{"id":16805,"date":"2021-12-25T21:59:20","date_gmt":"2021-12-25T18:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16805"},"modified":"2021-12-25T21:59:20","modified_gmt":"2021-12-25T18:59:20","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aerolit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16805","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aerolit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      Mi-am extras cuvintele cu cle\u0219tele&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Cum au ajuns mul\u021bi s\u0103 ne <strong>aduleze<\/strong>? Dup\u0103 modelul: ,,Domnu\u2019 C\u0103lin, mai am ceva&#8230;\u201d pe ultima sut\u0103 de metri. <strong>Aduna\u021bi<\/strong> de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 bicicletele, ma\u0219inile sau c\u0103rucioarele de plecare, se <strong>ad\u00e2ncea<\/strong> starea de nervozitate \u0219i mai r\u0103bufneam, f\u0103r\u0103 le s\u0103 afecteze ,,dragostea\u201d nem\u0103rginit\u0103 pentru noi. <strong>Ad\u0103stau<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 ne f\u0103ceam timp s\u0103 le c\u0103lc\u0103m cur\u021bile. Ca s\u0103 devenim ,,<strong>aerieni<\/strong>\u201d cum pu\u021bini puteau. Aista-i secretul iubirii necondi\u021bionate. Urc\u0103, coboar\u0103, bate, bag\u0103-n foc, p\u00e2rle\u0219te-te, intoxic\u0103-te&#8230;, f\u0103ceam pe plac n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioasei meserii, implicit clientului. O afurisit\u0103 \u0219i-o pref\u0103cut\u0103&#8230;. Afurisit\u0103 treaba, pref\u0103cut\u0103 casa&#8230; ini\u021bial\u0103. Bol\u021bi de vie, ci\u0219mele \u0219i accesorii, intr\u00e2nduri \u0219i acoperi\u0219uri sub \u0219i peste original, s\u00e2rme de rufe&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 nu po\u021bi fixa scara dup\u0103 necesit\u0103\u021bi, ca s\u0103 nu stai drept, ci coco\u0219at, \u00een pozi\u021bii circ\u0103re\u0219ti, riscante, ca s\u0103 dureze nu o or\u0103, ci dou\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 \u021bi-ai \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit venitul \u00een ziua respectiv\u0103, ca s\u0103-\u021bi produci daune corporale ireparabile&#8230;. Degeaba faci <strong>aera\u021bii<\/strong> m\u00e2inilor, picioarelor zdrelite, fripte, t\u0103iate \u0219i pocnite cu ciocanul, degeaba le dedai numeroaselor <strong>ad\u0103p\u0103ri<\/strong> \u00een ap\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu \u00eenceteaz\u0103 zv\u00e2cneala nu e\u0219ti \u00een apele tale. La al doilea col\u021b, de la maior spre buricul t\u00e2rgului, ne-a f\u0103cut tata de lucru. La o doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103. Cas\u0103-nalt\u0103, ca \u0219i dumneaei, cu tot ,,aperitivul\u201d preg\u0103tit c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri mai sus. \u0218i ni\u0219te jgheaburi&#8230; de-o seam\u0103 cu propriet\u0103reasa. Lipiri dintre cele imposibile. \u00cenlocuiri ici-colo \u0219i-un ansamblu pluvial la buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103. \u0218i-o special\u0103 dat\u0103 ca tem\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire \u0219i executare f\u0103r\u0103 a avea r\u0103gaz prea mult. Din ce, cu ce \u0219i-n ce? Materiale, scule, ticluire \u0219i montare. \u00cenc\u0103 l-era sc\u0103rilor culoarea de origine, albastru-telefonie. ,,P\u0103i bine, bre tat\u0103, <strong>aduse\u0219i<\/strong> aparatul de sudur\u0103, electrozi, profil, tabl\u0103?\u201d, ,,Calculeaz\u0103 \u0219i le lu\u0103m, are femeia bani.\u201d Schi\u021bez un model, \u00eei caut ni\u0219te m\u0103suri ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 copertina efect, greutate c\u00e2t mic\u0103, s\u0103 se \u00eencadreze \u00eentr-o foaie, maxim dou\u0103 \u0219i un profil pentru cadru, nu mai mult de 10 metri liniari. Zici c\u0103 intr\u0103 pu\u021bine materiale, crezi c\u0103 dureaz\u0103 pu\u021bin, \u00eens\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ia o jum\u0103tate de zi \u0219i mai bine de lucru, pe c\u0103ldurile-alea mari de var\u0103, c\u00e2nd to\u021bi stau \u00een case la <strong>aerisit<\/strong>, c\u00e2nd nu-i fir de nor pentru a te-<strong>adumbri<\/strong>. Te prinde flama, fiindc\u0103 nu po\u021bi deosebi soarele \u0219i reflexiile lui de arcul electric, unde ridici privirea, chiar pe banalul mur m\u00e2njit cu var alb, mat, ai parte de un spor nedefinit de lumeni, arunci pe material electrodul \u0219i nu realizezi dac\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie sau nu. Un plus de disconfort creat de traficul infernal al E85-ului, audi\u021bia aparatului de sudur\u0103 \u0219i a sudurii fiind esen\u021biale, diferen\u021biind o ,,g\u00e2lm\u0103\u201d de prindere bun\u0103 de una cu intersti\u021bii \u0219i g\u0103uri, de un arc electric fluent de unul \u00eentrerupt \u0219i prins iremediabil de materiale, risc\u00e2nd s\u0103 arzi siguran\u021be, aparat \u0219i cine mai \u0219tie ce altceva. C\u0103 nu-i nimeni perfect, meseria\u0219ul meseria\u0219ului sudor \u00ee\u0219i mai vede uneori \u00een\u021bepenit electrodul, \u00eenro\u0219it p\u00e2n\u0103 la incandescent, de nedesprins \u00een cele dou\u0103 secunde de gra\u021bie, i-l ,,fur\u0103\u201d metalul, se debaraseaz\u0103 de el cum poate \u0219i renun\u021b\u0103 la el \u00een favoarea unuia nou-nou\u021b. Dup\u0103 opera\u021biunile indispensabile de punctare, verificare a diagonalelor, lungimilor, l\u0103\u021bimilor \u0219i prindere definitiv\u0103 a profilurilor &#8211; <strong>aerarea<\/strong> \u0219i \u0219tergerea sudorilor, reacomodarea ochilor la lumina natural\u0103 (,,Te <strong>ad\u0103pa\u0219i<\/strong>, Cristi, ai b\u0103ut toat\u0103 Cola?\u201d &#8211; Tata: Da&#8217; mai lua\u021bi \u0219i voi, b\u0103! Eu: Vezi c\u0103 mai am o sut\u0103 de mii \u00een pantaloni. Puncte-puncte \u0219i ia tot dintr-ai lui.), setea -, urmeaz\u0103 desprinderea zgurii, polizarea \u0219i vopsirea. Apoi prinderea tablelor pe trei p\u0103r\u021bi. Sta\u021bi pu\u021bin. Nu punem \u0219i c\u00e2rlige pentru jghebule\u021b? Na, c\u0103 uitasem. ,,Tat\u0103&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-am extras cuvintele cu cle\u0219tele&#8230;. Cum au ajuns mul\u021bi s\u0103 ne aduleze? Dup\u0103 modelul: ,,Domnu\u2019 C\u0103lin, mai am ceva&#8230;\u201d pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16806,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16805\/revisions\/16806"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}