{"id":17318,"date":"2022-02-24T20:46:43","date_gmt":"2022-02-24T17:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17318"},"modified":"2022-02-24T20:46:43","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T17:46:43","slug":"brigada-diverse-invata-tia-cea-rea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17318","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; \u00cenv(a)\u021b\u0103 T(i)a (c)ea (r)ea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12-13 februarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       \u00cenapoi la cuvinte.<br \/>\n      \u00cemi retrag encomiastica tirad\u0103 despre b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bie, repurtat\u0103 \u00een pusta brig\u0103zilor mele, aninat\u0103 de calul lui Attila, \u00eenaintat\u0103 descenden\u021bilor cotidieni cu titlu de \u00eenainte desc\u0103lec\u0103tori ai ie\u0219irii din chingile pripoanelor europene. M-am \u00een\u0219elat. Tatonaser\u0103 terenul minat, ca s\u0103 par\u0103 ceea ce au devenit: doar ni\u0219te juc\u0103tori pe tabla presupu\u0219ilor dafnofori, c\u00e2rtind c\u0103 sua-rezii \u0219i alian\u021ba ost\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 ar fi de c\u00e2nd lumea perdan\u021bi. Asta cam seam\u0103n\u0103 leit a curv\u0103s\u0103rie diplomatic\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd se credea c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia sufer\u0103 puternic de debilism \u0219i c\u0103 de\u021bine de la cap la coad\u0103 o doz\u0103 uria\u0219\u0103 de n\u0103t\u0103r\u0103ie, s-a g\u0103sit proba definitorie care s\u0103 o scoat\u0103 din frunte: ministrul britanic de externe, care, vede-se lesne, nu \u0219tie pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u0219te. Altfel spus, le cam \u00eencurc\u0103 geografic.<br \/>\n        Unii c\u00e2nt\u0103. Mai \u0219i turvinesc (o conjugare la libera alegere). Ceea ce pentru al\u021bii poate constitui motiv de dezn\u0103dejde. Li se spulber\u0103 visele transfrontaliere la audi\u021bia adelaian\u0103 a notelor din subsolul existen\u021bei umane: ,,\u00cemi place s\u0103 fiu femeie!\u201d. Cum \u0219i mie \u00eemi repugn\u0103 s\u0103 fiu altceva dec\u00e2t b\u0103rbat.<br \/>\n         \u00centre manifestan\u021bi \u0219i autorit\u0103\u021bile depuse \u00eempotriv\u0103-le se deap\u0103n\u0103 o singur\u0103 diferen\u021b\u0103: furnizorul de salariu. Chiar dac\u0103 par oameni \u0219i unii, \u0219i al\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Doamne! Acum suntem vasali. Mai ieri, sosirea Nato-ului \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bea poporului curcubeie \u0219i z\u00e2mbete bush-iste, nel\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne s\u0103 anticip\u0103m alejan\u021ba clamat\u0103 azi, \u00een preajma escalad\u0103rii r\u0103zboinice rusofone.<br \/>\n      Teoria pream\u0103ririi este real\u0103. Oricine se lipe\u0219te de un jil\u021b ministerial &#8211; pe care, la pre\u021bul de achizi\u021bie actual, \u0219i l-ar dori \u0218tefan cel Mare, fiindc\u0103 valoreaz\u0103 c\u00e2t trei de-ale lui, construite din gorunul cel mai \u00eenalt din \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie -, prime\u0219te la pachet \u00een vocabular particula, ,,eu\u201d cu declin\u0103rile \u0219i conjug\u0103rile aferente. \u00cen spe\u021b\u0103 finan\u021bistul care promite pensionarilor: ,,&#8230; vin cu m\u0103suri.\u201d Le aduce de acas\u0103?<br \/>\n       Contrar celor ce formuleaz\u0103 imbatabile apoftegme, ce ne-am face dac\u0103 fiecare rom\u00e2n &#8211; m\u0103car &#8211; \u0219i-ar transforma dorin\u021bele \u00een realitate, recte cea de a avea un bar? Nu \u00een intimitate, ci public. Presupun c\u0103&#8230; nimic. Apropo, eu (!) nu-mi doresc unul. Niciunde.<br \/>\n       Ori e tembel, ori se crede Napoleon. La r\u0103zmeri\u021b\u0103, cerin\u021bele de calm maxim echivaleaz\u0103 cu a\u021b\u00e2\u021barea. Ori, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103ratul a dec\u0103zut.<br \/>\n       Buntu\u0219nica doamn\u0103 s-a ofuscat. \u00ce\u0219i abandoneaz\u0103 clasa, pentru care motiv, luni, de la prima or\u0103, va fi pontat\u0103 ca absent\u0103. Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare. Sup\u0103rat\u0103 foc c\u0103 odraslele preg\u0103tite anterior au devenit fudule \u0219i preten\u021bioase, periculoase \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103toare, bogate \u0219i neabordabile. Doamna \u00ee\u0219i demonteaz\u0103 singur\u0103 argumentele \u0219i nu-urile potrivnice. Opineaz\u0103 c\u0103 a preg\u0103tit oameni. \u0218i iat\u0103 c\u0103 nu sunt. A opinat c\u0103 meseria ei nu poate fi considerat\u0103 o marf\u0103 de pus pe tarabele pie\u021bei. \u0218i totu\u0219i a\u0219a este. Doamna uit\u0103 c\u0103 societatea a atins nivelul capitalismului&#8230;. Unele sub altele, toate c\u00e2te o trimit \u00een grev\u0103 ,,moral\u0103\u201d sunt demontate de un singur gest, al primirii, invocabil pentru explicarea situa\u021biei reale, degradante \u00een care dasc\u0103lul s-a cufundat singur. Gestul primirii de flori&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u00cen locul flamurilor, protestatarii francezi ar fi putut flutura furci \u0219i topoare. Ar fi echilibrat \u00eent\u00e2mpinarea cu tancuri, arme \u0219i gaze lacrimogene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12-13 februarie 2022 \u00cenapoi la cuvinte. \u00cemi retrag encomiastica tirad\u0103 despre b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bie, repurtat\u0103 \u00een pusta brig\u0103zilor mele, aninat\u0103 de calul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17319,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17318\/revisions\/17319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}