{"id":1720,"date":"2015-06-14T18:41:49","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T15:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2015-06-14T23:11:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T20:11:04","slug":"zanganele-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1720","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LXV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1721 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n.jpg\" alt=\"11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n\" width=\"500\" height=\"490\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n-300x294.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/490;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1721 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n.jpg\" alt=\"11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n\" width=\"500\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11060458_1397173967266615_4876182194408955287_n-300x294.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De cur\u00e2nd m-am \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit. Am pus deoparte clipe pre\u021bioase pentru partea num\u0103rul doi din via\u021b\u0103 \u00een folosul uzului personal. Am speran\u021ba c\u0103 nu le voi mai irosi de-acum \u00eenainte pe tot felul de prostioare prinse din zbor ca acum 25 de ani.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pe atunci \u00eenghi\u021beam toate dulceg\u0103riile, dr\u0103coveniile, nout\u0103\u021bile vechi de cel pu\u021bin zece ani dac\u0103 nu de o juma&#8217; de veac, reclamele idioate, propunerile de c\u00e2\u0219tig, sketch-iurile fumate, mai prost jucate ca pe timpurile cenzurii, putorile trecute la lumea celor cu +18, verva parlamentar\u0103 \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu Dinescu \u0219i termin\u00e2nd lamentabil cu un p\u0103rinte de Iga\u0219 agramat, beleam ochii tumefia\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajungeam ca puricii Tv s\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103rute. A\u0219a se face c\u0103 primul \u0219i ultimul lucru \u00eentr-o zi era s\u0103 deschid \u0219i s\u0103 inchid televizorul, devenise un viciu de care nu puteam sc\u0103pa defel. M\u0103 l\u0103sasem de \u021big\u0103ri, trecusem b\u0103uturile la ,,de admirat \u00een vitrin\u0103&#8221;, cafeaua nu-\u0219i mai avea rostul, dar televizor ba. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 zic ,,hop c-am sc\u0103pat&#8221;, se \u00eenfigea unul c\u00e2t c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na de porc, ocupa ecranul \u0219i debita fantasme pentru min\u021bile mele \u00eenc\u0103 necernute de neghin\u0103. Se nimereau unii s\u0103-mi v\u00e2nd\u0103 cu\u021bite care taie f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul, s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 program ca la carte, a se citi horoscop, pe ziua aceea, s\u0103-mi prezinte violuri feminine de tip mumifial, s\u0103 fac\u0103 prestidigita\u021bie cu imagina\u021bia mea uneori bolnav\u0103 de dus la spitalul g\u00e2ndurilor pierdute.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cine s\u0103 stea atunci s\u0103 numere undele prinse de antenele cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 parabolic\u0103 sau televizoarele deschise? Furnizorul de energie electric\u0103? El nu putea s\u0103-\u0219i cuantifice kilowa\u021bii irosi\u021bi prin bran\u0219are direct\u0103 la st\u00e2lp dar\u0103mite 100 de wa\u021bi hali\u021bi de tri-colorul RGB \u0219i ce interes ar fi avut? El \u00eencasa, \u00eencasa \u0219i iar \u00eencasa. Cu haz de mari posturi s-au inventat televiziunile de cartier, de capital\u0103 \u0219i na\u021bionale, dar cui s\u0103 emit\u0103 \u0219i cum? \u00centinde cablu, angajeaz\u0103 om s\u0103 verifice func\u021bionarea \u0219i distribuie. Aceea\u0219i re\u021bet\u0103: cartier, capital\u0103, na\u021bional. B\u00e2lbele \u0219i dislexia s-au ridicat cu preten\u021bii de audien\u021b\u0103, au purces \u00een a-\u0219i aroga drepturi \u0219i pozi\u021bii. Clasamente, bilan\u021b contabil de \u00eencas\u0103ri \u0219i venituri (tr\u0103iasc\u0103 inventarea reclamei), premii Aptr, interna\u021bionale&#8230;. Tvr-ul inventase revolu\u021bia \u0219i mitingul \u00een direct, ProTv-ul \u0219tirea de la ora cinci, Realitatea r\u0103zboiul din Irak, Antena nimicurile de tot felul, pardon, parte din divertisment. Calcule procentuale, conflicte. C\u0103 a mea e mai mare, c\u0103 a mea e mai lung\u0103, c\u0103 a mea e mai urm\u0103rit\u0103, c\u0103 a mea e mai c\u00e2\u0219tigat\u0103. Laud\u0103-m\u0103 gur\u0103 c\u0103 de-aia-\u021bi dau salariu!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C\u00e2te titluri evazive, c\u00e2te incitante, c\u00e2t\u0103 dezam\u0103gire! Iat\u0103, \u0219i eu mai privesc ca idiotul crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 este suficient s\u0103 deschizi o pagin\u0103 de internet \u0219i c\u0103 ,,auditoriul&#8221; a \u0219i f\u0103cut pasul r\u0103sfoirii articolelor. Himere! La fel \u0219i cu televizorul. Gospodina \u0219i l-a montat ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 ce zumz\u0103i peste nivelul zgomotului de fiertur\u0103 din oal\u0103 \u0219i pr\u0103jelii din tigaie, pentru consumatorii de bere este doar un motiv de-a ridica nivelul discu\u021biei peste num\u0103rul de decibeli emi\u0219i de difuzor, pentru \u021ba\u021be \u0219i mo\u0219i un aparat de m\u0103surat dac\u0103 mai tr\u0103iesc ori nu. Mul\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 obiectul \u0103sta audio-video nu reflect\u0103 realitatea \u00eenconjur\u0103toare nici c\u00e2t Negru sub unghie, c\u0103 scenarita este un mod de influen\u021bare p\u0103c\u0103tos (!), un vis f\u0103r\u0103 realizare, o speran\u021b\u0103 pierdut\u0103 pe calea undelor. Creeaz\u0103 nemuriri de moment \u0219i dezam\u0103giri impersonale. Cer\u0219e\u0219te empatie \u0219i d\u0103ruie\u0219te goliciune sufleteasc\u0103. \u00cemparte pumni \u0219i vrea s\u0103 culeag\u0103 z\u00e2mbete \u0219i aplauze frenetice. \u00censp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 reac\u021bia va fi retractil\u0103. Scuip\u0103 \u0219i linge. Adulmec\u0103 \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103. Incit\u0103 \u0219i agit\u0103. Porne\u0219te r\u0103zmeri\u021be de celuloid digital. Exult\u0103 din te miri ce. Abure\u0219te \u0219i excit\u0103. Adoarme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Un bun exemplu c\u0103 unii \u00ee\u0219i r\u0103cesc gura degeaba este cea ce-mi este aproape \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Pentru ea televizorul nu este dec\u00e2t un motiv bun pentru un somn odihnitor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De cur\u00e2nd m-am \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit. Am pus deoparte clipe pre\u021bioase pentru partea num\u0103rul doi din via\u021b\u0103 \u00een folosul uzului personal. 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