{"id":16659,"date":"2021-12-07T10:10:55","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T07:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16659"},"modified":"2021-12-07T10:10:55","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T07:10:55","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adulasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16659","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adula\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      \u0218i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se termine? La cas\u0103 niciodat\u0103. <strong>Adormii<\/strong> pe-o ureche, vorba vine, \u0219i m\u0103 trezii c-un chiloman de neajunsuri&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Mai schimb-un \u0219urub la clan\u021b\u0103, mai schimb-un bec&#8230;. Din \u0103stea-s de apartament. La curte apar diverse, iar de-i curte precum a lui Toaia, s\u0103 fi fost \u0219i \u00eentreprindere de stat de-odinioar\u0103, imposibil s\u0103 nu vrei mai mult, mai bun, mai trainic \u0219i mai ieftin. Ai mai mult, stric\u0103ciunile te cost\u0103 oricum o avere. Iaca un scaun \u00een c\u00e2rcium\u0103, nu mai este vin, s-au terminat fic\u0103\u021beii, am r\u0103mas cu un butoi de mur\u0103turi, au venit unii s\u0103 tocmeasc\u0103 sala pentru o onomastic\u0103, e \u00een spate ma\u0219ina cu  carne de pui, ,,Dane, fat\u0103 scroafa!\u201d&#8230; hii \u0219i h\u0103i! R\u0103m\u00e2i cu capul, <strong>adipsia<\/strong> e \u00een floare, ui\u021bi s\u0103 bei ap\u0103, s\u0103 mergi la WC &#8211; ,,Dane, s-a umplut haznaua!\u201d -, s\u0103 bagi \u00een gur\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 buc\u0103t\u0103ria ,,pute\u201d de m\u00e2ncare. Uzin\u0103 ai vrut, uzin\u0103 ai. Angaja\u021bi \u00een trei ture, fiecare cu metehnele lui, fiecare cu necazurile \u0219i nevoile lui, fiecare cu caracterul lui. Materie prim\u0103 continuu. Utilit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i \u00eentre\u021binere \u00een fiecare secund\u0103. N-ai gaze de la re\u021bea, butelii re\u00eenc\u0103rcabile. N-ai canalizare&#8230;. Aici voiam s\u0103 ajung. \u00cen disperarea patronului, ditai gaura pentru fecale se f\u0103cea ochi dup\u0103 mai pu\u021bin de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Cheam\u0103 vidanja, pl\u0103te\u0219te, umple-o odat\u0103, a\u0219teapt\u0103 pentru a doua oar\u0103, fiindc\u0103 s-a stricat, o mie de ani&#8230;. Solu\u021bia? Din trei variante locale, unul de pe la Coliba\u0219i, altul particular din ora\u0219 \u0219i cei de la IGO, mai bine, mai repede, mai sigur \u0219i oric\u00e2nd la dispozi\u021bie ma\u0219ina mea de sorbit dejec\u021bii. A lui, a lui Toaia. Fiind martori, sim\u021bind din plin, o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme, efectele extrac\u021biilor, izurile insuportabile. Se prind de haine. Mai ales de-ale mele, olfactivul personal, \u00een ciuda unui aparat nazal defect din na\u0219tere \u0219i ,,retu\u0219at\u201d c-un pumn servit de tata \u00eentr-o incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103 bachic\u0103 din tinere\u021be, oblig\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la inspir\u0103ri probatorii consecutive interminabile, ignorarea nefiind punctul meu forte. Se fixeaz\u0103 pe creier \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 nu se amelioreaz\u0103, m\u0103 tot auto miros \u0219i m\u0103 tot sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2ini. C\u0103-mi mai \u0219i spuneau ai mei: ,,Strici toat\u0103 apa \u0219i n-avem ce mai bea!\u201d C\u0103ci de la cl\u0103tire \u00een gur\u0103 &#8211; printre solu\u021biile cur\u0103\u021b\u0103rii de mizeria inspir\u0103rilor de odoare &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 la deversarea pe m\u00e2ini, de conjunctur\u0103, era numai un pas. \u00cenv\u0103\u021bat\u0103 \u00een situa\u021biile c\u00e2nd nimeni nu era \u00een preajm\u0103 \u0219i nici locul nu de\u021binea o ci\u0219mea, dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd negrul de pe antebra\u021be \u0219i palme se-ngro\u0219ase evident, iar cobor\u00e2rea de pe cas\u0103 ar fi scurtat \u0219i rezisten\u021ba \u00een timp, \u0219i volumul zilnic de munc\u0103. Umpleam gura cu ap\u0103 \u0219i-i d\u0103deam drumul \u00een jet ponderat pe m\u00e2ini. Ce-ar fi \u00eensemnat s\u0103 lu\u0103m trei r\u00e2nduri de niveluri la \u00eenc\u0103lecat? Dureri de genunchi, arderi de palme \u0219i t\u0103lpi, minute pierdute din montarea de tabl\u0103. A urmat, deci, partea cea mai de sus, \u00een spe\u021b\u0103 porc\u0103ria. Cu cinci-zece grade mai \u00eenclinat acoperi\u0219ul dec\u00e2t linia de cump\u0103n\u0103 a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, <strong>ad\u00e2ncit<\/strong> pe alocuri de greutatea depunerilor de z\u0103pad\u0103 din perioadele ,,apocaliptice\u201d ale R\u00e2mnicului, una la intrarea \u00een mileniul trei, de Revelion &#8211; \u0219i-acum rememorez cum la televizie se anun\u021ba o avalan\u0219\u0103 <strong>aerian\u0103<\/strong> de nea pe la orele 18, cum, dup\u0103 calculele mele, la kilometrul 21, restaurant-motel \u0219i born\u0103 de naviga\u021bie terestr\u0103 automobilistic\u0103, avea s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la miezul nop\u021bii, ceea ce a fost perfect prezis -, \u0219i alta \u00een 2012, dar \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 mai micu\u021be \u00eentre. Metodica aceea\u0219i: s\u0103 <strong>ad\u0103ug\u0103m<\/strong> lan\u021bi lega\u021bi longitudinali \u00eens\u00e2rma\u021bi, b\u0103tu\u021bi la cuie transversal, tabl\u0103 din toate resturile mihalceane, de la 0,4 la 0,5 mm, luat\u0103 nici pe gratis, \u00eens\u0103 nici scump\u0103. Tone. U\u0219or n-a fost nici aici, accesul f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se pe dou\u0103 sc\u0103ri, fixate pe partea mijlocie descris\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103lecatul p\u00e2n\u0103 la platforma cartonat\u0103 a fostei hale cu utilaje alezatoare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 se termine? La cas\u0103 niciodat\u0103. 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