{"id":17143,"date":"2022-02-03T10:31:03","date_gmt":"2022-02-03T07:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17143"},"modified":"2022-02-03T10:31:03","modified_gmt":"2022-02-03T07:31:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-pele-pe-cap-arunci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17143","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)ele, (p)e c(a)p (a)runci!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 ianuarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ce-i mic\u0103 \u0219i mai mic\u0103? Iat\u0103, o nimic\u0103! Grija zilei de poim\u00e2ine. M\u0103 contrasem cu bunu-mi prieten c\u0103 statul \u00eenc\u0103 face jocurile economice cu ce i-a r\u0103mas. De acolo \u0219i pre\u021burile umflate din viitor \u0219i pe alocuri de azi \u0219i mai ieri pentru neferici\u021bii \u00eempin\u0219i la a-\u0219i depune semn\u0103tura pe o nou\u0103 h\u00e2rtie cu antetul Contract&#8230;. M\u0103car pentru o singur\u0103 companie \u0219i tot am avut dreptate: Hidroelectrica \u00eenc\u0103 st\u0103-n dulapul ministrului Virgil. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2te \u00een\u021beleg nu pentru mult\u0103 vreme.<br \/>\n      B\u0103, sunt basmalui\u021bi, sunt b\u0103rbo\u0219a\u021bi? Ce mai at\u00e2ta mirare c\u0103 saudi\u021bii s-ar trage din evrei\u021bi?<br \/>\n       \u0218i crede\u021bi, dragi&#8230; c\u0103 vreo zece \u0219i cu vreo jum\u0103tate din ea rezolv\u0103 sc\u0103derea drastic\u0103 a pre\u021burilor deja afi\u0219ate de nababii curen\u021bilor \u0219i gazeific\u0103rii? M\u0103 cam duce g\u00e2ndul la un titlu din care sustrag doar partea concludent\u0103: Adio&#8230;. P&#8230; P&#8230;.<br \/>\n    La fel pentru al\u021bi \u0219i al\u021bi debitori la conductele politico-guvernamentale. Care parte din sum\u0103 va fi compensat\u0103, cea mic\u0103 sau cea mare, nea&#8230; economie?<br \/>\n       Am \u0219tiut dintotdeauna din ce s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 ne tragem. Din \u0103i de au oi mai frumoase \u0219i stau ziulica \u00eentreag\u0103 sprijini\u021bi cu barba \u00een b\u0103\u021b. Acest considerent implacabil nu mai avea nevoie de exemplu. O fi fata lui tata, o fi tata vice Nato, dar tot din Rom\u00e2nica se trage. De acolo de unde cel care d\u0103 lec\u021bii \u0219i pove\u021be nu le urmeaz\u0103 defel. Se g\u0103si f\u0103tuca-i s\u0103-nve\u021be americanul s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce s\u0103n\u0103tos. Mi-e c-or expulza-o \u0219i \u0219i-or \u021bine Mac-urile \u0219i hotdogii pe mai departe. Precum noi sarmaua \u0219i carnea de porc.<br \/>\n      Mare lucru!&#8230; S\u0103 vrei o capital\u0103 nou\u0103 \u0219i s-o ridici din nimic. \u0218i unde? Ia aci, \u00een Indonezia.<br \/>\n     Nefiind unici pe planet\u0103. Mai aproape, \u00een coast\u0103-ne, Erdogan schimb\u0103 numele \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oarei al c\u0103rui vremelnic \u0219ef s-a pus. Dac\u0103 asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 modificare, colo dou\u0103 litere \u00een coad\u0103, care \u0219i a\u0219a nu conteaz\u0103 la pronun\u021bie.<br \/>\n      Eu \u0219i Co\u0219a ne suntem \u00eempotriv\u0103. El cu ve\u0219tile bulversante despre economia c\u0103ruia i-a fost partizan la destructurare c\u00e2ndva, din prea mult\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, eu cu nemul\u021bumirea c\u0103 astfel de oameni \u00eenc\u0103 pun la copt destinele noastre.<br \/>\n      Reclame. Enel \u0219i \u00eencrederea pe care trebuie s\u0103 i-o acord. N-o s-o aib\u0103 nimeni, \u00een veci.<br \/>\n      Hai s\u0103 mai st\u0103m str\u00e2mb \u0219i s\u0103 judec\u0103m drept \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103. Ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 rusul la noi? Nu v-am zis c\u0103 nu-i prie\u0219te \u021buica \u0219i clima \u00een continu\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzire? Unde se mai \u00eemb\u0103iaz\u0103 el la copc\u0103?<br \/>\n      B\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie s\u0103 fie, \u00eens\u0103 spune-o, nu declama desfiin\u021barea orelor de istorie \u0219i rom\u00e2n\u0103. Nu dumneata, doamn\u0103 judec\u0103tor. M-am prins totu\u0219i, semi-semi seriosul cu neseriozitatea cerin\u021bei \u00ee\u021bi asigur\u0103 continuarea meseriei. F\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2rciumi, f\u0103r\u0103 plagiat, f\u0103r\u0103 firmele de transport, f\u0103r\u0103 lan\u021bul gros de aur \u0219i unduitoarele dame de companie, f\u0103r\u0103 sparanghel \u0219i ,,nunte\u201d pricinile ar stagna la nivelul zero, iar instan\u021bele s-ar \u00eenchide una c\u00e2te una. Ar mai fi o problem\u0103, cea a ,,sclavului\u201d ce n-ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 habar de trecutul s\u0103u. F\u0103r\u0103 el, doamn\u0103, a\u021bi fi nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 scrie\u021bi singur\u0103 con\u021binutul \u0219edin\u021belor. Fiindc\u0103 \u0219i cel ce v\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 ordinele, fie ea linie ierarhic\u0103, tot sclav se nume\u0219te.<br \/>\n      Cine are ochi s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i urechi s\u0103 aud\u0103 mirosea, de c\u00e2nd \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na fum hitlerian\u0103 descoperit\u0103 de ru\u0219i, c\u0103 fascismul n-avea cum s\u0103 moar\u0103. Nu le-a pierit s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba nem\u021bilor \u0219i nici sus\u021bin\u0103torilor purit\u0103\u021bii umane.<br \/>\n      Cine are minte \u0219i-ar da lesne seama de inep\u021bia unor indivizi cu priz\u0103 la public: care \u0219andrama, care bandi\u021bi, ce pr\u0103bu\u0219ire \u0219i care rezisten\u021b\u0103? C\u00e2nd vreodat\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 ianuarie 2022 Ce-i mic\u0103 \u0219i mai mic\u0103? Iat\u0103, o nimic\u0103! Grija zilei de poim\u00e2ine. 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