{"id":17021,"date":"2022-01-18T09:43:57","date_gmt":"2022-01-18T06:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17021"},"modified":"2022-01-18T09:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-01-18T06:43:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afluisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17021","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aflui\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       M\u0103 duc&#8230;. S\u0103 am de unde m\u0103 \u00eentoarce.<br \/>\n       Dr\u0103g\u0103icu\u021bele case ,,cercetate\u201d de noi nu se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc a se i\u021bi cu zecile. Cel mult c\u00e2teva unit\u0103\u021bi. Peste drum de doamna profesoar\u0103 dou\u0103 imobile la alegere. Unul bun de b\u0103tut brazii, altul de lucru. Deci? Ambele. Ca s\u0103 nu <strong>afect\u0103m<\/strong> rela\u021biile, fiindc\u0103 u\u0219or te debarasezi de oameni, greu \u021bi-i reapropii sau deloc, am decis s\u0103 mergem \u0219i la domiciliul angajatoarei noastre de la Solidaritatea&#8230;. La m\u0103surat \u0219i c\u00e2t se poate de repede la montat. Nu m-am <strong>afiliat<\/strong> degeaba la uzul unei <strong>afi\u0219\u0103ri<\/strong> de bun sim\u021b interpuse unui posibil trecut sau viitor conflict, nu avusesem \u00eempotriva doamnei ce ne angaja a doua oar\u0103 nimic. D\u00e2nsa cu ale sale griji pentru fosta Solidaritatea. De aceea ceruse pentru primul angajament unui subaltern s\u0103 caute me\u0219terii potrivi\u021bi. Un bai cerut, rezolvat cu grij\u0103 \u0219i posibilit\u0103\u021bile momentului. Voi dezv\u0103lui&#8230;. Ne-a g\u0103sit, \u00eens\u0103 \u00een stilu-i ,,alunecos\u201d a l\u0103sat s\u0103 se cread\u0103 c\u0103 depindem de el. De aceea reticen\u021ba de pe urm\u0103. Casa de calibru mic, nea\u0219teptat de ,,intim\u0103\u201d, utilat\u0103 pe exterior &#8211; nicio \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 interiorul ar fi p\u0103strat arhaismul primei c\u0103r\u0103mizi a\u0219ezate peste temelie &#8211; dup\u0103 ultima autohton\u0103 \u00eenfrumuse\u021bare. Nimic strident, nimic opulent. <strong>Afirmai<\/strong> \u0219i atunci, \u00een taina oaspetelui, mirat c\u0103 o a\u0219a ,,st\u0103p\u00e2nire\u201d peste o avere omoloag\u0103 celei ,,statale\u201d nu se \u00eenso\u021bea de m\u0103car un dram de extravagan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i megalomanie: mai sunt \u0219i astfel de oameni. Mode\u0219ti \u00een compara\u021bie cu ideea de mare \u0219ef. Lucrarea noastr\u0103 de jgheaburi \u0219i burlane se situa la acela\u0219i pol, \u00eentregea oarecum pachetul minim de confort \u0219i siguran\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 nu strice fasonul \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021birilor termo-izolatoare \u0219i s\u0103 nu contribuie la deteriorarea lor prea repede. De\u0219i casele mici par s\u0103 \u00eenlesneasc\u0103 munca tinichigiului, ,,<strong>afluind<\/strong>\u201d \u00eentreg ansamblul de opera\u021biuni, reduc\u00e2ndu-i considerabil timpii de lucru, nu tot ce este mic este \u0219i u\u0219or. Ba are col\u021buri dese, ba c\u00e2rligele sunt \u00een h\u0103is \u0219i-n cea, ba nu ai&#8230;. \u0218i n-am avut loc ca la mare, unde tragi <strong>aerosol<\/strong> \u00een piept din orice pozi\u021bie, nici ca la munte. Ca la c\u00e2mpie, ca la noi, unde umbra natural\u0103 este la mare pre\u021b, iar dac\u0103 mai d\u0103 \u0219i roade \u0219i face capului necazuri a doua zi dup\u0103 \u00eengurgitare, se apropie de perfec\u021biune. \u00cen cei opt-nou\u0103 metri ne-am trezit cu un tavan din frunz\u0103, coard\u0103 \u0219i ciorchini. A c\u0103rui str\u0103pungere a necesitat ceea ce ne ,,place\u201d mai mult: grija excesiv\u0103. \u0218i-am cerut unealt\u0103 de ajutor suplimentar\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o foarfec\u0103. Dar pentru amputat via \u00een locurile unde se \u00eembinau p\u0103r\u021bile jgheaburilor deja asamblate. Scuz\u00e2ndu-ne c\u0103 altfel nu se poate. Nici burlanele n-au fost scutite de o a\u0219ezare normal\u0103. Dou\u0103 dintre ele contorsion\u00e2ndu-ne membrele superioare, deopotriv\u0103 cu g\u00e2tul, \u00een felul cel mai neobi\u0219nuit. Unde e loc pu\u021bin \u0219i obiectele plantate pe ,,veci\u201d, nici meseria\u0219ului nu-i este tocmai bine.<br \/>\n        Ne\u00een\u0219ir\u00e2nd totu\u0219i un <strong>aforism<\/strong>, ci o realitate. Aceea\u0219i \u00een care slippery-ul a avut, \u00een cele c\u00e2teva ocazii, un soi de cui \u00eempotriva mea. Ori soarta fuse ,,crud\u0103\u201d \u00een cele date. Trecusem repede odinioar\u0103 de col\u021bul Oborului cu Co\u021batcu, partea interioar\u0103, casa mamei acestui purt\u0103tor de ,,cuv\u00e2nt\u201d, din motivele invocate, dar \u0219i pentru insisten\u021bele de a face c\u00e2teva constat\u0103ri \u0219i repara\u021bii dovedite a nu avea temei, mai ales dup\u0103 fraza ,,G\u0103si\u021bi voi o solu\u021bie, sunte\u021bi meseria\u0219i!\u201d. De\u0219i era clar c\u0103 pe ,,osatura\u201d veche nu se pot executa ,,c\u00e2rpeli\u201d-le propuse de acesta. Despre \u00eenceputurile \u0219i finalul rela\u021biilor dup\u0103 promisiune, alt\u0103dat\u0103.<br \/>\n      F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie o lucr\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een tabl\u0103, vizita de ,,diminea\u021b\u0103\u201d pe b\u0103t\u0103tura vecinului de gard tot munc\u0103 se cheam\u0103. Una mai delicat\u0103, mai \u00eennobilat\u0103, dar dup\u0103 toat\u0103 tevatura desc\u0103rc\u0103rii instrumentelor muzicale \u0219i accesoriilor de tr\u00e2mbi\u021beaz\u0103 \u00eensur\u0103torile. \u0218i nici atunci. Motivul prezen\u021bei pe o vreme ,,inexplicabil\u201d de canicular\u0103 de iulie, cea convenabil\u0103 <strong>afganei<\/strong> na\u021bii, nu unui am\u0103r\u00e2t de&#8230; truditor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 duc&#8230;. S\u0103 am de unde m\u0103 \u00eentoarce. Dr\u0103g\u0103icu\u021bele case ,,cercetate\u201d de noi nu se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc a se i\u021bi cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17022,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17021\/revisions\/17022"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}