{"id":16686,"date":"2021-12-09T11:02:51","date_gmt":"2021-12-09T08:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16686"},"modified":"2021-12-09T11:02:51","modified_gmt":"2021-12-09T08:02:51","slug":"brigada-diverse-oi-slute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16686","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (O)i sl(u)te"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29, 30 noiembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n     S\u0103 se ad-noteze. Nu reneg efectele serurilor minune, amelioratoare, ci modul \u00een care se face, f\u0103r\u0103 testarea subiec\u021bilor medicali, f\u0103r\u0103 analize am\u0103nun\u021bite \u0219i un verdict asupra consecin\u021belor. M\u0103 pun totu\u0219i \u00eempotriva meschinelor publicit\u0103\u021bi, a celor care se las\u0103 momi\u021bi s\u0103 spun\u0103 adev\u0103ruri pe jum\u0103tate sau deloc, a persoanelor cu probleme de s\u0103n\u0103tate. De asemenea desfid sursa statal\u0103 nou acreditat\u0103: RO Vaccinare. \u0218i doamn\u0103&#8230;, nu am bolile dumneavoastr\u0103, s\u0103 fie clar!<br \/>\n    Uite cum s-a mers. Prima variant\u0103, cea\u021b\u0103 total\u0103, varianta Delta, \u00eentuneric, varianta Omicron ca suratele, bezn\u0103 profund\u0103. \u0218i-atunci, cum de se fac supozi\u021bii at\u00e2t de sumbre?<br \/>\n      De natur\u0103 identic\u0103, din stocul televiziunilor, noua formul\u0103 dedicat\u0103 analfabe\u021bilor func\u021bionali: litera\u021bie.<br \/>\n      Am fost martorul&#8230;. I se trage omului nu numai din&#8230;, e de-ajuns s\u0103 participe la o lansare de carte. M\u0103-ntreb ce are de spus &#8211; jur c\u0103 era de-ai autorului la singura discu\u021bie pe care-am avut-o cu domnul Cameliu &#8211; Dumnezeu&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Brusc, pescuitul negru-marin a devenit cancerigen.<br \/>\n      La v\u00e2n\u0103toare, b\u0103i&#8230;, nu la braconat! Ca s\u0103 nu spun c\u0103 la medic, la poli\u021bie \u0219i la directorul de banc\u0103 te duci ca la&#8230; pop\u0103.<br \/>\n     Numai un instantaneu cu un tsunami ne-ar lini\u0219ti fantezia c\u0103 suntem st\u0103p\u00e2nii planetei.<br \/>\n      \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tia \u0219i de Omicron, altfel se poate considera minune testul PCR. Acela\u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n     Periculoas\u0103, oribil\u0103. S\u0103 se marcheze propunerea mea: mortal\u0103. Varianta O.<br \/>\n      P\u0103rerile nu r\u0103m\u00e2n la u\u0219a bisericii, se amplific\u0103, se minimalizeaz\u0103, se&#8230;. Se ceart\u0103 enoria\u0219ul , fie \u0219i pentru c\u0103 nu are de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece la dumnezeu at\u00e2t de devreme. O fi p\u0103cat, n-o fi p\u0103cat vaccinarea. Cert este c\u0103 mort nu s-a mai \u00eentors nimeni de pe lumea ailalt\u0103.<br \/>\n     De-acu \u00eencolo, dup\u0103 ziua femeii, \u00een a b\u0103rbatului \u0219i celor 44 de pahare, ca \u0219i el, \u0219i ea s\u0103 termine cu ,,porc\u0103iala\u201d \u0219i cu r\u0103gaz de o zi s\u0103 se spele de&#8230; &#8211; nu de cele din urm\u0103 -, e de a\u0219teptat. Pe-un zece, unsprezece m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219or iese \u0103l mai crunt du\u0219man al noii tulpini coronavirusiene.<br \/>\n      Aha. Am venit acas\u0103. Pe drum \u00eens\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 bluze reflectorizante s-au \u021binut de capul unui \u0219ofer, desigur, tras pe dreapta. \u00cen scrupulozitatea lor le-a luat vreo 25 de minute s\u0103 se hot\u0103rasc\u0103 ce pedeaps\u0103 vor stabili. Preambulul lui Decembrie neamendabil. S\u0103 ne tr\u0103i\u021bi!<br \/>\n       Live sucks! Streaming is the best! A\u0219a nu ne mai l\u0103l\u0103ie\u0219te unul \u0219i altul care abia a pus m\u00e2na pe-o coard\u0103 \u0219i se crede Elvis. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te plata serviciilor muzicale&#8230;. B\u0103iete, trece-ne pe caiet. P\u00e2n-atunci bag\u0103 una de prob\u0103. P-aia cu ,,Buzele tale&#8230;!<br \/>\n      Ce dosar, ce secret? Cine i-a fost pe-aproape celei de pe bancnota de 20 de lei, interpreta, \u0219tia exact cauza mor\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Legea nucului. Legea porcului. Consult\u00e2nd seriozitatea personal\u0103, descop\u0103r aberantele ,,fi\u0219e de post\u201d. Principala preocupare a autorit\u0103\u021bilor, \u00eengrijorate inutil. Vedea-i-a\u0219 pe \u021b\u0103ranii agricultori declar\u00e2nd fr\u0103\u021bia r\u00e2tanilor domestici cu cei s\u0103lbatici \u0219i-apoi le-om t\u0103b\u0103ci pieile. La bog\u0103\u021bia lor \u0219i preocup\u0103rile cotidiene altceva mai bun nu au a face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 aga\u021be pe sub nasul r\u00e2m\u0103torului, \u00een co\u0219tea\u021b\u0103, halca din acela\u0219i frate s\u0103lb\u0103ticit. Mai departe. La cote\u021b ca la Pele\u0219: boto\u0219i de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103. Devin obseda\u021bi de v\u00e2n\u0103toare. Nu se \u0219tie c\u0103 \u021b\u0103ranul sadea n-a mai v\u0103zut pu\u0219coace de prin anii cincizeci ai secolului trecut? Dou\u0103 zile nu dai ochii cu belciugatul. La el ca la spitalul de boli contagioase: f\u0103r\u0103 vizite nejustificate ale str\u0103inilor. Ho\u021bul intr\u0103 \u00een aceea\u0219i categorie? \u0218i cam at\u00e2t.<br \/>\n     Cum se mai potrivesc ele&#8230;. Pele\u0219ul a intrat la ap\u0103. Blestemul t\u0103bli\u021belor g\u0103site la s\u0103parea funda\u021biei. Ori neglijen\u021ba administratorilor.<br \/>\n      C-acum se fac 32 de ani de la ultimul congres. Serios, chiar nu pute\u021bi l\u0103sa ceau\u0219escul s\u0103-\u0219i hodine pe veci tirania? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29, 30 noiembrie 2021 S\u0103 se ad-noteze. Nu reneg efectele serurilor minune, amelioratoare, ci modul \u00een care se face, f\u0103r\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16686"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16687,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16686\/revisions\/16687"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}