{"id":17222,"date":"2022-02-12T21:22:39","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T18:22:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17222"},"modified":"2022-02-12T21:22:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T18:22:39","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17222","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afina\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      Tata n-a purtat niciodat\u0103 blugi.<br \/>\n      S-a n\u0103scut cumva b\u0103tr\u00e2n, de\u0219i mie mi-a albit p\u0103rul de la perciuni p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219tetul capului, iar el, la \u0219aizeci \u0219i opt abia dac\u0103 num\u0103ra o sut\u0103 de fire pe la ,,favori\u021bi\u201d&#8230;. \u00cenchid \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it cercul ,,vicios\u201d al lucr\u0103rilor acestui areal cu trei montaje de jgheaburi pe Matei Basarab. La Gabi, fiica unui fost intercoopist, mecanic auto. Nume uitat, doar chipul \u00eentip\u0103rit, asem\u0103n\u0103tor cu al unui actor rom\u00e2n, nu de prim\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, cunoscut \u00een roluri istorice de nivel doi-trei. S\u0103 fi fost c\u00e2ndva \u00een anii \u201990 de mijloc, la casa de pe col\u021bul cu Libert\u0103\u021bii, unde capul familiei hot\u0103r\u00e2se s\u0103 nu mai ia parte la decizii. Se <strong>afi\u0219ase<\/strong> mai spre gar\u0103 la casa celeilalte fiice. C\u0103 se mai despart \u0219i oamenii \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 &#8211; credeam atunci c\u0103 la 50 de ani e\u0219ti pe sf\u00e2r\u0219ite &#8211; \u0219i nu se sfiesc s\u0103 ia via\u021ba de la \u00eenceput. Cum \u0219i noi reedit\u0103m acelea\u0219i monotone opera\u021biuni. T\u0103iem, vulsuim, rotunjim &#8211; ce ne mai str\u00e2mb\u0103m, ce se mai \u00eenchileaz\u0103 m\u00e2inile!, de nu ne mai ies <strong>afixele<\/strong> pe gur\u0103 -, \u00eendrept\u0103m, \u00eencheiem, cupl\u0103m, prindem \u00een ochi liniile nu tocmai drepte &#8211; \u0219tiam c\u0103 de la at\u00e2tea ocheade o s\u0103-mi <strong>afectez<\/strong> vederea -, lipim; debit\u0103m fierul beton de 8, \u00eenc\u0103lzim electric un cap\u0103t, \u00eel cioc\u0103nim la mare vitez\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103 <strong>afiliai<\/strong> de bun\u0103 voie la tagma forjorilor -, \u00eel arunc\u0103m \u00een ap\u0103 la r\u0103cit, feliem tabl\u0103 galvanizat\u0103 mai groas\u0103 de 2 mm, o g\u0103urim, o sud\u0103m \u0219i-i gata br\u0103\u021bara; nu \u00eenainte de rotunjire \u0219i \u00eendoire a marginilor pe l\u0103\u021bime.<br \/>\n      La c\u00e2teva case \u00een urm\u0103 &#8211; intrasem \u00een colimatorul colegilor de munc\u0103 -, Bodoc. Vechiul partener al lui tata \u00een echipele \u00eentrecerilor muncitore\u0219ti din anii \u201970-\u201980, cu g\u00e2nd s\u0103 locuiasc\u0103 ca-n tinere\u021be, la curte, cert comeseni la c\u00e2te o ,,<strong>afinare<\/strong>\u201d de pomin\u0103 pe la ,,Scap\u0103 porcu\u2019\u201d. Altul nu-i putea reface pluviala, numai tata, dimpreun\u0103 cu noi. Dar cu preten\u021bii. Sugestia noastr\u0103, la buzunar mai ieftin\u0103 \u0219i la munc\u0103 mai pu\u021bin\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 rabat de la calitate, picase. ,,Dac\u0103 vrea nen-tu c\u0103z\u0103nele \u0219i seuri, le facem!\u201d, Da\u2019 ne complic\u0103m, bre! E casa joas\u0103, mic\u0103.\u201d, ,,Nu discut\u0103m!\u201d. \u0218i totu\u0219i&#8230;. Ni s-a f\u0103cut voia. Mai simplu, mai modern, mai aproape de ce avea s\u0103 devin\u0103 tinichigeria peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani: un simplu montaj. Nimic m\u0103iestrit de m\u00e2na omului, doar supravegheat.<br \/>\n        Nimic&#8230;. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 pun aceea\u0219i plac\u0103 &#8211; bun\u0103, desigur, nu stricat\u0103 &#8211; cu ,,stau m\u0103rturie pozele de pe google maps\u201d. Tocmai ce navigam \u00eenapoi, spre G\u0103bi\u021ba, doar a\u0219a, de-o rapid\u0103 verificare c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai erau ,,\u00een picioare\u201d jgheaburile, c\u00e2nd, la intersec\u021bie&#8230;. Oltcitul, tata la volan, cu tricoul kaki, eu \u00een dreapta, cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 scoas\u0103 pe geam, Cristi sigur \u00een spate, scara mic\u0103 de lemn pe portbagaj \u0219i un burlan legat de ea. Doar ce-mi propusesem s\u0103 iau c\u00e2te un instantaneu fiec\u0103rei lucr\u0103ri&#8230;. Am amu\u021bit&#8230;. Oltcitul&#8230;. Martorul at\u00e2tor drumuri. C\u00e2nd l-au \u00eenc\u0103rcat ca s\u0103-l duc\u0103 la fier vechi \u0219i-a p\u00e2r\u00e2it prins \u00een chingile trecute pe sub plafon, parc\u0103 s-a rupt ceva \u00een mine&#8230;.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 \u00eentorc&#8230;. L\u00e2ng\u0103 Bodoc, foarte de demult, pe la \u00eenceputurile uceniciei \u00eentr-ale tinichigeriei, la c\u0103su\u021ba plasat\u0103 destul de departe de strad\u0103, cam 20 de metri, la care se ajunge pe o alee ce se \u021bine dreapt\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u00e2teva zeci de butuci de vie. Burl\u0103na\u0219e, jghebule\u021be. De n-or fi fost \u0219i din ceva tabl\u0103 mai veche.<br \/>\n        Iar ultima, chiar dac\u0103 doar a mea &#8211; periodic doctorul Popescu \u00eei g\u0103sea c\u00e2te ceva de lucru lui tata (nu \u0219i mie) -, pe partea cealalt\u0103 la alt doctor, veterinar. Cel cu magazinul de pesticide. Tabl\u0103 de \u00eenlocuit pe capacul de acoperi\u0219 din fa\u021b\u0103, la strad\u0103, \u0219i c\u00e2teva plou\u0103toare. De la el, povestea Cristi, cumnat\u0103-su cump\u0103ra ,,otr\u0103vuri\u201d pentru gogo\u0219ari. ,,\u0218i cum?\u201d, \u00eentreb curios. ,,\u00cei bag\u0103 de la v\u00e2rf spre codi\u021b\u0103 \u00een solu\u021bie \u0219i se \u00eenro\u0219esc.\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tata n-a purtat niciodat\u0103 blugi. S-a n\u0103scut cumva b\u0103tr\u00e2n, de\u0219i mie mi-a albit p\u0103rul de la perciuni p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219tetul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17223,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17222\/revisions\/17223"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}