{"id":16987,"date":"2022-01-13T09:59:13","date_gmt":"2022-01-13T06:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16987"},"modified":"2022-01-13T09:59:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T06:59:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-pia-sare-inic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16987","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(i)a sar(e) (i)nic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 decembrie 2021, 2 ianuarie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Iar dac\u0103 vi-s ude cearceafurile peste noapte, indiferent de presta\u021bii, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunte\u021bi virusat.<br \/>\n     Ia s\u0103 te v\u0103d, bre nea Ryanair, cum reac\u021bionezi la dest\u0103inuirile ,,mam\u0103lui\u201d Pfizer? Mai sunt idio\u021bi doar nevaccina\u021bii sau mi \u021bi-i cataloghezi inap\u021bi mintal \u0219i pe ceilal\u021bi? Ia de colea viruselul de la vaccinelul num\u0103rul trei.<br \/>\n      Gazul rusesc, pre\u021bul european. Ieftin, respectiv exorbitant. Jubilezi, nea Putin.<br \/>\n    Obiceiul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. S\u0103 am pardon, al presei locale. S\u0103 tot transmit\u0103 mesaje de la mul\u021bi ani de la edilii tuturor coclaurilor din \u00eemprejurimi. Ca-n anul din urm\u0103.<br \/>\n     \u0218i cu asta basta p\u00e2n\u2019 la or-aiasta.<br \/>\n    &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n    Cam de la Eminescu citire \u0219i de la efori&#8230; demolare. Fie \u0219i pentru a recl\u0103di alta mai de soi.<br \/>\n    Care familii, inovatorule conduc\u0103torule medicalule? Cele de se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din an \u00een Pa\u0219te? \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi acu\u0219ica expresiunea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103? C\u0103 ne suferim unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul doar \u00een decembrie \u0219i-n mart-aprilie-mai \u0219i-atunci a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 ne d\u0103m \u00een cap \u0219i s\u0103 ne cert\u0103m?<br \/>\n    Nici robo\u021bii nu pot anticipa, m\u0103 rog, cei ce-i asambleaz\u0103 \u0219i le programeaz\u0103 ,,via\u021ba\u201d, c\u00e2nd le va fila ,,lampa\u201d. Dar\u0103mite omul neglijent al zilelor noastre, olteanul nostru h\u00e2tru. Ce, nu i-ar conveni s\u0103-\u0219i anticipeze ziua, ora \u0219i secunda c\u00e2nd ar putea suferi un atac de cord, un accident de ma\u0219in\u0103 sau&#8230;? Onor SAJ Gorj, \u00eengrijorat, dict\u00e2nd stoparea acestora.<br \/>\n     Mam\u0103 bun\u0103, tat\u0103 r\u0103u. Ea fecund\u0103, el steril. Dar \u00ees to\u021bi nou\u0103 \u00een ograda lui. P\u00e2n\u0103 la pronun\u021barea divor\u021bului. S\u0103 repet? S\u0103 reamintesc c\u0103 programul genetic al femeii este complet diferit de al b\u0103rbatului, c\u0103 \u0219tie c\u00e2nd, cum \u0219i cu cine?<br \/>\n     C\u00e2nd li s-o \u00eemplini sorocul, de n-or fi extratere\u0219tri \u0219i-or avea \u00een portofoliu cele nenum\u0103rate vie\u021bi MacLeod-iene, s-or sf\u00e2r\u0219i infinitele amenin\u021b\u0103ri cu iriticul covid, precum \u0219i cu alte nenorociri de \u0219antajat \u0219i ucis omenirea. Vizavi de siguran\u021ba faucian\u0103: nici Dumnezeu nu \u0219tie ce va face m\u00e2ine, d-ap\u0103i noi \u0219i virusul. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Nostradamus s-a oprit \u00eentr-o zi din predic\u021bii.<br \/>\n     A\u0219a Arafat, a\u0219a Rafila. Fiecare spun\u00e2nd pe la col\u021buri c-ar demisiona \u00een contul ne\u00eendeplinirii propriilor dorin\u021be. Ei \u0219i? Demisiona\u021bi! Fi\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi!<br \/>\n      De la o nevinovat\u0103 urare la cine \u0219tie ce preten\u021bii artistice e&#8230; contrar legilor fizicii, actuale, emise de acela\u0219i Eminescu.<br \/>\n    Sunt \u0219ocat (!). Abia acum au realizat c\u0103 nebuna boal\u0103, de\u0219i pulmonar\u0103, este de fapt sanguin\u0103, c\u0103 mitocondria con\u021binut\u0103 de sucul vital \u00ee\u0219i face de cap, nu surata din bojoci.<br \/>\n      Pfii! Cine s-ar fi g\u00e2ndit c\u00e2t de d\u0103un\u0103tor este unul ca mine? \u0218i pe jos \u0219i maxim pe biciclet\u0103 omor economia mondial\u0103. Nu cump\u0103r de-aia, nu de-ailalt\u0103, n-am nevoie de \u0103la sau \u0103l\u0103lalt. M\u0103 simt deja vinovat pentru foametea \u0219i bolile lumii, ba chiar criminal.<br \/>\n     \u0218i care sunt variantele existente? C\u0103 numai a\u0219a num\u0103rate, cu muta\u021bii cu tot, dep\u0103\u0219esc c\u00e2teva mii. Pentru cele viitoare n-ave\u021bi? Medicamente vindec\u0103toare. Chineze\u0219ti.<br \/>\n       E \u00eenvechit\u0103 suta optezi de mii, a trecut de mult de 200. Pe zi. Bag seam\u0103 c\u0103 tot fran\u021buzul are virusamente. Ori, dup\u0103 vaccin, testele te scot oricum infectat. Altfel nu se explic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ca mai sus. Poate fi trimis acas\u0103, fiindc\u0103 se simte incomod pentru ceilal\u021bi. Rezolvare simpl\u0103, nea Raed, scrii m\u0103t\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 o demisioar\u0103. Or mai fi \u0219i al\u021bii capabili, altfel ne-am putea pune cruce \u0219i ne-am \u0219terge singuri de pe hart\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 decembrie 2021, 2 ianuarie 2022 Iar dac\u0103 vi-s ude cearceafurile peste noapte, indiferent de presta\u021bii, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunte\u021bi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16988,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16987\/revisions\/16988"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}