{"id":17114,"date":"2022-01-30T12:20:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T09:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17114"},"modified":"2022-01-29T19:21:53","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T16:21:53","slug":"brigada-diverse-conor-ant-e-efor-si-zace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17114","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Con(o)r A(n)t (e) ef(o)r (\u0219)i&#8230; za(c)e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>19 ianuarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ba \u0219tiu cum este la al\u021bii: exact ca la noi. Are unul o frez\u0103 pe st\u00e2nga, rom\u00e2nul \u00ee\u0219i comand\u0103 la salon una la fel&#8230;. C\u0103 mai vine \u0219i cu p\u0103reri pe l\u00e2ng\u0103&#8230;. Certitudine infirmat\u0103. Apleac\u0103 urechea, mai pune vreo dou\u0103 prepozi\u021bii de la el, o parte de propozi\u021bie fabular\u0103 \u0219i o expune la galantar. Iaca! De unde s\u0103 fi \u0219tiut c\u0103 trei sunt nemaipomenite \u0219i-al patrulea \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit ne-ar face prea ,,imuni\u201d? De unde s\u0103 ne fi tr\u0103snit ideea c\u0103 d\u00e2ndu-i de lucru de mai multe ori pe an organismului, \u00eei chinuim zili\u0219oarele, c\u0103-l ,,biciuim\u201d?<br \/>\n    Nu doar ,,de mai mult\u201d va avea nevoie rom\u00e2nul declarat \u0219i condamnat la ,,oriunde mi-a\u0219 face contract de utilit\u0103\u021bi, tot pre\u021bul \u0103la-l voi pl\u0103ti\u201d, ci de mult mai mult sau m\u0103car a\u0219a cum era. Cinci la sut\u0103 tva e de r\u00e2sul curcilor \u0219i prostia de\u0219tep\u021bilor. Am efectuat un experiment. Dureros fiindc\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna desp\u0103r\u021birile mi-au indus un sentiment de triste\u021be \u0219i de spaim\u0103. Am bifat la o companie \u00eembietoare cu numele, speram \u00eeng\u0103duitoare cu&#8230;. Deh, gaze, \u00een caz c\u0103&#8230; electricitate. Dominant\u0103 cerin\u021ba estim\u0103rii consumului, bazat\u0103 pe ,,metehnele\u201d lunare maxime \u00een luna de v\u00e2rf. Scriu sincer, cifrele comune elevilor coda\u0219i \u0219i adaug un zero. Privind uimit, bulversat \u0219i gata s\u0103&#8230;. Doamne, iart\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103toasa persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103 \u0219i fie-\u021bi mil\u0103 de umilul t\u0103u consumator! 3365. Leu\u021bi. Peste nivelul meu salarial cu o sut\u0103. \u00cencerc un spasm, deschid gura \u0219i dau n\u0103val\u0103&#8230;. Nefericitule! A c\u00e2ta oar\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       De\u0219i primul, nu i-a stat \u00een fire s\u0103 uzeze limbajul plastic pentru&#8230;. Mir\u0103rile-mi sunt totu\u0219i la nivel maxim. Cum de din senin a schimbat placa \u00eendemnului la rapel \u0219i de ce nu doza a patra? ,,Rafinel\u201d, nesfiit, e cuprins de grija aceleia\u0219i s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bi dup\u0103 ghiftuirea cu vaccin.<br \/>\n       Auzi la ei: cine \u00eel \u00eentre\u021bine? Astfel m\u0103 \u00eentreb unde \u0219i-au tr\u0103it ultimii 32 de ani reporterii ce nu \u00een\u021beleg cum de un moldovean nu a primit nici m\u0103car o para chioar\u0103 ca salariat? Or fi auzit de rentieri, de ac\u021bionari&#8230;?<br \/>\n       Pl\u00e2ng\u0103torii \u0219i t\u00e2nguitorii neamului eminescian sunt \u00eentr-o grav\u0103 eroare de percep\u021bie: una-i ce-i dorea el ei, dulcii Rom\u00e2nii, \u0219i alta din ce neam ,,nobil\u201d se trage poporul. C\u0103 se mai \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 \u0219i geniile. Azi, tr\u0103itor contemporan, \u0219i-ar fi ucis semin\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103.<br \/>\n     O glumi\u021b\u0103 nu stric\u0103. Desigur, neimputabil\u0103 mie, gata s\u0103 descre\u021beasc\u0103 frun\u021bile \u00eencre\u021bite de poverile virusale ale cona\u021bionalilor. Se face c\u0103 (vre)odat\u0103 cineva declarase pentru rom\u00e2ni o zi liber\u0103, spre cugetarea situa\u021biei australiene a lui Djokovic. Bun\u0103, z\u0103u!<br \/>\n        Cine nu ar privi la galantar siderat, chiar dac\u0103 fake-ul de la prima vedere nu e ceea ce pare a fi Putin?<br \/>\n       Are cine \u00eenfige ace \u00een cojocul tenismanului. Ale cangurienilor sunt cele mai potrivite. \u0218i s\u0103 mai \u0219ti\u021bi de la mine, actele de caritate nu sunt mereu ceea ce par. \u0218i nici filantropii oameni cinsti\u021bi.<br \/>\n      \u0218i clima s-a schimbat, \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2ntenii no\u0219tri. Culeg ca grecii m\u0103slinele \u0219i portocalele, dar porumb. La spartul t\u00e2rgului \u0219i la detonatul pu\u0219tilor de v\u00e2n\u0103toare. De unde \u0219i confuzia \u021bintei \u0219i prinderea-n c\u0103tare a \u00eent\u00e2rziatei vrednicii a mure\u0219encei.<br \/>\n       Capabil da. Eficient? M\u0103car le-a distrus ucrainienilor datele electronice? Sau e vreo manevr\u0103 valah\u0103 de p\u00e2rjolire inten\u021bionat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 trece primejdia rus\u0103? Cum e, nea Bill, cu malware-ul?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19 ianuarie 2022 Ba \u0219tiu cum este la al\u021bii: exact ca la noi. Are unul o frez\u0103 pe st\u00e2nga, rom\u00e2nul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17115,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17114\/revisions\/17115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}