dorin\u021bele. Inclusiv gratia de u\u0219a de la marchiz\u0103 pentru o resudare, dar cu grij\u0103. S\u0103 nu stric\u0103m <strong>agavele<\/strong>, trandafirii&#8230;. Nu era nevoie de at\u00e2tea indica\u021bii, \u00een mare m\u0103sur\u0103 g\u0103seam mereu solu\u021bii nedistructive, \u00eens\u0103 nu-i totdeauna u\u0219or s\u0103 fere\u0219ti una ca s\u0103 faci alta, lipsa pozi\u021biilor confortabile, a locului ideal din care s\u0103 aju\u021bi pe cel ce \u00eendepline\u0219te opera\u021biunea principal\u0103, creeaz\u0103 uneori \u0219i mici pagube zonelor din imediata apropiere. Iar c\u00e2nd e vorba de sudur\u0103, pu\u021bine scap\u0103 neatinse \u00eemprejur, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu pielea celui ce \u021bine, cu a celui ce sudeaz\u0103 \u0219i solul pe o distan\u021b\u0103 de un metru p\u0103trat, f\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate c\u00e2nd faci arc electric de-a-npicioarelea, curg \u0219iroaiele de zgur\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemproa\u0219c\u0103 tot ce prind \u00een cale, plus c\u0103 supui la <strong>afumare<\/strong> atmosfera. \u00cen\u0103l\u021barea gardului n-a fost simpl\u0103, trebuia s\u0103 urmeze modelul existent \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 la eventualele escalad\u0103ri. Rezisten\u021b\u0103 \u0219i estetic\u0103. Jum\u0103tate fix, jum\u0103tate mobil, porti\u021ba de intrare perpedes \u0219i por\u021bile pentru intrarea unui automobil. Nu o dat\u0103 mi-am pus problema: ce naiba caut\u0103 un str\u0103in \u00een curtea ta? La fel cum cu regularitate aproape zilnic\u0103 trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 locul de munc\u0103, serviciul, \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreb ce au avut \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 mai au unii cu burlanele de pe strada Vladimirescu de le-au \u00eendoit \u0219i le-au desprins. S\u0103 fie furie personal\u0103, pe autorit\u0103\u021bi sau pur \u0219i simplu doar fiindc\u0103 le-a ie\u0219it \u00een cale un obiect pe care-l consider\u0103 la discre\u021bia sa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne z\u0103luzise mama. ,,N-a\u021bi m\u00e2ncat&#8230;\u201d C\u00e2nd? St\u0103team cu amenin\u021barea ploii pe cap, cu soarele agasant ce ardea fiecare parte din<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17340,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17339\/revisions\/17340"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}