{"id":16894,"date":"2022-01-02T18:50:01","date_gmt":"2022-01-02T15:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16894"},"modified":"2022-01-02T18:50:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T15:50:01","slug":"brigada-diverse-domn-el-ea-tipa-ba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16894","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; D(o)mn e(l), e(a), (t)ipa, (b)a!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>20, 21-22, 23 decembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      F\u0103r\u0103 el, nene cine-oi fi, func\u021biunea societ\u0103\u021bii, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r de consum, \u00een nes\u0103buita-i insa\u021bietate, ar sucomba nu discret, ci galopant \u0219i fulminant. Idiotule!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Omicron? Un pui ce la maturitate, combinat cu surata Delta va da uciga\u0219ul perfect \u0219i total. O poveste asem\u0103n\u0103toare form\u0103rii lumii dup\u0103 Cronos. Cum fiul fiului fuse Ares, nici f\u0103tul celor doi viru\u0219i nu va fi mai prejos. O mai spun \u0219i virusologii&#8230; rom\u00e2ni.<br \/>\n      Civiliza\u021bia dac\u0103. Cu nimic mai prejos dec\u00e2t romanii. Urm\u00e2ndu-le exemplu, mont\u00e2ndu-\u0219i cabinele de toalet\u0103 direct \u00een fluxul apelor curg\u0103toare. Epurare natural\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ca \u00eentrebare: ar fi avut parte de sfin\u021bire de nu erau \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103tese?<br \/>\n       De la una la alta, dar cu mult mai interesant. Curios nevoie mare, recunosc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 ignorant \u0219i uituc, \u00eemi doream o diferen\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2t mai mic\u0103 \u00eentre \u021b\u0103rile infectate \u0219i totalul lor planetar, cu inten\u021bia s\u0103 persiflez diarul pe considerentul ce mi-s 89, ce mi-s \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva zeci \u00een calea virusului. \u0218i nu-i chiar a\u0219a. Nebunaticul n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 p\u0103trund\u0103 nici m\u0103car \u00een jum\u0103tatea plin\u0103 dintre state. Internetul m-a surprins \u0219i de data curent\u0103, capitaliz\u00e2nd \u00eentregul exact de la \u00eenceput, cu num\u0103rul, 195, \u0219i apartenen\u021ba la ONU. O chestiune, ce s\u0103 zic, extraordinar\u0103, dar f\u0103r\u0103 relevan\u021b\u0103. \u021aara \u00eenseamn\u0103 locul \u0219i oamenii, nu organiza\u021biile la care au aderat. \u00cen ton cu aceea\u0219i necunoa\u0219tere cele dou\u0103 semi outsidere, observatoare: Ai dumnezeului proteja\u021bi, Vaticanul, \u0219i dezlipi\u021bii de la s\u00e2nu-i, Palestina.<br \/>\n      Ghiorghi\u021b a b\u0103ut ap\u0103&#8230;. S-a \u00eemb\u0103tat \u0219i a uitat c\u0103 vorbe\u0219te. Se vede c\u0103 nu prea este la curent cu timpii ceru\u021bi de laboratoarele mondiale \u0219i de acordul tuturor c\u0103 \u0219mecherul nou se fofileaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 seama de medicina vaxului de corp, inutil\u0103 dup\u0103 re\u021betarul de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<br \/>\n      Nu mai sunt suficiente dou\u0103 doze, mic\u0219oarele retrebuie refurbi\u0219ate cu una beton. \u00cens\u0103 se infirm\u0103 teoriile c\u0103 dou\u0103 te scap\u0103 de greul bolii. La englezoi, mul\u021bi la zi, mul\u021bi dintre ei umplu spitalele.<br \/>\n     Tot \u0103lora care-au mai luat. Profesorilor \u0219i restului de slujba\u0219i nimic. S\u0103 verifica\u021bi, totu\u0219i, c\u00e2t s\u0103 fie o sutic\u0103-dou\u0103 azi \u0219i m\u00e2ine ca pondere \u00een pia\u021b\u0103. N-a\u0219 mai aminti, m\u0103 oblig\u0103, deh, datoria, c\u0103 pe un timp ca \u0103sta un promitent flutura un B\u0103lcescu la aloca\u021bii. Ia vezi, nea Ciuc\u0103, s\u0103 nu te pasc\u0103 vreun glon\u021b pe la sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie.<br \/>\n     C\u0103r\u021bile bune se epuizeaz\u0103. Imediat, cu prec\u0103dere a unui cap de la administra\u021bia guvernamental\u0103. Lucrare grea&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n       De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lnesc numele Musk \u00eemi amintesc de \u00eent\u00e2mplarea care a produs o coinciden\u021b\u0103 umoristic\u0103. Protagonist Masc\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i el un produs derivat -, dedica\u021bia pentru un presupus domn Musc\u0103 &#8211; inexistent -, numai bun de \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2tat clien\u021bii la serii de servitu\u021bi pentru prieteni, nimerit la fix, prezent ,,Aici!\u201d la apelul nominal nea\u0219teptat. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd apare acest personaj, de\u0219tept \u0219i de\u0219teptat ca \u0219i al\u021bii la r\u00e2ndu-le &#8211; Bill Gates este printre pu\u021binii l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00een topul ,,tocilarilor\u201d, era nevoie de un \u00eenlocuitor, de un stindard dup\u0103 care mii de oxfordi\u0219ti, harvardi\u0219ti&#8230; s\u0103 se alinieze \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eenregimenteze \u00een ciclul 01 -, m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc la nemurirea sufletului \u0219i buzunarele omenirii, care se tot golesc, ambele, de umanitate \u0219i con\u021binut. \u0218i de etic\u0103. La a\u0219a laud\u0103 de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103, crap\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2nturile de sub t\u0103lpile goale ale \u00eentregii s\u0103r\u0103cimi globale. Rom\u00e2nii no\u0219tri ar spune cam a\u0219a: Da\u2019 de unde-a avut m\u0103-ta at\u00e2ta avere de-ai devenit singurul cet\u0103\u021bean al lumii ce-i impozitat cu 250 de miliarde? Se putea chiar mai popular de at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20, 21-22, 23 decembrie 2021 F\u0103r\u0103 el, nene cine-oi fi, func\u021biunea societ\u0103\u021bii, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r de consum, \u00een nes\u0103buita-i insa\u021bietate, ar sucomba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16895,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16894\/revisions\/16895"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}