{"id":1731,"date":"2015-06-16T09:41:09","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T06:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2015-06-16T17:28:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T14:28:47","slug":"zanganele-lxvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1731","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LXVI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1732 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350.jpg\" alt=\"casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350.jpg 500w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350-300x210.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/350;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1732 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350.jpg\" alt=\"casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350.jpg 500w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/casa-de-marcat-nunta-500x350-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu v-am povestit cum am ajuns maestru, nicidecum singuratic printre contemporani, a nimic \u0219tiutor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am str\u0103b\u0103tut cale lung\u0103 ca s\u0103 ob\u021bin titulatura pe care abia o folosesc c\u00e2\u021biva dintre cunoscu\u021bi, vreo doi cu stim\u0103, vreo trei \u00een mare b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie. Dar s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc. Nu f\u0103cusem zece ani \u0219i m\u0103 cotropiser\u0103 aclam\u0103rile. S\u0103li de spectacol, \u00eenvoiri de la ore, indulgen\u021be neavenite \u0219i priviri \u0219i de un fel \u0219i de altul. F\u0103r\u0103 vin\u0103 am crescut, nu foarte mult, \u0219i m-am trezit de la juniori unu, la echipele cu speran\u021b\u0103 de seniorat, dar eu puteam o bucat\u0103 \u0219i mie mi se cerea totul. De la mica vedet\u0103 local\u0103 am trecut la ,,pe la muzic\u0103 nu se trece!&#8221;. \u00cen ciuda p\u0103rin\u021bilor \u0219i aparen\u021belor am devenit ucenic afiliat la breasla c\u00e2nt\u0103torilor de nunt\u0103 cu norm\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, jum\u0103tate sau de trecut la munc\u0103 \u00een folosul exerci\u021biului. R\u00e2ca, r\u00e2ca am ajuns de la ,,B\u0103&#8221; la&#8230;. Dar mai este p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A\u0219a \u00eencepe ori\u0219icare. ,,Hai tatic\u0103.&#8221;, ,,Te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m noi.&#8221; \u0219i te urne\u0219ti \u00eenceti\u0219or, f\u0103r\u0103 o \u0219coal\u0103 anume, c\u00e2t s\u0103 p\u0103trunzi \u00eentr-o lig\u0103 \u00een care semin\u021bia l\u0103utarului era perpetuat\u0103 din tat\u0103 \u00een fiu, printre \u00eencreng\u0103turi de neamuri \u0219i clanuri care \u00ee\u0219i \u0219tiu lec\u021bia bine p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul p\u0103h\u0103rel de \u021buic\u0103. De docilitate ai nevoie, de urechi ciulite \u0219i ascult\u0103toare de asemenea, de putere c\u00e2t s\u0103 treci o noapte \u0219i o zi. Tr\u0103ind cu ei un sf\u00e2r\u0219it de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 afli lucruri neb\u0103nuite. Cum ciripesc dou\u0103 vorbe \u00eentr-o \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 necum pur\u0103, cum se bea, cum se c\u00e2nt\u0103 o hor\u0103 \u0219i o s\u00e2rb\u0103 \u0219i cum e\u0219ti tu ,,rum\u00e2n&#8221; ,,apreciat&#8221; pe la spate. Afli basme de necrezut despre epopeile mersului la nunt\u0103, despre trei zile de ritual respectat ,,dr\u0103ce\u0219te&#8221; pe timpul mamii mari, despre ,,plata \u00een natur\u0103&#8221; pe care mocanii \u0219i c\u00e2mpinenii o \u00eenghesuiau \u00een trei s\u0103cotei de c\u00e2rp\u0103. C\u00e2nd sc\u0103pai din m\u00e2na lor puteai afirma ,,Tr\u0103iesc!&#8221;, c\u0103ci precum voievozii, angajamentul \u021binea loc de st\u0103p\u00e2n \u0219i avea drept de via\u021b\u0103, moarte \u0219i b\u0103taie dac\u0103 nu te executai la simpla strig\u0103tur\u0103 ,,C\u00e2nt\u0103, b\u0103 \u021bigane!&#8221;. Sitele prin care m-am cernut m-au adus \u00eens\u0103 la starea de om liber \u0219i st\u0103p\u00e2n pe voin\u021ba de-a face pe plac, muzical vorbind, mesenilor veni\u021bi s\u0103 dea un \u0219ut \u00een via\u021b\u0103 celor doi noi fiin\u021ba\u021bi \u00eensur\u0103\u021bei. Voi, cei c\u0103rora m\u0103 adresez, a\u021bi participat m\u0103car o dat\u0103 la o nunt\u0103 \u0219i \u00een mare \u0219ti\u021bi cu ce se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. Neamurile trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 act de prezen\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 vor, c\u0103 nu vor, m\u0103car c-un plic \u00een care sunt strecurate ni\u0219te parale. \u00cenainte nu exista plic, era nevoie de un curier printre mese care s\u0103 fac\u0103 oficiul de gazd\u0103 \u0219i pe tr\u00e2mbi\u021barul numelui, poreclei la nevoie, rangului \u0219i sumei pe care darnicul o punea la b\u0103taie \u00een jocul de rulet\u0103. Rulet\u0103 fiindc\u0103 boabele num\u0103rate erau la ghici. Ziceai c\u0103-\u021bi vin 200 \u0219i te trezeai cu 150, mul\u021bi dintre ei pl\u0103titori de duzin\u0103, pagub\u0103 \u0219i nu c\u00e2\u0219tig. Plusa na\u0219ul de ame\u021bea sala, se scormoneau nunta\u0219ii \u00een buzunare de mai mult \u0219i a\u0219teptau neamurile care-\u0219i mai d\u0103deau \u00een petic. Dac\u0103 nu era cu punga nunul la str\u00e2nsur\u0103, st\u0103tea cu pixul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i punea cifre de confruntat la adunarea general\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u0219i nunta\u0219ii erau mul\u021bumi\u021bi, m\u00e2nca\u021bi, b\u0103u\u021bi, r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 \u0219i cu o sut\u0103-n patrimoniu pentru c\u0103 oferta sc\u0103zuse vertiginos p\u00e2n\u0103 la ei \u0219i-\u0219i f\u0103cuser\u0103 \u0219i datoria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A, asta nu \u0219tie fiscul! P\u0103i nu v\u0103 \u00eensurar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i voi domnilor? Nu v\u0103 spusese \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n c\u0103 de-aia au venit restul de v\u0103 ,,mituir\u0103&#8221; cu suma de v\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een visterie? Veni\u021bi acum dup\u0103 ce fiecare sau doar unii sunt cu socoteala la final, c\u00e2nd sunt la ultima strigare care s\u0103-i elibereze de \u0219irul de datorii \u00eentinse ca \u0219i creditul pentru locuin\u021b\u0103 pe 30 de ani? Num\u0103ra\u021bi numai unuia datoria c\u0103tre stat uit\u00e2nd c\u0103 e un simplu \u00eemprumut pe perioad\u0103 nedeterminat\u0103? Da \u0103luia de cotizeaz\u0103 la bun\u0103starea unei familii nu-i tr\u00e2nti\u021bi \u0219i lui o deducere? C\u0103 de, d\u0103, nu ia!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00cenchei apoteotic: Maestre Fulgeric\u0103, muzica!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Surs\u0103 foto: <a href=\"http:\/\/defecti.ro\/politic\/anaf-va-impozita-de-acum-si-cadourile-de-nunta\/\">defecti.ro<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu v-am povestit cum am ajuns maestru, nicidecum singuratic printre contemporani, a nimic \u0219tiutor. Am str\u0103b\u0103tut cale lung\u0103 ca s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[16,238,102,216,117,88,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1742,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions\/1742"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}