{"id":16795,"date":"2021-12-23T15:56:35","date_gmt":"2021-12-23T12:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16795"},"modified":"2021-12-23T15:56:35","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T12:56:35","slug":"brigada-diverse-furatul-ante-azis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16795","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Fu(r)atul (a)nte (A)zis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>12 decembrie 2021<br \/>\n       ,,Eludeaz\u0103 cumva receptorii&#8230;\u201d \u0218mecherilor, s-a g\u0103sit unul s\u0103 v\u0103 dea dea&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Grev\u0103 &#8211; hor\u0103. Miting &#8211; hor\u0103. De ce nu \u0219i dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi o zdrean\u021b\u0103 de \u00eemprejmuire pe 136 bpm?<br \/>\n       \u00cenaintea tuburilor de tutun se puteau trata cu refuz total cobor\u00e2rea galopant\u0103 a v\u00e2rstei de \u0219oferie, merita \u00eencercarea unei cre\u0219teri subite a responsabilit\u0103\u021bii pus\u0103 prea devreme \u00een r\u00e2ndul copiilor. Degeaba arat\u0103 corporal ca unii cu zece ani mai mari, mintea li-i cu zece ani mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t o au \u00een fapt&#8230;. S-au dereglat la cap, \u00eens\u0103 stric\u0103ciunea provine din timpurile lui Cook pesemne, cauz\u00e2nd sindromul viitorului \u00eendep\u0103rtat celor ce se v\u0103d nemuritori pe scaunele hot\u0103r\u00e2rilor statale. Numai bun momentul pentru a discuta discrimin\u0103rile, exprimate prin botni\u021barea celor de vreo 13-14 ani azi \u0219i noilor veni\u021bi pe lume dup\u0103 ei. At\u00e2t de departe se merge cu prognozarea, \u00eenc\u00e2t 2050 va marca la neozeelandezi anul cu 42 de genera\u021bii curate la pl\u0103m\u00e2ni ca&#8230;. Ce mi-e tutun, ce mi-e libertate? Nu?<br \/>\n       Ochelari la cel mai mic pre\u021b&#8230;. Din catalogul existent. Ram\u0103, lentile, pe pu\u021bin 500 de lei. Ieftin. A! Consulta\u021bia e gratuit\u0103.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 uit str\u00e2mb la liniile defectuoase \u00een\u0219irate \u00eentre rosturile faian\u021bei de buc\u0103t\u0103rie. De ce nu m-a\u0219 deregla optic la schimonoselile de case obturate dup\u0103 mintea u\u0219chit\u0103 a desenatorilor?<br \/>\n       Ce s\u0103 mai stau? De-aia \u0219i gripa\u021bii obi\u0219nui\u021bi, \u0219i cei cu delta erau identifica\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 deosebire \u0219i \u00eempin\u0219i c\u0103tre fatalitate \u0219i num\u0103r sporit, fiindc\u0103 nu pot identifica omicronul. Prin urmare, invizibilul nu exist\u0103.<br \/>\n       Pic\u0103 la \u021banc mister Fauci. Grip\u0103 ordinar\u0103 egal coronavirus, egal omicron. Cum nu-i ultimul mai de soi dec\u00e2t antepenultimul, nici mai presus nu poate fi de primul.<br \/>\n       De la Olaf s\u0103 nu se a\u0219tepte lumea la minuni, e tot un Merkel.<br \/>\n       O prea mare mirare pe unii c\u0103-\u0219i v\u0103d concet\u0103\u021benii \u00eenjunghiind pe strad\u0103&#8230; porcul. Mai ieri, stimabililor, arunca\u021bi zoile pe caldar\u00e2m, a\u021bi uitat?<br \/>\n       Cine pune botul la ezoterism, s\u0103 se lase pozat nud \u00een fa\u021ba parapsihologului.<br \/>\n       Drumurile drepte au o meteahn\u0103: pun v\u0103l de a\u021bipeal\u0103 \u00een ochii conduc\u0103torului auto. Iar c\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te nimere\u0219te pe unde apuc\u0103. Fie el singurul copac din peisaj. \u0218i tocmai de aceea.<br \/>\n       Testare, vaccinare, testare, vaccinare, testare&#8230;. La infinit.<br \/>\n        Mirajul cifrelor. Statisticile anuale spun destul de clar: 700 \u0219i ceva fix ni-s rom\u00e2nii de pe lumea ailalt\u0103. \u00centr-o singur\u0103 \u0219i banal\u0103 zi. Doar \u00een octombrie s-au \u00eentrecut pe sine.<br \/>\n        Care job? Care munc\u0103? Ce certificat verde?<br \/>\n        \u0218ocant\u0103-i lipsa de reac\u021bie din luna mai \u0219i iunie, \u0219ocant\u0103 e lumea care nu se mai satur\u0103 s\u0103 cumpere indiferent de necesit\u0103\u021bi. Restul sunt efecte, nea Iancule. \u0218i ce se \u00eenchide? De-alde firme dintr-alea fabricate peste noapte pentr-un mi\u0219ma\u0219 cu fondurile statului? \u0218i mai z\u0103u, falimentul face bine capitalismului, e prima reac\u021bie s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 decembrie 2021 ,,Eludeaz\u0103 cumva receptorii&#8230;\u201d \u0218mecherilor, s-a g\u0103sit unul s\u0103 v\u0103 dea dea&#8230;. Grev\u0103 &#8211; hor\u0103. 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