{"id":17229,"date":"2022-02-13T19:15:38","date_gmt":"2022-02-13T16:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17229"},"modified":"2022-02-13T19:15:38","modified_gmt":"2022-02-13T16:15:38","slug":"brigada-diverse-orb-prea-eu-in-vie-orb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17229","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Or(b), pre(a) e(u) (\u00ee)n (v)ie, or(b)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 ianuarie 2022  <\/strong><br \/>\n       Copil vaccinat, p\u0103rinte ca-n zi de s\u0103rb\u0103toare na\u021bional\u0103, liber.<br \/>\n     \u00cen vremurile noastre, singura criz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat destabilizant\u0103 se \u00eenv\u00e2rte \u00een jurul semnalului telefon-net \u0219i a carburantului pentru ma\u0219inile de promenad\u0103. Astea cu Ucraina, cu ie\u0219irea trupelor croate din jocul solda\u021bilor arunca\u021bi la gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u00een&#8230;. Mofturi moderne.<br \/>\n       Ca Rafila sau ca Imbri? 30.000 ori 70.000?<br \/>\n       Asta r\u0103m\u00e2ne o problem\u0103 de legitate. De nepus \u00eentrebarea dac\u0103 este just, dac\u0103 \u00een caz contrar se va face justi\u021bie. C\u0103ci datul afar\u0103 din serviciu pe motive vaccinale are s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de sub\u021biere a aparatului func\u021bion\u0103resc statal, c\u00e2nd se \u00eenmul\u021besc calculatoarele, se \u00eempu\u021bineaz\u0103 oamenii. Iar doamnei Renate o lini\u0219tire. Va c\u00e2\u0219tiga cine trebuie, vor primi pl\u0103\u021bile concediilor medicale din p\u0103r\u021bi.<br \/>\n      Uita\u021bi rezolvarea \u00eenvingerii Ucrainei: un soldat propriu care s\u0103-i mitralieze pe to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi. Deodat\u0103 a rezolvat cinci.<br \/>\n      \u00ce\u0219i r\u00e2d gol\u0103neii \u0103\u0219tia de amendabilitatea mic\u0219oar\u0103 pentru orice fleac &#8211; viteze, b\u00e2te pe spinarea partenerilor de trafic. Pu\u021bine \u0219i cele patru luni de tragere pe dreapta. Dar de la cine s\u0103 mai ciupeasc\u0103 statul parale dac\u0103 le taie craca definitiv &#8211; dup\u0103 voia mea irevocabil\u0103?<br \/>\n       Inechit\u0103\u021bi? Nea pensie, f\u0103 tuturor la fel pensia \u0219i ai rezolvat. C\u00e2t mai repede.<br \/>\n       Virgile, \u021bi-a pierit energia? Te infecta\u0219i? M\u0103car nu f\u0103cu\u0219i un pustiu de bine s\u0103 ni-l virusezi \u0219i pe Klaus \u0219i nu numai.<br \/>\n       Doar Buz\u0103ul putea da un tri-nfectat \u00een jum\u0103tate de an.<br \/>\n       Fum f\u0103r\u0103 foc \u0219i conspira\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 pic de adev\u0103r nu pot fi dec\u00e2t \u00een realit\u0103\u021bile virtuale. Precum grafenul, Gates \u0219i microciparea. \u0218i cum ,,este practic transparent\u201d, ce nu se vede nu se poate confirma. C\u00e2t despre m\u0103\u0219ti&#8230;. Bune-s toate ori de nimic.<br \/>\n       Actorii \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i g\u00e2ndurile de pream\u0103rire. Necont\u00e2nd \u021b\u0103rii de apartenen\u021b\u0103. Am avut deja unul. E suficient. Mai curioase le sunt declara\u021biile. C\u0103 f\u0103cur\u0103 \u0219i dreser\u0103 peste m\u0103sur\u0103, chiar peste al\u021bii deja \u00een bran\u0219\u0103. \u0218i uite a\u0219a s-a mai n\u0103scut un dumnezeu.<br \/>\n       Fr\u0103\u021bioare, tenismenii sunt colerici. A\u021bi cam uitat nebuniile lui N\u0103stase, ale lui McEnroe. Mai punem la socoteal\u0103 c\u0103 Medvedev e rus \u0219i-i mai de\u0219tept cel pu\u021bin aparent de c\u00e2t grecoteiul arbitru?<br \/>\n       Fusta mini, pantoful cu toc \u0219i coada blond\u0103 peste veston sunt accesorii de parad\u0103. Chiar \u0219i purt\u0103toarele.<br \/>\n       De resemnalat ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 a fi str\u0103in \u00een \u021bara altora: nep\u0103sare. Oric\u00e2t de copil ar fi mortul.<br \/>\n       Coinciden\u021bele. Copil &#8211; voin\u021b\u0103, tat\u0103 &#8211; dorin\u021b\u0103, copil &#8211; infectat, tat\u0103 &#8211; ministru. Cu declara\u021bie de inten\u021bie \u00een chiar ziua depist\u0103rii.<br \/>\n       To\u021bi buzoienii \u00eenal\u021bi protevi\u0219ti. \u0218i Roxana, \u0219i Cabral. Da&#8217; multe personalit\u0103\u021bi mai are jude\u021bul!<br \/>\n       Bani, tatic\u0103! Ursula de ce-ar vrea mai pu\u021bini sau deloc? \u0218i mai conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103l ce-i d\u0103 este pfizera\u0219?<br \/>\n        \u00cel cred pe C\u00ee\u021bu. Halal cre\u0219tere economic\u0103 pe dublarea pre\u021burilor. S-or termina ele lovelele, s\u0103 vedem cine mai cre\u0219te procentele izbucului industrialo-agraro-comercialo&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Dezv\u0103luirile simione\u0219ti despre&#8230;. Reporterii \u00eens\u0103 nu fac diferen\u021ba \u00eentre trecut, prezent \u0219i viitor. Ce va dori AURelul nu face parte \u00eenc\u0103 din via\u021ba personal\u0103. \u0218ase copiii prezuma\u021bi, utopici, trebuie s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u0219i dama dispus\u0103 la a\u0219a produc\u021bie. \u0218i n-ar fi primul \u00eengrijorat \u0219i dornic s\u0103 ridice demografia. De aceea pare sarcin\u0103 de partid. Totu\u0219i, propunerea de la articolul anterior r\u0103m\u00e2ne valabil\u0103, al\u0103turi de podurile minate pun \u0219i spujina de puradei cu limba lat\u0103: \u00een Moldova de peste Prut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 ianuarie 2022 Copil vaccinat, p\u0103rinte ca-n zi de s\u0103rb\u0103toare na\u021bional\u0103, liber. \u00cen vremurile noastre, singura criz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat destabilizant\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17230,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17229\/revisions\/17230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}