{"id":17293,"date":"2022-02-20T21:23:41","date_gmt":"2022-02-20T18:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17293"},"modified":"2022-02-20T21:24:26","modified_gmt":"2022-02-20T18:24:26","slug":"brigada-diverse-is-tracic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17293","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; \u00ce(s) tra(c)ic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9, 10 februarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       G\u0103sir\u0103 speciali\u0219tii cusur l\u0103iatului, consider\u00e2ndu-l periculos. De unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde a ajuns du\u0219ul produc\u0103torul principal de gr\u0103simi, c\u00e2nd este o adev\u0103rat\u0103 parad\u0103 de gimnastic\u0103 aerobic\u0103?<br \/>\n        Cine nu \u0219tie nu cunoa\u0219te&#8230;. Dup\u0103 32 de ani de huzur, \u00eenc\u0103 rezist\u0103 ideea nomenclaturismului comunist. Cine nu \u0219tie, comunismul n-a fost ceea ce se crede. A copiat viciile burgheze \u0219i le-a fluturat sub doctrina socialist\u0103. \u00cen rest, nimic nou sub soare.<br \/>\n       Primele cinci, dup\u0103 cinci&#8230;. A\u0219a o \u021bine Gheoghi\u021b&#8217; cu infectarea. Cu \u0219apte, cu \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 2-3 zile.<br \/>\n       Pierdere mare. S-a auto demisionat Ciolo\u0219el. O pierdere&#8230; grea&#8230;(!)<br \/>\n       Vremuri&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a n\u0103scut epoca aceea de lapte \u0219i miere, c\u0103 e mai afurisit capitalismul. \u0218i c\u00e2nd \u00eei bate r\u0103zmeri\u021ba la u\u0219\u0103, ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 mai ceva dec\u00e2t consomoli\u0219tii. Aci, la canadieni. Unde combustibilul \u0219i m\u00e2ncarea au ajuns motiv de \u00eenalt\u0103 tr\u0103dare.<br \/>\n       De lumin\u0103, v\u0103 jur, nu mai am nevoie. Dac\u0103 mi-o t\u0103ia\u021bi exact c\u00e2nd mai sunt treizeci de minute \u00eenainte s\u0103 r\u0103sar\u0103 soarele, pute\u021bi s-o p\u0103stra\u021bi. Nu m\u0103 sfiesc s\u0103 recunosc gogom\u0103niile. \u0218i lipsa ordinii \u00een priorit\u0103\u021bi. Doar a\u0219a, de fantezie, pune\u021bi calul de Dallas al\u0103turi de iarba verde de pe dig&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ori v-ar \u00eempu\u0219ca, ori v-ar \u00eenjura crunt. Eminescu. Doamnelor, pro \u0219i contra antisemitismului lui, calma\u021bi-v\u0103. Eminescu a fost&#8230; de toate.<br \/>\n      Neutru e\u0219ti numai c\u00e2nd nu te intereseaz\u0103 \u0219i nu dore\u0219ti s\u0103 faci ceva. Nu c\u0103 nu arborezi, tu, mare facultate, steagul celor de-un sex, de mai multe sau \u00een tranzi\u021bie.<br \/>\n      Tudoric\u0103, Rusiei o s\u0103-i fie fric\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een Rom\u00e2nia c\u00e2nd o c\u00e2nta cucul \u00een nucul&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Obraznici. S\u0103 mai ceri, dup\u0103 ce s-a cotizat masiv, \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 16 miliarde ca s\u0103 se lupte Oms-ul cu virusul&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Transforma\u021bi litri \u00een metri cubi. \u0218i motorina \u00een benzin\u0103. Benzina-n curent electric. D\u0103 la fel. C\u00e2t despre diesel-ele prea ieftine la consum c\u00e2ndva&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Avem nevoie de&#8230;. Mi\u0219care, b\u0103ie\u021bi!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n      Iar \u0219i apoi se cam ,,nepotrivesc\u201d \u00een\u0219irate uneori, mai ales c\u00e2nd o prea fericit\u0103 so\u021bie&#8230;. Mam\u0103 de asemenea. De ce pare neverosimil titlul lungit precum o mini povestire. Unu: nu-i nicio femeie nebun\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eempart\u0103 so\u021bul cu alta. Doi: clocea de mult s\u0103-i serveasc\u0103 ,,surpriza\u201d de ziua lui. Trei: o scuz\u0103 impertinent\u0103, doar pro\u0219tii pot crede c\u0103 de n-ar fi fost ,,ocazia\u201d, nevasta ar fi fost \u00een continuare femeie de cas\u0103 \u0219i nu lesbian\u0103 de c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie (sau s-a ,,descoperit\u201d). C\u0103 asta nu e \u0219tire, tot numai de\u0219tep\u021bii \u0219tiu.<br \/>\n     De poli\u021bistul r\u0103u \u0219i poli\u021bistul bun suntem s\u0103tui. \u0218i de &#8230;sd-ul p\u0103rtinitor cu popula\u021bia \u0219i ministrul neautorizat&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Mi-aduc aminte de B\u0103l\u0103ceanu. De satul&#8230;. Unde nu era ,,fir\u201d de lumin\u0103 de la un cap\u0103t la altul al \u0219oselei ce-l traversa pe furi\u0219 noaptea. Acest fapt m\u0103 \u00eencredin\u021beaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de pe atunci erau chiti\u021bi pe economia de energie electric\u0103, \u00eenaintea primarului ce azi \u00ee\u0219i \u021bine cons\u0103tenii \u00een bezn\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ou\u0103? Grenade n-aveau inglezii ca s-arunce \u00een iahtul lui Bezos?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9, 10 februarie 2022 G\u0103sir\u0103 speciali\u0219tii cusur l\u0103iatului, consider\u00e2ndu-l periculos. De unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde a ajuns du\u0219ul produc\u0103torul principal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17293"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17295,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17293\/revisions\/17295"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}