{"id":17038,"date":"2022-01-20T10:03:10","date_gmt":"2022-01-20T07:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17038"},"modified":"2022-01-20T10:03:10","modified_gmt":"2022-01-20T07:03:10","slug":"brigada-diverse-pa-inchistare-anim-amu-hoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17038","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)a \u00eenchis(t)are! (A)nim am(u) (h)oare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10, 11 ianuarie 2022 <\/strong><br \/>\n       Ihu care-i Vum \u0219i a primit indicative B.1.640.1 \u0219i B.1.640.2. S\u0103 ne mai v\u00e2nd\u0103 nea Gates gogo\u0219i.<br \/>\n       Fran\u021buze\u0219te v-o zic: petrec\u0103re\u021bii \u0219i golanii o s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 felul. Cam cum Macron \u00ee\u0219i articuleaz\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benii cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze.<br \/>\n     Am acceptat poezia semnelor lips\u0103 de punctua\u021bie. Dar mi-e imposibil s\u0103 trec cu vederea (solu\u021bie bivalent\u0103) pasajele \u00een\u021belenite-n semin\u021bia aforismului f\u0103r\u0103 pic de respiro. E la fel de nefiresc ca-n muzic\u0103. Nimeni n-a auzit vreodat\u0103 solist vocal s\u0103 c\u00e2nte f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 trag\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd aer \u00een piept.<br \/>\n        Cum se mai dezvinov\u0103\u021besc unele. Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 trai bun \u00een alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 le scute\u0219te odraslele de nenorocirile capitaliste. Droguri, apuc\u0103turi rele \u0219i la final, mult prea devreme, moartea.<br \/>\n     Anularea existen\u021bei unui partid este la paritate cu retragerea statutului de cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n aleg\u0103torului care a adus \u00een parlament AUR-ul. Una-i s\u0103 pui barca lui Noe cu a lui Iacob la un loc pentr-un catamaran de vreme rea sau de croazier\u0103 \u0219i alta-i s\u0103 scufunzi pe-a pescarului Petru.<br \/>\n       Una dup\u0103 alta, \u0219tirile cu m\u0103\u0219ti trec de la magia alb\u0103 a colindatului la magia neagr\u0103 a fabricantului. Din cea alb\u0103 se moare, din cea neagr\u0103 se supravie\u021buie\u0219te, cu specifica\u021bia s\u0103 aib\u0103 indicativ ffp2.<br \/>\n        Aceea\u0219i problematic\u0103 aborda \u0219i Eminescu la 1881, cum c\u0103 greaca \u0219i latina produc revolu\u021bii \u00een individ. Ca \u0219i acum, atunci, cineva s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103, de\u0219i cererea se mic\u0219orase, moartelor limbi li se cuvine m\u0103car 100 de ore anual. \u0218i atunci, ca \u0219i acum, nem\u021bii, o spune domnul Ple\u0219u, sunt campioni. Pe c\u00e2nd la noi, acum, ca \u0219i atunci, abia dac\u0103-i vede elevul culoarea latinii. Un singur amendament la d\u00e2nsul: dedica\u021bia trebuia trimis\u0103 lui Mihai. La cum a comb\u0103tut el restr\u00e2ngerea ministrului Conta, i se putea ridica&#8230;..<br \/>\n       \u0218i ei se op\u0103resc s\u0103 scoat\u0103 centralele de apartament pentru unele de bloc. Parc\u0103 v\u0103d cum ca mai ieri se stric\u0103 ,,sobi\u021ba\u201d comun\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n bucure\u0219tenii lui Nicu\u0219or iar\u0103\u0219i \u00een frig. Ca mai ieri.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd \u00eemi r\u0103ceam gura degeaba de scumpirile exorbitante, toat\u0103 presa t\u0103cea. Pe unde-or scoate c\u0103ma\u0219a acum, dup\u0103 opt luni de cecitate? Mai ales mini\u0219trii \u0103\u0219tia la fel de naivi ca gloata de rom\u00e2ni \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103 s\u0103 schimbe contractele c\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 mai era timp. Pentru? Pentru a face viabile multele firme ap\u0103rute ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie. Credin\u021ba-i idioat\u0103. C\u00e2nd \u00een Rom\u00e2nia s-a ieftinit ceva?<br \/>\n        Mai cur\u00e2nd&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 dreptul colectiv este unul individual. Ca s\u0103 nu se consume inutil pentru fiecare cerneal\u0103. \u0218i e drept, s-a ales praful \u0219i la gr\u0103mad\u0103, \u0219i individualizat de libert\u0103\u021bile noastre.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 numai o zi se cer apele \u0219i c\u0103ldura&#8230; calde. \u0218i dac\u0103 vi s-or da \u0219i nu le-o\u021bi putea duce? Le mai cere\u021bi?<br \/>\n       Noul programatism cu directiv\u0103 rafilian\u0103. Ave\u021bi dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Scap\u0103 de omicron cine poate.<br \/>\n        De\u0219i buzoian, Predoiu a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat limbajul facial specific deciziilor politice ,,neconvenabile\u201d \u0219i lipsei de putin\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd e vorba&#8230;. De popor. E at\u00e2t de m\u00e2hnit c\u0103 e obligat, ccr-istic, s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 salariile magistra\u021bilor. Nu te sup\u0103ra, frate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10, 11 ianuarie 2022 Ihu care-i Vum \u0219i a primit indicative B.1.640.1 \u0219i B.1.640.2. 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