{"id":17153,"date":"2022-02-05T18:24:03","date_gmt":"2022-02-05T15:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17153"},"modified":"2022-02-05T18:24:03","modified_gmt":"2022-02-05T15:24:03","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afretam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17153","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afretam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       \u00cenc\u0103 sunt sub influen\u021ba&#8230;.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 r\u00e2d, s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng la v\u0103zul ceasului a\u0219ezat pe frontispiciul holului c\u0103ruia urma s\u0103-i facem de petrecanie? Sau s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc a-i \u021bine hangul dup\u0103 cum nu m\u0103 sfiam s\u0103 parlamentez la nervi? Deloc, doar s\u0103 m\u0103 mir de m\u00e2ndria de a aduce numele localit\u0103\u021bii s\u00e2rbe\u0219ti &#8211; notasem c\u00e2ndva \u0219i moneda african\u0103 -, fiindc\u0103 aveam deja \u00een minte schimbul de replici \u00eentre purii \u0219i se repeta \u00een bucl\u0103. ,,Nu te-ai dus la femeia aia&#8230;\u201d se reducea la o remontare de tabl\u0103 \u00eentre case, legate prin holul cu ceasul, av\u00e2nd, pentru p\u0103trunderea soarelui, un luminator pe mijloc. Nu tu pant\u0103 ca s\u0103 scurg\u0103 vreun p\u00e2r\u00e2ia\u0219 <strong>afluent<\/strong> la marele fluviu de pe dolii, nu tu hot\u0103r\u00e2re de unde s\u0103 ne pornim la lucru. \u0218i s\u0103 ne \u0219i ias\u0103 bine. Clipe <strong>afazice<\/strong>. Apoi&#8230;. ,,Naiba-n ele de lucr\u0103ri, tat\u0103! M\u0103 duci la toate t\u00e2mpeniile de case!\u201d M-a apostrofat. C\u0103 ce \u0219tiu eu, c\u0103 a fost casa lui Jernea. ,,\u0218i?\u201d, zic, ,,Nu g\u0103seau lemnarii alt\u0103 solu\u021bie? S\u0103 fi pornit din creast\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fi cobor\u00e2t cu dou\u0103 dolii mai abrupte pe ambele p\u0103r\u021bi, ca s\u0103 nu mai cloceasc\u0103 apa exact l\u00e2ng\u0103 ridic\u0103turile geamurilor de iluminare.\u201d A replicat, magistral, ca-ntotdeauna: ,,Te-ai g\u0103sit tu, de\u0219tept, s\u0103 le spui cum \u0219i ce s\u0103 fac\u0103! Vrei s\u0103 strici casa omului.\u201d Chinul de pe lume, solu\u021bia unicat ne-mpinsese s\u0103 desfacem, cu grij\u0103, s\u0103 re\u00eembin\u0103m tabla nou\u0103 cu cea veche \u0219i s\u0103 determin\u0103m apele viitoare s\u0103 nu-\u0219i fac\u0103 loc \u00eentre ea \u0219i geamuri. De parc\u0103 ne blestemase cineva s\u0103 tot culegem astfel de complica\u021bii&#8230;. Dar&#8230; toate bune, frumoase \u0219i verificate la terminare. Iar de adormea Dumnezeu \u0219i n-avea chef de contractul ploios cu tata, fiindc\u0103 nu l\u0103sasem acoperi\u0219ul la fel, tot i-am mai \u00een\u0103l\u021bat \u00een cap\u0103tul de sus \u0219i pe la dolii forma p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de luminator, am comandat clien\u021bilor dou\u0103 g\u0103le\u021bi pline cu ap\u0103 \u0219i le-am pr\u0103v\u0103lit, ca la furtun\u0103, peste tabl\u0103. \u0218i-am v\u0103zut cum se <strong>afi\u0219ar\u0103<\/strong> n\u0103valnice p\u00e2raiele p\u00e2n\u0103 la deversarea \u00een jgheab, se <strong>afluir\u0103<\/strong> exact cum preconizasem. Jos, dezechiparea, sp\u0103larea aproximativ\u0103, \u0219ederea la taclale, laude &#8211; ale lui tata, diferite -, \u00eentemeiate, trecerea \u00een revist\u0103 a obiectelor aduse de ,,dincolo\u201d. Cornel a scos la iveal\u0103, din garaj, un mixer, Soundcraft, vechi, din panoplia produselor electronice ale anilor &#8217;80, cu o propunere de v\u00e2nzare la pre\u021b exorbitant. Nici n-am c\u0103utat s\u0103-l descurajez, nici s\u0103 elogiez calit\u0103\u021bile produsului, de\u0219i firma avusese realiz\u0103ri notabile, multe dintre ele reg\u0103sindu-se \u00een custodia muzican\u021bilor de top ai R\u00e2mnicului. Se perimaser\u0103, \u0219tiam un mixer aproape identic cu cel prezentat la Cristi Perie\u021beanu, unul din gama lui pe la Bebi basistul, Goru\u0219, plus c\u0103 sem\u0103na extraordinar cu Sonor-ul meu rusesc, mai dotat dec\u00e2t Soundcraft-ul lui Cornel. Rezolu\u021bia a fost simpl\u0103: poate g\u0103se\u0219ti &#8211; nu, \u00een minte &#8211; pe cineva s\u0103-l dai.<br \/>\n       Revin la ocolita b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, nu cu foarte multe detalii, jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele schimbate nu se deosebeau cu nimic de altele. Numai opera\u021biunile de \u00eembinare a tronsoanelor, p\u00e2n\u0103 la a\u0219ezarea pe pozi\u021bii, prepar\u0103rile saceagurilor \u0219i alte mici interven\u021bii preliminare, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 au ie\u0219it din tiparele obi\u0219nuite, fiindc\u0103 nu era loc \u00een curte \u0219i, ca vorba rom\u00e2nului, b\u0103g\u0103tor de seam\u0103 \u0219i <strong>afl\u0103tor<\/strong> \u00een ciorba altuia, ne-am \u00eentins sculele \u0219i produsele de manufactur\u0103 ,,ca \u021biganii pe strad\u0103\u201d. Unde altundeva?<br \/>\n        T\u0103ind pe diagonal\u0103 strada Transilvaniei, spre Matei Basarab, nu puteam nimeri la alt tip proprietar: o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103. Nou\u0103zeci de ani, dar \u00eenc\u0103 pe picioarele ei. \u0218i, \u0219i. Trup \u0219i minte \u00eenc\u0103 treze. Trimisese pe cineva, la sfatul fratelui, o cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 mai veche din anii \u201990, din vremurile primilor taximetri\u0219ti particulari ai ora\u0219ului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenc\u0103 sunt sub influen\u021ba&#8230;. S\u0103 r\u00e2d, s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng la v\u0103zul ceasului a\u0219ezat pe frontispiciul holului c\u0103ruia urma s\u0103-i facem de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17154,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17153\/revisions\/17154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}