{"id":16958,"date":"2022-01-09T16:39:37","date_gmt":"2022-01-09T13:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16958"},"modified":"2022-01-09T16:40:06","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T13:40:06","slug":"brigada-diverse-clementul-nea-tiu-tiu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16958","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)lementul, ne(a) T(i)u-(T)iu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 decembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Din \u0219coala general\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cum st\u0103m cu mul\u021bimile \u0219i elementele lor. De ce-s injective, surjective, bijective \u0219i care opera\u021bie, la adoptarea unui ,,obiect\u201d nou, nu schimb\u0103 nimic din totul pus la b\u0103taie. Poate nici nu trebuia s\u0103 merg at\u00e2t de departe. De\u0219i num\u0103rul zero se practic\u0103 t\u00e2rziu, \u0219tiu \u0219i \u0103ia mici c\u00e2nd prime\u0219ti nimic ce ai ob\u021binut \u00een plus. Evident, ziaristul sau emitentul concluziilor pot fi \u00eenvinui\u021bi pe r\u00e2nd ori \u00eempreun\u0103 de lipsuri la cerebel a glagoriei. Elementul trecere prin boal\u0103 fiind nul. El al\u0103turi de trei doze Arnm, ba\u0219ca numai trio de vaccinuri. Alte vicii de informare \u0219i aplicare s-au stins \u00eencet la gura slobod\u0103 a lumii.<br \/>\n      Pot fi de acord cu sus\u021bin\u0103torii diminu\u0103rii considerabile a pup\u0103rii bot \u00een bot pentru fiecare servit altundeva dec\u00e2t acas\u0103, pot s\u0103 \u00eenclin balan\u021ba \u00een favoarea adep\u021bilor purt\u0103rii m\u0103\u0219tilor. \u00cemi suspend \u00eens\u0103 p\u0103rerile bune despre ghidul \u0219i ghizii mondiali, formatori ai opiniei c\u0103 \u00een fruntea surselor avizate st\u0103 Republica Africa de Sud.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd voiai s\u0103-\u021bi piar\u0103 cheful de m\u00e2ndre, trebuia s\u0103 rogi un prieten s\u0103-\u021bi enumere cele mai u\u0219or de luat boli. Venerice. De la bub\u0103 la ciuperc\u0103, la fel de neagr\u0103, e un drum scurt, dovedindu-se c\u0103 pacien\u021bii o iau destul de u\u0219or. Mai ales de c\u00e2nd omi&#8230;. Unii d\u00e2ndu-i importan\u021b\u0103 prea mare&#8230;..<br \/>\n        ,,Tamagotchi\u201d \u0103sta cu companie de zbor, de altfel unul dintre mul\u021bii cu tratament psihiatric lips\u0103, c\u0103rora le voi dedica paragrafele urm\u0103toare, are sublima p\u0103rere c\u0103 cei nevaccina\u021bi nu sunt oameni (un p.s. pu\u021bin mai t\u00e2rziu). Cere &#8211; ca un adev\u0103rat baci la turm\u0103 &#8211; altor oieri de meserie s\u0103 le interzic\u0103 accesul \u00een spital \u0219i farmacii. Am omis toate celelalte pentru motive \u00eentemeiate: nu zbo&#8217;r&#8217; c\u00e2inii c\u00e2nd vor caii \u0219i nici nu este obligatorie survolarea de pl\u0103cere sau \u00een interes propriu (de serviciu se integreaz\u0103 \u00een ale fiec\u0103ruia); nu to\u021bi cet\u0103\u021benii lumii sunt britanici \u0219i circul\u0103 cu metroul londonez (nici m\u0103car ei, bun\u0103 parte, nu g\u0103sesc \u00een circula\u021bia subteran\u0103 o curiozitate de-mplinit \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103); nici supermarketul nu se \u00eenscrie \u00een lista cu ,,de f\u0103cut\u201d a tuturor. Apoi, tovar\u0103\u0219e, fiindc\u0103-s doar treizeci de ani de c\u00e2nd al\u021bi nebuni \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beau sfaturi \u0219i impuneri, ai nevoie de pilule speciale, nu po\u021bi selecta informa\u021biile, lestul ce nu-\u021bi vine la socoteal\u0103 con\u021bine un fapt cert: nu numai nevaccina\u021bii se infecteaz\u0103, nu numai nevaccina\u021bii r\u0103sp\u00e2ndesc virusul, ci tot ,,regnul\u201d omenesc, ba\u0219ca \u0219i vreo c\u00e2teva ,,maimu\u021be\u201d de pe ici-colo pe mapamond. \u0218i am mai spus: \u00eemi place s\u0103 stau acas\u0103 \u0219i-i chiar mai comod s\u0103 comand. La c\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103lb\u0103ticie este \u00een magazine&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Revenind la decadele trei, dar \u0219i doi ani peste, se poate trage o concluzie nu dureroas\u0103, ci pesimist\u0103: au fost \u0219i mai sunt \u00eenc\u0103. Subiectul la alegerea fiec\u0103ruia.<br \/>\n      De senza\u021bie \u0219i totodat\u0103 explicativ pentru cariera fiului (aici cu inechit\u0103\u021bi vizibile): mama Pepe-ului e copie la indigo Dolly Parton (bust, \u00een\u0103l\u021bime \u0219i chip; p\u0103r tapat n-are).<br \/>\n      Declara\u021bia de nebunie este ne\u00eentemeiat\u0103. S\u0103 fie \u00een\u021beles, chiar microscopic, con\u021binutul vaccinului con\u021bine particule str\u0103ine de corp ce apar\u021bin altcuiva, de la ser p\u00e2n\u0103 la secven\u021ba Arnm. La analiza lexical\u0103 a implantului se vor descoperi material, dispozitiv, \u021besut \u0219i introducere. A\u0219adar, Pantelimon hospital boss se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 (&#8230;\u0219al\u0103&#8230;), t\u00e2n\u0103rul nu are nimic negativ pe creier, ci un ,,obiect\u201d \u00een organism (a se relua reclamele la medicamente \u0219i uzan\u021ba ,,acesta este un dispozitiv&#8230;). Despre inducerea for\u021b\u0103rii nu mai discut\u0103m, cu at\u00e2tea constr\u00e2ngeri deciziile de moment pot fi eronate. Ceea ce s-a \u0219i produs, mai bine mai t\u00e2rziu dec\u00e2t niciodat\u0103, persoana a cerut procesul invers, ,,Ce-a\u021bi b\u0103gat \u00een mine scoate\u021bi!\u201d<br \/>\n       Din loja puriilor, Rafilu\u021b\u0103 peroreaz\u0103 un fapt incert: fatalitatea noii tulpini omicron. Asum\u00e2ndu-\u0219i &#8211; modul generos al lui a impune &#8211; carantinarea unui aproape 0,1 % din popula\u021bie, v\u0103dit \u00eengrijorat. T\u0103tuc\u0103, ne las\u0103!<br \/>\n       Afar\u0103 ger, \u00een pung\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021b, la munc\u0103 ioc. Acelea\u0219i ciuci guvernamentale \u00een 2022. Da\u2019 parc\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 ne vom l\u0103uda cu cre\u0219teri economice pe baza investi\u021biilor \u00een infrastructur\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 decembrie 2021 Din \u0219coala general\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cum st\u0103m cu mul\u021bimile \u0219i elementele lor. 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