{"id":17202,"date":"2022-02-10T20:13:27","date_gmt":"2022-02-10T17:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17202"},"modified":"2022-02-10T20:13:27","modified_gmt":"2022-02-10T17:13:27","slug":"brigada-diverse-cea-ce-musca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17202","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)ea (c)e mu(\u0219)c\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>27 ianuarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd managerul st\u0103 prea mult acas\u0103, angaja\u021bii se pun pe greve. Prea grijuliul \u0219oferilor bucure\u0219teni uit\u0103 c\u0103 nu e nici st\u0103p\u00e2n, nici casap, nici dumnezeu \u0219i nici perpetuu.<br \/>\n        Din scaun pandemia este catastrofal\u0103. Din acela\u0219i, omenirea mai are-un pic \u0219i d\u0103 b\u00e2ca. Ne-or salva tot africanii ascun\u0219i printre frunzi\u0219uri, nea OMS.<br \/>\n        Cu vitrion, AURic\u0103! F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 arz\u0103. Mare \u0219i prost autorul, dup\u0103 zicala rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Necitit, nedus la biserica faptelor istorice e\u0219uabile.<br \/>\n        De-a\u0219 fi slab de \u00eenger, mi-a\u0219 spune c\u0103 m\u00e2ine lumea se termin\u0103. La cum d\u0103 ve\u0219tile Rafilic\u0103, la c\u00e2t de \u0219colit este, mai c\u0103 mi-a\u0219 pune crucea la cap \u00een a\u0219teptarea zilei fatale. N-a stat prea mult s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 la consecin\u021bele vorbelor. Una, c\u0103-\u0219i autosuspend\u0103 campania de vaccinare, pun\u00e2nd la infectare cele dou\u0103 categorii, vac. \u0219i nevac.; dou\u0103, c\u0103 ,,infecteaz\u0103&#8221; oral la gr\u0103mad\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 discearn\u0103 informa\u021biile, str\u0103ine, despre Omicron. Pe to\u021bi.<br \/>\n       Despre acela\u0219i subiect. O fi, domnule, mai de\u0219tept. O avea el \u0219i meseria\u0219ii medicini\u0219ti un limbaj aparte. \u00cens\u0103 eu n-am auzit mai mare abera\u021bie ca asta: ,,\u00eemboln\u0103vit inaparent&#8221;. Semnific\u00e2nd, se lamenteaz\u0103 d\u00e2nsul, infectarea pentru c\u00e2teva ore. Scorneli! La matematica probabilit\u0103\u021bilor st\u0103 bine. Ne d\u0103dea aproape de 30.000 pentru s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na de fa\u021b\u0103, ,,de\u0219i viteza de cre\u0219tere este \u00een sc\u0103dere&#8221; &#8211; oximoronele -, ba chiar le-a dep\u0103\u0219it. S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti&#8230;!<br \/>\n       Ne \u00eentoarcem pe vremea cui vre\u021bi astfel. Numai un moldovean putea g\u00e2ndi arhaic. N-a auzit probabil de avioane. Eu i-a\u0219 propune, Ciubucului, s\u0103-\u0219i mineze podurile personale \u0219i apoi s\u0103 le fac\u0103 de la zero.<br \/>\n        Unul c\u0103 nu sc\u0103p\u0103m, altul c\u0103-i groas\u0103, vreun neica&#8230;, tot din ograd\u0103, c\u0103 s-ar sf\u00e2r\u0219i. Noapte bun\u0103&#8230;!<br \/>\n        Are c\u00e2te unul o figur\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i ce m\u00e2ndri-s, \u0219i ce dobitoci c\u00e2nd hot\u0103r\u0103sc \u00een numele tuturor.<br \/>\n        Vaccinare \u0219i medicament minune. Ambele. S\u0103 nu ne opunem. S\u0103 nu cr\u00e2cnim. C\u0103-s cu ,,ac\u021biune extraordinar\u0103&#8221;. Interna\u021bionalul, Fran\u021ba, alo!<br \/>\n        Despre efectul bendeac am mai discutat. E bine de \u021binut minte ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd promovezi excesiv \u0219i de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat comportamentele deviante, categorii sociale de la limita umanit\u0103\u021bii. \u021ai-o cam furi. R\u0103m\u00e2n la ideea ciocului mic pentru contribu\u021bie.<br \/>\n        E remarcabil cum poate subzista parchetul de dedeman al\u0103turi de spoiala roz, soba jumi-juma plit\u0103 \u0219i teracot\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 sticla de fanta, cuvertura de la jysk aproape de m\u00e2zg\u0103lita clap\u0103 de la cuptor (tot luciul teracotin debordeaz\u0103 de var). \u0218i obrazul fin al fetei de 12 ani la un metru de grosul reporterului.<br \/>\n        S-o mai g\u0103si \u0219i alt\u0103 metod\u0103 pentru controlul ,,fe\u021bei&#8221;, ca \u0219i pentru testarea covid cu b\u0103\u021bu-n dos. Bine c\u0103 nu particip la jocurile olimpice. M-a\u0219 fi trezit cu fesele dezgolite \u0219i privit insistent \u00eentre. N\u0103stru\u0219nic\u0103 ,,civiliza\u021bia&#8221; modern\u0103.<br \/>\n        Era asigurat\u0103. Nu-i d\u0103deau nici m\u0103car celui mai descurc\u0103re\u021b pilot pe m\u00e2n\u0103 un enzonian automobil, dar\u0103mite unui mecanic olandez. Baiu-i totu\u0219i la de\u021bin\u0103torii lor. La unul dintre ei. Ce naiba face Papa cu Ferrari de 3 milioane de euro?<br \/>\n        Cine te pune s\u0103 te \u00eensori? Chiar azi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi mai pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale despre omenire \u0219i viitorul ei aproape de fini\u0219. Gata, frate, fiecare singur, patul lui, m\u00e2ncarea lui&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27 ianuarie 2022 C\u00e2nd managerul st\u0103 prea mult acas\u0103, angaja\u021bii se pun pe greve. 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