{"id":16771,"date":"2021-12-19T16:24:20","date_gmt":"2021-12-19T13:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16771"},"modified":"2021-12-19T16:24:20","modified_gmt":"2021-12-19T13:24:20","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-chestiunea-apei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16771","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Chestiunea apei"},"content":{"rendered":"

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E o chestie ce-mi scap\u0103
\ndespre Preafurata Ap\u0103!
\nIar mul\u021bi caut\u0103 r\u0103spuns:
\n,,-De ce apa nu-i de-ajuns?\u201d<\/p>\n

C\u0103 degeaba-s trei foraje,
\ndac\u0103-s multe sabotaje
\n\u0219i doar unii sunt cinsti\u021bi
\n\u0219i-o pl\u0103tesc cu bani munci\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Al\u021bii, cic\u0103, dimpotriv\u0103,
\nprecum la ,,cooperativ\u0103\u201d,
\ns-au conectat ilegal
\n\u0219i pl\u0103tesc la… pau\u0219al!<\/p>\n

De ce oare, de ce oare
\nnu e \u00eendestul\u0103toare,
\napa care ne d\u0103 via\u021b\u0103
\n\u0219i r\u0103coare \u0219i verdea\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n

De\u0219i pre\u021bul nu e mare,
\nc\u0103ci nu e canalizare,
\nc\u00e2nd \u0219i asta se va face,
\ns-or g\u0103si alte ,,mijloace\u201d?<\/p>\n

Eu nu zic, Doamne fere\u0219te
\ndar atunci, cine pl\u0103te\u0219te,
\ndac\u0103 apa \u0219i canalul
\nvor avea un pre\u021b c\u00e2t… malul?<\/p>\n

Dar, dac\u0103 \u00eentrebi prin sat,
\nVai, niciunul n-a furat!
\nZice-o vorb\u0103, \u0219tim cu to\u021bii,
\nc\u0103 tot ho\u021bul strig\u0103 ho\u021bii!<\/p>\n

,,- Fur\u0103 \u0103ia de la Gar\u0103!\u201d
\nAm auzit \u00eentr-o sear\u0103…
\n,,- Ba se fur\u0103 \u0219i-n Boboc!\u201d
\nZicea unu de la bloc…<\/p>\n

,,- Se fur\u0103 la Cochirleanca!\u201d
\nAuzeam prin Zili\u0219teanca…
\n,,- Se fur\u0103 \u0219i-n Ro\u0219ioru!\u201d
\nMi-a zis mie unu`, Doru…<\/p>\n

,,- Asta ar fi culmea, nene,
\nS\u0103 se fure-n… Trei Izmene!
\nDar ce bine-o fi de ei,
\nC\u0103 iau ap\u0103 din… Costei!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci rom\u00e2nu-i inventiv,
\n\u0219i are talent nativ
\ns\u0103-\u0219i fure mereu c\u0103ciula
\n\u0219i nu-l sperie ,,celula\u201d…<\/p>\n

Acuma, v\u0103 spun, pe bune
\ns\u0103 facem o rug\u0103ciune
\ndedicat\u0103 Apei Sfinte
\ncum era mai \u00eenainte…<\/p>\n

,,- Preafurata noastr\u0103 Ap\u0103,
\nce suflarea ne-o adap\u0103,
\ncare curgi \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103
\nf\u0103r\u0103 frica de factur\u0103…<\/p>\n

De\u0219i nu e\u0219ti Preacurat\u0103,
\ntu e\u0219ti binecuv\u00e2ntat\u0103
\nde\u0219i vii la robinete
\nnu te putem bea de sete…<\/p>\n

Ne rug\u0103m de tine Ap\u0103,
\ns\u0103 ud\u0103m un strat de ceap\u0103,
\nchiar dac\u0103 pl\u0103tim cinstit,
\ndar cursul \u00ee\u021bi e oprit…<\/p>\n

Te rug\u0103m, dac\u0103 ne-auzi,
\ns\u0103 mai curgi \u0219i s\u0103 ne uzi
\ns\u0103 te mai vedem cum curgi,
\n\u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt cum te mai scurgi…<\/p>\n

\u0102lora care te fur\u0103,
\ncare nu pl\u0103tesc factur\u0103,
\ns\u0103 le prisoseasc\u0103 banii
\nca s\u0103 dea la spovedanii…<\/p>\n

Foaie verde de cicoare
\nva r\u0103m\u00e2ne o-ntrebare!
\nIo v-am zis vorbe \u0219iroaie
\ndar sunt doar… ap\u0103 de ploaie! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chestiunea apei E o chestie ce-mi scap\u0103 despre Preafurata Ap\u0103! Iar mul\u021bi caut\u0103 r\u0103spuns: ,,-De ce apa nu-i de-ajuns?\u201d C\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16772,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16771\/revisions\/16772"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}