{"id":17046,"date":"2022-01-22T20:14:13","date_gmt":"2022-01-22T17:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17046"},"modified":"2022-01-22T20:14:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-22T17:14:13","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17046","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afinezi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Str\u00e2ngi \u0219i pleci. La urm\u0103toarea sindrofie de curte. La mireas\u0103. Omenire (lume \u0219i trata\u021bie) \u0219i-acolo. Ner\u0103bd\u0103toare, nehr\u0103nit\u0103, neprih\u0103nit\u0103. Ingenu\u0103. Numai tu, t\u0103b\u0103cit, asaltat \u0219i toropit de efort \u0219i canicul\u0103. Mihai, la c\u00e2t se pleac\u0103 la biseric\u0103?<br \/>\n       <strong>Afectul<\/strong> unei astfel de ,,escapade\u201d se uit\u0103 greu sau niciodat\u0103. De\u0219i <strong>afeliul<\/strong> r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eenc\u0103 punctul cel mai inexplicabil al toridelor zile de var\u0103, numai grija astronomic\u0103 a sistemului solar n-o mai pui la socoteal\u0103. Minutele singure r\u0103m\u00e2n importante, chestii de ,,via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de moarte\u201d &#8211; cu dou\u0103 variante: dac\u0103 nu plec\u0103m acum, nu avem timp s\u0103 primim invita\u021bii, s\u0103 le c\u00e2nt\u0103m mar\u0219ul; dac\u0103 mai stau o secund\u0103, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 nevricalele; \u0219i poate ne mai dau ceva de m\u00e2ncare, m-a luat o foame&#8230; -, s\u0103 te scoat\u0103 c\u00e2t mai repede din mediul ospe\u021biei \u0219i s\u0103 te trimit\u0103 ,,acas\u0103\u201d. Terenul siguran\u021bei, al renun\u021b\u0103rii la rela\u021bia <strong>afabil\u0103<\/strong>, \u00eeng\u0103duitoare cu ,,ultima g\u0103in\u0103 din cote\u021b\u201d, locul unde se potrivesc ceasurile fix p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora de fini\u0219 \u00eenscris\u0103 \u00een contract.<br \/>\n       Ar fi p\u0103rut o <strong>afi\u0219are<\/strong> rupt\u0103 din context, o idee neavenit\u0103 de-a readuce muzica \u00een prim-planul amintirilor, de-a o infiltra f\u0103r\u0103 motiv. De altfel sus\u021bin\u0103torii lui ,,ori meserie, ori muzic\u0103\u201d s-ar \u00eenmul\u021bi considerabil \u0219i-ar avea motive de critic\u0103: nu le-amesteca, dom\u2019le! Vorbesc totu\u0219i \u00een nume propriu, evoc cu obstina\u021bie timpurile \u0219i loca\u021biile r\u00e2mnicene nu pentru renume, ci pentru existen\u021ba \u00een sine a noastr\u0103, a celor de-un veac, indiferent unde \u00eencepe \u0219i unde se termin\u0103.<br \/>\n        Lui i-a fost p\u0103rta\u0219 Anton, unul dintre cei \u0219ase sute de angaja\u021bi ai Intercoop-ului, truditor \u00eentreprinderii \u0219i propriului c\u0103min, adun\u00e2nd fir cu fir, bucat\u0103 cu bucat\u0103, <strong>afi\u0219\u00e2nd<\/strong> totdeauna un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i o gestic\u0103 ale insului gata s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 o treab\u0103. Un fel de haide, nu se poate s\u0103 nu se poat\u0103, gata, acu facem loc, apuc\u0103 de toart\u0103 \u0219i-o d\u0103m la o parte. La momentul mont\u0103rii jgheaburilor \u0219i burlanelor se cam copseser\u0103 strugurii pe coarde, ro\u0219iile se stor\u0219eau sub sfredelul melcului ma\u0219inii de tocat, iar <strong>afinele<\/strong> deja st\u0103teau la fundul damigenelor. Septembrie. Sosirea noastr\u0103 a dat startul unor mi\u0219c\u0103ri \u0219i mai <strong>aferate<\/strong>, Anton pendul\u00e2nd \u00eentre noi \u0219i opera\u021biunile de preg\u0103tire pentru c\u0103mara de peste iarn\u0103. ,,Ia zi, Sandule, ce v\u0103 trebuie? V\u0103 aduc ceva?\u201d Mai mult de ,,Vezi-\u021bi de-ale tale, Antoane, ne descurc\u0103m.\u201d sau ,,Bag\u0103-ne prelungitorul \u00eentr-o priz\u0103.\u201d nu aveam a-i cere. Poate ,,Vorbe\u0219te cu vecina. Avem nevoie s\u0103 intr\u0103m ca s\u0103 punem burlanele.\u201d, cu un r\u0103spuns pe m\u0103sur\u0103: ,,Gata, tatic\u0103!\u201d. De\u0219i nu aveam nevoie de ,,translator\u201d \u0219i ,,sol\u201d, ne cuno\u0219team cu propriet\u0103reasa, avusese soacr\u0103-mea o rela\u021bie de prietenie \u00eendelungat\u0103. \u0218i nu-i de uitat o a\u0219a potriveal\u0103, c\u0103ci nu aduce ceasul ce aduce po\u0219ta\u0219ul. N-a sunat a repro\u0219, ci doar a t\u00e2nguire ie\u0219irea \u00een u\u0219\u0103 a doamnei. Acceptul nu a fost condi\u021bionat, intrarea la discre\u021bie a fost aprobat\u0103, un bun prilej pentru a-\u0219i v\u0103rsa oful recent, indignarea&#8230;. E crud oricum s\u0103 dai ve\u0219ti rele, cu at\u00e2t mai mult unui b\u0103tr\u00e2n de optzeci de ani. Indiferent, curierul po\u0219tal i-a \u00eenm\u00e2nat mamei un plic \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente &#8211; a\u0219a ne povestea fiica &#8211; i-a comunicat sec, tare, c\u00e2t s\u0103 se aud\u0103, ca \u00een zi de duminic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 trafic rutier stradal, p\u00e2n\u0103 la vecinul din col\u021bul str\u0103zii: ,,Mamaie, a venit un plic de CAR. Ave\u021bi de plat\u0103&#8230;\u201d. Milioane. A g\u0103sit-o doamna Lucica \u00een pragul preinfarctului, speriat\u0103, moale ca o c\u00e2rp\u0103, iar dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-a revenit c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t din starea <strong>afazic\u0103<\/strong>, \u0219i-a apostrofat fiica de ne\u00eendeplinirea la timp a obliga\u021biilor financiare. \u00cen zadar explica\u021bii, c\u0103 s-a gre\u0219it, c\u0103 se duce de \u00eendat\u0103 s\u0103 l\u0103mureasc\u0103 ne\u00een\u021belegerea, cum erau mamele secolelor din urm\u0103, n-a scos-o din ,,nu e\u0219ti \u00een stare de nimic\u201d, ,,m\u0103 faci de r\u00e2s\u201d \u0219i destule altele <strong>afi\u0219ate<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Str\u00e2ngi \u0219i pleci. La urm\u0103toarea sindrofie de curte. La mireas\u0103. Omenire (lume \u0219i trata\u021bie) \u0219i-acolo. Ner\u0103bd\u0103toare, nehr\u0103nit\u0103, neprih\u0103nit\u0103. Ingenu\u0103. 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