{"id":16925,"date":"2022-01-06T14:43:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-06T11:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16925"},"modified":"2022-01-06T14:43:48","modified_gmt":"2022-01-06T11:43:48","slug":"brigada-diverse-tu-ai-fran-dafini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16925","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; T(u) (a)i, (F)ran, dafi(n)i?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 decembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       O diplom\u0103 de curaj c\u00e2t o sentin\u021b\u0103 la moarte. Mafio\u021bi te pusei s\u0103 denun\u021bi, Roxano?<br \/>\n        P.s-urile.<br \/>\n      ,,Gucci\u201d-Fauci \u0219i m\u0103\u0219tile. Mo\u0219ule, va sta lumea afar\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 botni\u021ba textil\u0103 forever, c\u0103ci primitiv a fost \u0219i va r\u0103m\u00e2ne. Subestimezi omenirea \u0219i marea ei putere de a o lua de la zero. Altfel era toat\u0103 oale \u0219i ulcele de la primul hominid.<br \/>\n      Te cred \u0219i eu, Mirceo, covid-covid toat\u0103 ziua, mai vorbim \u0219i despre altele (acela\u0219i imanent plan de supravie\u021buire).<br \/>\n       Vacan\u021b\u0103 permanent\u0103 mai bine. \u0218i-om fi o na\u021bie de&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Substratul \u0219i dedesubturile sunt ocolite cu obstina\u021bie. Imunizare indian\u0103 cu mor\u021bi pe m\u0103sur\u0103. Dar \u00eendoit\u0103 \u0219i neconcluziv\u0103: urma scap\u0103 turma sau serul autohton are puteri vindicative miraculoase?<br \/>\n     \u00cen\u0103sprire? Care? S-a circulat \u00een draci, s-a mers la shopping cu puhoiul, s-a&#8230; alea toate. Unde s\u0103 fi fost restric\u021bia?&#8230; Arafat&#8230; un mic pion pe scala c\u00e2\u0219tigurilor marilor bog\u0103tani.<br \/>\n       Cam netam-nesam aruncat \u00een valurile \u0219tirilor, \u00eens\u0103 a\u0219a st\u0103 \u00eentr-un amalgam jurnalistic \u0219i el, \u0219i India, \u0219i Europa care vezi doamne tot pune piedici ruperii m\u00e2\u021bei \u00een dou\u0103, adic\u0103: ori la bal, ori la spital. El acuzat de c\u00e2\u0219tigarea simpatiei eterne \u00een detrimentul ctitorului: omul.<br \/>\n       E precum Nostradamus. R\u0103p\u00e2ndac. Spui \u0219i faci. Induci termene pentru valurile (cineva sugereaz\u0103 pe cele p\u0103unesciene) \u0219i le \u00eempline\u0219ti la fix. Ceea ce nu d\u0103 dovad\u0103 de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 pe baze empirice &#8211; de la molimele biblice \u00eencoace -, statistice, ci de lucru cu bun\u0103-\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 planificat (a se trece prin manualele de management).<br \/>\n       \u2019oleu! Ne-am n\u0103scut obosi\u021bi, ba \u00eenc\u0103 ne-mpov\u0103reaz\u0103 \u0219i pandemia cu una ,,specific\u0103\u201d. B\u0103, ni-s creierii defec\u021bi!<br \/>\n       O triad\u0103-trinitate de zile&#8230; imense. Marcel, trandafirel \u0219i bisericel. C\u0103ci lui, lui \u0219i lui trebuie s\u0103 li te-nclini.<br \/>\n       Tuse \u0219i m\u00e2nc\u0103rime de g\u00e2t. Apoi celelalte. O fi doar o grip\u0103&#8230;?<br \/>\n     Ca s\u0103 nu consum ink-ul degeaba, a\u0219ez africanii de sud repede sc\u0103pa\u021bi de covid l\u00e2ng\u0103 israeli\u021bii prin\u0219i \u00een pandemie &#8211; partea a cincea.<br \/>\n       Ap\u0103i de gutui (se prelinsese dint\u00e2i pe l\u00e2ng-un ef) mi-s sastisit. \u0218i galbene, \u0219i c\u00e2ntate de la \u0103l cu tetina p\u00e2n\u2019 la \u0103l cu be\u0219ina.<br \/>\n      Cultivat afar\u0103 din t\u00e2rla lu\u2019 ta-su, d\u0103 cu Dacia-n&#8230;. Iaca, de i se prindea r\u0103d\u0103cina la scaunul de prim-ministru, cerea cu zece m\u00e2ini fonduri europene, nu le punea la poprire.<br \/>\n      Evlaviosului cu jil\u021b de aur i s-a cam ur\u00e2t cu datul. Criz\u0103, dragi nevoia\u0219i!<br \/>\n       Am sc\u0103pat de-o grij\u0103 (ca Becali anterior), studio\u0219ii descoperir\u0103 \u0219i statuar\u0103 omicronul sub delta \u00een clasament. De\u0219i rapid, totu\u0219i mai bl\u00e2nd.<br \/>\n    C\u0103 merge omul s\u0103n\u0103tos \u0219i se poate \u00eentoarce mort. Soarta voluntarului \u00een interesul omenirii. N-a murit \u00eens\u0103 niciunul din studiile mai noii tulpine.<br \/>\n      Nici n-a \u00eenceput bine mandatul \u0219i se vrea \u0219i al doilea. Condi\u021bionat, dar \u00eencrez\u0103tor. Biden. Un fel de Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n eminescian.<br \/>\n      De la neam\u021b venind, s\u0103 ne conform\u0103m. \u0218i-a patra doz\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 decembrie 2021 O diplom\u0103 de curaj c\u00e2t o sentin\u021b\u0103 la moarte. Mafio\u021bi te pusei s\u0103 denun\u021bi, Roxano? P.s-urile. ,,Gucci\u201d-Fauci<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16926,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925\/revisions\/16926"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}