{"id":16750,"date":"2021-12-16T13:02:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T10:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16750"},"modified":"2021-12-16T13:02:07","modified_gmt":"2021-12-16T10:02:07","slug":"brigada-diverse-ema-ceri-ca-feodor-oil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16750","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; E(m)a, (c)eri (c)a (F)eodor, oi(l)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 decembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        Laser again. Pentawattic. La ce ne-o folosi?<br \/>\n      S-a-nmuiat bila. Metalica nucleu p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. E semi moale spre moale. Azi l-au ales pe Verne, m\u00e2ine vor prelua teoria&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Nostalgia Vietnam. Na\u021bia american\u0103 va merge acas\u0103 la virus, acolo unde-\u0219i va face cuibar mai dihai. \u0218i-o s\u0103-i vin\u0103 de hac.<br \/>\n      Andrei nu este Adrian. De\u0219i posed\u0103 acela\u0219i adn. Mai t\u00e2n\u0103rul ,,ideolog\u201d vrea s\u0103-nfig\u0103 col\u021b de lup \u00een drapel.<br \/>\n      \u0218i pozele-astea&#8230;. \u00cen fa\u021ba fostei alimentara, cea de vizavi de semaforul vecin chio\u0219cului de ziare de la pia\u021b\u0103, \u0219i-a \u00eenceput mama cariera de v\u00e2nz\u0103toare la tonet\u0103. L\u00e2ng\u0103 ea se vindea Bibor\u021beniul, cuponul textil, c\u00e2teva obiecte de libr\u0103rie \u0219i prima mea pereche de pantofi b\u0103ie\u021be\u0219ti maro.<br \/>\n      Lege pentru doi. De-acum doar unii posed\u0103 dreptatea, ceilal\u021bi, obligatoriu, certificatul verde.<br \/>\n      Baba asta nem\u021boaic\u0103 ne-a jucat pe&#8230; muzic\u0103 punk-rock, cum a dansat ea la ceremonia de adio.<br \/>\n      Delta, pa, Omicron, da! Afurisit\u0103 r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 de gogoloi microscopic cum \u00eei mai dispar neamurile b\u0103tr\u00e2ne, dup\u0103 cum pocne\u0219te Arafat din degete (la microfonul anun\u021burilor na\u021bionale).<br \/>\n      Frate, \u0219i sutana tot uniform\u0103 este, iar vorba-n front tot se pedepse\u0219te.<br \/>\n      Partidele \u00een linia \u00eent\u00e2i, nu \u021b\u0103rile lor cu totul. Despre uzurpare&#8230;.<br \/>\n      V\u0103 juraser\u0103\u021bi c\u0103 nu mai pune\u021bi pixul pe carnetul cu amenzi. Ce-a\u021bi p\u0103\u021bit, tat\u0103?<br \/>\n      Vracii de serviciu. Cancerul cu lingura-l luar\u0103. De s-ar mai na\u0219te \u00eenc\u0103 1.000 c\u0103 rom\u00e2na\u0219ul \u0103sta de vindec\u0103 cinci miile, ne-am lecui de toate \u0103lea poporul.<br \/>\n       Marius e romantic. Confund\u0103 onestitatea fotbalistic\u0103 cu modul de a ob\u021bine o retribuire c\u00e2t mai consistent\u0103. Se cade, se le\u0219in\u0103, se vait\u0103 \u0219i se rup picioare. La fotbal. \u0218i-a-l compara comportamental pe Bec Ali (suci\u021bi) cu Hagi e blasfemie curat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Semnele rele \u0219i bune vin din alt\u0103 parte. 40% rafilul \u00eenc\u0103 le a\u0219teapt\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci \u00eei toac\u0103 gura precum moara stricat\u0103. Amenin\u021b\u0103tor.<br \/>\n       Ne-am \u00eentrebat mereu cum naiba la 916 i s-a dat unei femei voie cu arma-n m\u00e2n\u0103. Ori generalii fuser\u0103 nebuni, ori ea, cum \u0219i Daliana crede, a fost semi&#8230; b\u0103rbat.<br \/>\n       S-a-mpu\u021bit pia\u021ba de mur\u0103turi&#8230; muzicale. Toate neamurile moldovene\u0219ti, surori, calanci, fra\u021bi, boturi groase&#8230; ne comand\u0103&#8230; urechile.<br \/>\n       500 de metri pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt echivaleaz\u0103 cu ochi arunca\u021bi la miliarde de ani lumin\u0103 pentru tot at\u00e2\u021bia yeni investi\u021bi. Mai mult \u00eenseamn\u0103 mai departe. C\u00e2t despre str\u0103mut\u0103rile celor 9.000 de galbeni&#8230; o nimica toat\u0103. Ia s\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi milioanele duse-n&#8230; pentru un baraj.<br \/>\n        Vosganianului, om de\u0219tept, i-ar sta mai bine discursul feroce \u00een locul neclarit\u0103\u021bii succesului de cas\u0103 european vaccinian. Din ipoteza celor 3 procente globale alocate doz\u0103rii trei concluzia se trage imediat.<br \/>\n       Idol&#8230;. Batistatului nu i-am purtat obedienta \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219ire de opinie. Iar figurii nicio urm\u0103 de simpatie. Cine i-a num\u0103rat fanii, s\u0103-i poarte \u0219i s\u00e2mbetele.<br \/>\n       Companionul, de partea cealalt\u0103 a baricadei politice, fostu-i \u0219ef de televiziune, \u00ee\u0219i spune(a) \u00een gu\u0219\u0103 c\u0103 va renun\u021ba la c\u0103l\u0103torii. Da\u2019 p\u00e2n-aci la hotel Sport din Poian\u0103 tot d\u0103 o fug\u0103. S\u0103 mai soarb\u0103 \u00een hol o cafelu\u021b\u0103 cu idolul speran\u021belor liberale. Ca pe vremuri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 decembrie 2021 Laser again. Pentawattic. La ce ne-o folosi? S-a-nmuiat bila. Metalica nucleu p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. 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