{"id":16825,"date":"2021-12-26T16:08:41","date_gmt":"2021-12-26T13:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16825"},"modified":"2021-12-26T16:08:41","modified_gmt":"2021-12-26T13:08:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-caut-maine-turban-amu-as-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16825","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cau(t) (m)\u00e2ine turba(n). Am(u) (a)\u0219 ca(m)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12, 16 decembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       De bun\u0103 seam\u0103, s\u0103-i fi fost meseria pe m\u0103sura importan\u021bei de dedare la ecrane, Iona\u0219cu mamii ar fi g\u0103sit \u00een litera legilor existente obliga\u021biunea. Tratament sau paliativ, vaccinul face parte din schema ie\u0219irii na\u021biunilor din cle\u0219tele bolilor pacoste.<br \/>\n       Calcul \u00eenaintat cuiva \u00een urm\u0103 cu mai pu\u021bin de cinci zile. Trezit \u0219i altul \u00een aritmeticele politice evidente. Unul scurs, doi viabili, ultimul scos la vot. Din p\u0103cate maximul lui este cu o lun\u0103 mai pu\u021bin. At\u00e2t rezist\u0103 coali\u021biile cu parteneri antagoni\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        Putin s-a udat la aflarea ve\u0219tii c\u0103 europenii \u00eei vor face via\u021ba un calvar. Instituind sanc\u021biuni. \u00cens\u0103 unu-i motivul: la v\u00e2rsta lui uretra mai d\u0103 \u0219i pe del\u0103turi.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Cui s\u0103 mai&#8230; c\u00e2n\u021bi? S-a \u00eencheiat marea sesiune de dat bojocii pe gur\u0103 inutil. Definitiv. Era de a\u0219teptat, dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia nou veni\u021bi. One man, ioc show!<br \/>\n        C\u0103-i jucau lui Gheorghiu Dej, implicit lui Stalin, nicio daun\u0103, ba dimpotriv\u0103, ie\u0219ea plebea prima oar\u0103 la ramp\u0103, cu pieptul umflat c\u0103 o b\u0103gase \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it cineva \u00een seam\u0103. C\u00e2t despre ,,Teroare, fric\u0103, distrugere! C\u00e2t de trist!\u201d, propozi\u021biunile n-au nimic \u00een comun. Terorii \u00eei opui oripilarea distant\u0103, fricii \u00eei convoci un puhoi de spaime \u00een scenarii personale, iar distrugerii i-ai putea aloca revolta. P\u0103i dac\u0103 la asemenea orori \u021bi se blege\u0219te fa\u021ba \u0219i o \u021bii \u00eentr-o sf\u00e2r\u0219eal\u0103, de-aia avem azi tot ce ne&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Unii sunt animale \u0219i da, mu\u0219c\u0103!<br \/>\n      S\u0103 m\u0103 pune\u021bi s\u0103 am \u00eencredere \u00een unul \u0219i altul dup\u0103 ce mi s-a reamintit, \u00een glum\u0103, c\u00e2t de bl\u00e2nd a fost rafilianul tat\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t de periculos pentru odraslele mamii Nu\u021bica Ceau\u0219escu a fost Serghei. \u0102l mai pictor p\u00e2n\u0103-n \u201989, \u0103l mai l\u0103sat imediat dup\u0103.<br \/>\n        \u00cemi repugn\u0103 fotografiile cu solda\u021bi \u0219i soldate flanc\u00e2nd mo\u0219ulici declara\u021bi eroi \u0219i r\u0103ma\u0219i a\u0219a.<br \/>\n        La cum \u00eei-i gura de r\u0103z\u0103toare, m\u0103 tem c\u0103 prea non\u0219alant\u0103-i este declara\u021bia de conformitate cu gravidele, pu\u0219timea \u0219i vaccinurile la mod\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 \u00eendeamn\u0103 la ,,acu-i momentul de pi\u0219cat piele de br\u00e2nz\u0103\u201d \u0219i-a r\u0103g\u0103duit \u00een n\u0103sc\u0103toare neconvenindu-i micul procent. Ea \u00eengrijorat\u0103 de-ale ei, eu circumspect la testa\u021bi 100, bun de folosire pentru toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd vor avea \u00een clin \u0219i-n m\u00e2nec\u0103 gr\u0103simea \u0219i minereul de a b\u0103gat cump\u0103r\u0103torul \u00een sperie\u021bi, abia atunci v\u0103 ve\u021bi putea declara, doamn\u0103, ,,de fier\u201d.<br \/>\n      Azerii \u0103ia au terminat toat\u0103 literatura lumii \u0219i-au cerut \u0219i ceva rom\u00e2nesc. De gust 20 de-a lu\u2019 Eminescu.<br \/>\n        S-a confirmat. M\u00e2n\u0103riile sistemului sanitar criminal s-au inventat la Ale\u0219d, \u00een s\u00e2nul complotist al unei asistente medicale. Dup\u0103 formula ,,femeia de serviciu schimb\u0103 directori\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12, 16 decembrie 2021 De bun\u0103 seam\u0103, s\u0103-i fi fost meseria pe m\u0103sura importan\u021bei de dedare la ecrane, Iona\u0219cu mamii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16826,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16825\/revisions\/16826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}