{"id":17256,"date":"2022-02-17T19:08:13","date_gmt":"2022-02-17T16:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17256"},"modified":"2022-02-17T19:08:13","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T16:08:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-an-tragic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17256","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)n tra(g)ic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 februarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        St\u00e2nd s\u0103 ascul\u021bi toate femeile din cas\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103&#8230;. Oricum, dup\u0103 povestirile menajerelor se pot crea teorii&#8230;. Mii \u0219i defectuoase. Silogisme defectuoase. Aflai astfel c\u0103 nu apilarnilului \u00eei datoreaz\u0103 Ana Aslan longevitatea, ci potolirii foamei c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd cu o&#8230; bomboan\u0103. Tihnit. \u0218i-mi fug g\u00e2ndurile la ,,piesele&#8221; bruxelleze de minim 2 euro. S\u0103 n-o fi fost dintr-alea, c\u0103ci cele scumpe se savureaz\u0103 domol, cu \u00eembuc\u0103turi mici. S\u0103 nu faci infarct de ciud\u0103.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 las voii celorlal\u021bi, c\u0103l\u0103tori pe unde \u0219i \u00een\u021bepeni\u021bi pe insule singuratice pentru o&#8230; vacan\u021b\u0103. Mai mare sau mai mic\u0103 \u021bine de buzunar. \u00cens\u0103 z\u0103u dac\u0103 le pot asigura deplinul meu accept pentru caz\u0103rile pe platformele petroliere transformate \u00een hoteluri. Nici sugestiei c\u0103 vizit\u00e2ndu-le o dat\u0103, nu le voi uita niciodat\u0103. Prefer s\u0103 nu, ca s\u0103 n-am ce memora.<br \/>\n       Cine nu \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 lumea este plin\u0103 de ,,Ceau\u0219e\u0219ti&#8221;, de din \u0103i care aranja\u021bi cel pu\u021bin momentan se cred salvatorii, protectorii omenirii. Canadieni, americani, nem\u021bi&#8230; mi-s to\u021bi de-o fr\u0103\u021bie tembel\u0103.<br \/>\n       T\u00e2mpi\u021bilor, acum v-a venit a v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 din prea mult\u0103 securitate sanitar\u0103 spori\u021bi de\u0219eurile?<br \/>\n       De anonim ce fu, a\u0219a se \u0219i du(se). Haiduci moderni ce mai \u0219i mor. Mai pu\u021bin important de ce.<br \/>\n       Bre nea Constitu\u021bie, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum unde v-au fost \u00eentreb\u0103rile despre infecta\u021bi, interna\u021bi, sc\u0103pa\u021bi \u0219i mor\u021bi?<br \/>\n       Oameni mari \u0219i oameni mici. Oameni sus \u0219i oameni jos. Oameni \u00een\u021belep\u021bi \u0219i al\u021bii t\u00e2mpi\u021bi. Musk \u0219i Trudeau. Ordinea nu conteaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd speran\u021bele omenirii se \u00eendreptau c\u0103tre finalul pandemiei, dup\u0103 re\u021beta ,,omicron e mai pu\u021bin periculos&#8221;, o versiune \u0219i mai \u0219i a fost scoas\u0103 pe pia\u021b\u0103. S\u0103 ne amintim de ,,o femeie&#8221; \u0219i de \u00eenc\u0103 doi veni\u021bi de aiurea \u00een \u021bar\u0103, de prognozele de la \u00eenceput \u00eenaintate. Acum avem (aveam \u00een urm\u0103 cu ceva zile) 13. Preconiza\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 ce v\u0103 rezerv\u0103 viitorul.<br \/>\n        Iaca, gure\u0219ule! Cu boticul t\u0103u cel rafilian ai spulberat neclintita magic\u0103 licoare vaccinian\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi pot spune abia acum de ce nu este u\u0219or \u0219i uneori este imposibil s\u0103 cape\u021bi \u00eencrederea altora: de-aia! C\u0103 torni gogo\u0219i cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        \u00cenaintarea v\u00e2rstei de pensionare reprezint\u0103 nu \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021birea calit\u0103\u021bii vie\u021bii, cre\u0219terea longevit\u0103\u021bii, ci e\u0219ecul sistemului de a-\u0219i proteja cet\u0103\u021benii. Pe care \u00eei mai \u0219i fur\u0103 sub pretextul cotiza\u021biei la fondul de pensii. S\u0103 ne lase banii \u0219i ne-om \u00eengriji fiecare dup\u0103 ra\u021biunea proprie.<br \/>\n        Diferen\u021ba dintre PPDD \u0219i AUR este infim\u0103. De aici \u0219i motivele dispari\u021biei lor. Unul dus, altul pe cale.<br \/>\n        L\u0103sa\u021bi-v\u0103 fra\u021bilor \u00een m\u00e2inile bog\u0103tanilor, demonta\u021bi poduri ca s\u0103 le treac\u0103 iahturile, \u00een\u021bepa\u021bi-v\u0103 fiindc\u0103 au produs ei un ser, lua\u021bi-v\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Unii renun\u021b\u0103 de tot, al\u021bii devin drastici p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge. Vaccin ba, amend\u0103 austriac\u0103 da.<br \/>\n        Tot unii ca ei aglomeraser\u0103 \u00een\u021beparea antiviral\u0103 de parc\u0103 intraser\u0103 zilele \u00een sac \u0219i moartea se cuib\u0103rise l\u00e2ng\u0103 patul conjugal. Tot ei o r\u0103resc, s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 bietul om miocardit\u0103. Scapi de naiba \u0219i dai de dracu. S\u0103-l vede\u021bi pe Scarao\u021bchi.<br \/>\n        Afurisit\u0103 descoperir\u0103. Adic\u0103 \u00eenainte a fost oul, nu g\u0103ina? Adic\u0103 \u00eenainte apa \u0219i apoi p\u0103m\u00e2ntul?<br \/>\n        Ce nu v\u0103 vine la socoteal\u0103? Nu era clar c\u0103 profitul, ca s\u0103 nu apar\u0103 la companiile energetice, sunt trimise c\u0103tre angaja\u021bi sub form\u0103 de beneficii? Ce, la ei este criz\u0103 energetic\u0103? Nu ei sunt criza \u00een sine?<br \/>\n         Asemenea cruzime&#8230;. C\u0103 nu se mai satur\u0103 s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 un nebun \u00eenfipt \u00een ap\u0103 cu pojghi\u021b\u0103 de ghea\u021b\u0103 salv\u00e2nd un c\u00e2ine. Sadism. Ia intr\u0103 \u0219i mata \u00een balt\u0103 gol de la br\u00e2u \u00een sus m\u0103car, s\u0103 vezi cum e! \u0218i nu m-oi s\u0103tura nici eu s\u0103-\u021bi admir la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 februarie 2022 St\u00e2nd s\u0103 ascul\u021bi toate femeile din cas\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103&#8230;. Oricum, dup\u0103 povestirile menajerelor se pot crea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17256"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17257,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17256\/revisions\/17257"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}