{"id":16998,"date":"2022-01-15T11:46:38","date_gmt":"2022-01-15T08:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16998"},"modified":"2022-01-15T11:46:38","modified_gmt":"2022-01-15T08:46:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16998","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afinori"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Deh, o <strong>afinat\u0103<\/strong> m-ar fi \u00eenc\u0103lzit pe dat\u0103, dar cine s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 strop de alcool \u00een gur\u0103?<br \/>\n       Hot\u0103r\u00e2t lucru reu\u0219ita, \u00een\u021beleapt\u0103 decizia de mai bine de 27 de ani s\u0103 m\u0103 <strong>afiliez<\/strong> la grupul ,,oameni f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103\u201d. Luciditatea \u0219i ghesul treziei urne\u0219te mun\u021bii din loc \u0219i la vreme de sear\u0103 d\u0103 clientului ,,la cheie\u201d acoperi\u0219ul nou-nou\u021b. Ce clim\u0103 calic\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103 cu soarele \u00een acele dou\u0103 zile. Ce cucuie \u0219i tumefieri de musculatur\u0103 \u00een spinare \u0219i bra\u021be. C\u00e2t\u0103 for\u021b\u0103 depus\u0103 pentru desprinderea c\u0103priorilor \u0219i alinierea lor. C\u00e2te proptele \u00eenfipte-n noile grinzi ad\u0103ugate ca s\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103 cei 7 pe \u0219ase metri. Ce opera\u021biuni de aducere la nivel cu partea din spate a \u00eentregii cl\u0103diri \u0219i \u00eenchiderii p\u0103r\u021bii din fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 nu intre z\u0103pada \u0219i p\u0103s\u0103retul. \u00cenc\u00e2t s\u0103 <strong>afirm\u0103m<\/strong>, dimpreun\u0103 cu beneficiarul, c\u0103 ne-am f\u0103cut treaba onorabil, trainic \u0219i estetic. Dac\u0103 nu pui sforile, abia dup\u0103 montajul tablei cape\u021bi perspectiva liniilor curbate concav, dep\u0103\u0219irea dimensiunilor unei lungimi normale de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, patru metri, sco\u021b\u00e2ndu-te deficitar la capitolul drept. Sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 privit\u0103 cu unul dintre ochi \u00eenchis, aleas\u0103 din cel pu\u021bin zece &#8211; c\u00e2nd le ai stivuite, prinse de ploaie \u0219i late de 25 de cm te-apuc\u0103 nervii \u0219i le mai ,,arzi\u201d \u0219i-un ,,merge-a\u0219a\u201d -, folosit\u0103 ca dreptar, insuficient de lung\u0103 pentru verificarea planeit\u0103\u021bii. \u0218i-am ridicat grinzile \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103, dup\u0103 a\u0219ternerea sc\u00e2ndurilor \u0219i la final. Ne \u00een\u0219elaser\u0103 perspectivele alinierii cu irisul-laser abia din a doua grind\u0103 din ambele p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i continua ap\u0103sare pe c\u0103priorii de tavan, neprin\u0219i \u00een sc\u00e2nduri cu cuie \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 o proptea sprijin \u00een mijloc. C\u0103priori vechi de peste 30 de ani, \u00eenc\u0103 elastici \u0219i cu surplusuri de greutate pe ei. Greutatea tablei, a noastr\u0103, ,,atacurile\u201d cu ciocanele de sus \u00een jos, suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 <strong>afi\u0219eze<\/strong> la terminare o v\u0103ioag\u0103 \u00een mijloc. Iar ,,Vezi pe unde calci.\u201d, ,,Au!\u201d \u0219i \u0219uiere de durere, strig\u0103te de ,,Mai trebuie?\u201d, r\u0103spunsuri ,,Trebuie ridicat \u0219i la urm\u0103toarea!\u201d, un du-te-vino prin pod \u0219i pe sc\u0103ri, verific\u0103ri personale, return\u0103ri. Happy end. Gata! \u0218i-un mic am\u0103nunt uitat: t\u0103bli\u021ba capac spa\u021biului r\u0103mas \u00eentre zid \u0219i cele dou\u0103 acoperi\u0219uri, de garaj \u0219i a p\u0103r\u021bii din fa\u021b\u0103 a casei. O zon\u0103 deloc facil\u0103, adus\u0103 la linia sc\u00e2ndurilor celei mai \u00eenalte astereli, placat\u0103 cu un triunghi de sc\u00e2nduri, \u00eembr\u0103cate cu tabl\u0103. La fel omoloaga, a c\u0103rei tabl\u0103 era mai sensibil\u0103, mai sub\u021bire \u0219i foarte cr\u0103p\u0103cioas\u0103.<br \/>\n        Unora le cau\u021bi mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin la caracter \u0219i maniera proprie de interac\u021biune. Precum lui Cornel ,,suedezul\u201d. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea planuri \u0219i dese ,,amenin\u021b\u0103ri\u201d cu refacerea acoperi\u0219ului, g\u0103se\u0219ti c\u0103 este inutil s\u0103-\u021bi pui speran\u021be c\u0103 se va mai \u00eent\u00e2mpla. Ca de prima dat\u0103, considerentul este ,,serios\u201d. Fa\u021ba <strong>aferat\u0103<\/strong>, desele expuneri de perspectiv\u0103, scurtele r\u0103m\u00e2neri pe g\u00e2nduri te \u00eencredin\u021beaz\u0103 c\u0103 ai c\u0103p\u0103tat un client. Telefoanele din str\u0103in\u0103tate, discu\u021biile afabile&#8230;. Zel pe mine s\u0103 desenez, s\u0103 calculez p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-mi devin\u0103 privirea <strong>afocal\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103ienjenit\u0103. Dintre toate pove\u0219tile lui scandinave, viabile au r\u0103mas setul de jgheaburi la cl\u0103direa lipit\u0103 de frizeria fiicelor na\u0219ilor no\u0219tri de botez, pe col\u021bul str\u0103zii Dr\u0103g\u0103icii, \u0219i marea c\u00e2rpeal\u0103 cu silicon, hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, lipituri \u0219i schimbarea doliei dintre Cornel \u0219i partea de cl\u0103dire ce-i apar\u021bine reparatorului de televizoare, exasperat c\u0103-i plou\u0103-n tranzistoare uneori.<br \/>\n        Leg\u0103tura cu Cornel pornise pe vreo c\u00e2teva c\u0103i ,,licite\u201d. Socrul s\u0103u \u0219i tata erau ombilical lega\u021bi de schimbul de replici ,,M\u0103 Sandule, te-a a\u0219teptat femeia aia s\u0103 te duci la ea.\u201d, ,,N-am fost, ce s\u0103-i fac? S-o&#8230;\u201d, ,,B\u0103, e nevast\u0103-mea!\u201d \u0219i, de a\u0219teptat, de prin tinere\u021be, vreo (mai multe, destule) conviv\u0103 \u0219edere la b\u0103utur\u0103. Cumn\u0103\u021bia cu un prieten al lui Tudose, fost client anul trecut \u0219i CTC-ist al jgheaburilor lui Cornel, clientul, \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2lnirea din 2007, c\u00e2nd fiica, respectiv nepoata, s-a produs muzical \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 la Spot. Cam tot pe aceea\u0219i filier\u0103, vecin\u0103tatea doctori\u021bei Goidescu, de nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el, c\u0103reia i-am c\u00e2ntat la nunt\u0103, cu socrul. M\u0103 rog, chestii&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deh, o afinat\u0103 m-ar fi \u00eenc\u0103lzit pe dat\u0103, dar cine s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 strop de alcool \u00een gur\u0103? 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