{"id":16583,"date":"2021-12-02T11:45:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-02T08:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16583"},"modified":"2021-12-02T11:45:44","modified_gmt":"2021-12-02T08:45:44","slug":"brigada-diverse-status-ii-cam-orbita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16583","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Stat(u)s: (\u00ee)i c(a)m orbi(t)\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21, 27 noiembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ab\u021bineri? Zero! Predic\u021bioni\u0219tii \u0219i-au dat m\u00e2na \u0219i-au decretat: juma de milion, \u00een pas de cotilion, direct \u00een Babilon! Deceda\u021bi de covid, \u00een Europa. Mie-mi ies, dup\u0103 socoteala statistic\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, doar cei obi\u0219nui\u021bi cam trei milioane \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 300 de mii. De\u0219i nu-s toate statele de pe continent la fel de consistente-n popula\u021bie, nu iese num\u0103rarea mor\u021bilor nici dac\u0103 merg pe sfert p\u00e2n\u0103 la m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219orul lor limit\u0103. O alt\u0103 curiozitate. Chiar mici ca importan\u021b\u0103 (dar care a ajuns s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de insignifiant\u0103 dimpreun\u0103 cu locuitorii?), mai pu\u021bin de jum\u0103tate (aceea\u0219i) dintre \u021b\u0103ri nu sunt \u00een marea uniune, mai exact 23. O fi&#8230; din 50?<br \/>\n      M\u0103i&#8230; mo\u0219ule, at\u00e2ta lucru nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cl\u0103tirea prin mall-ul de unde te aprovizionezi, c\u0103 \u00eempiedicarea oamenilor s\u0103 aib\u0103 contacte e la fel de imposibil\u0103 precum ner\u0103s\u0103rirea soarelui pentru urm\u0103torii 2 milioane de ani? Pentru celelalte \u00eengrijor\u0103ri \u0219i recunoa\u0219teri, de facto, m\u0103car \u0219i-a dat seama. Vine valul cinci, cu \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 vaccinare, her director von institut koch!<br \/>\n      Cui \u00eei place \u00eentr-adev\u0103r anonimatul, bea cafeaua cel mult la serviciu, nu \u00een v\u0103zul geamurilor \u0219i cu fa\u021ba la pietoni. C\u0103 a absentat la negocieri&#8230; e parte din normalitate. A cam ie\u0219it din c\u0103r\u021bi, a primit \u00een loc de premierat o ciuc\u0103.<br \/>\n       \u00cen Bruxelles era frig \u0219i-n Aprilie. Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc nici la temperatur\u0103, nici la tonele de ap\u0103 presurizate \u00eendreptate spre ei.<br \/>\n       Condi\u021bionalul optativ nu \u00eencape \u00een regimul unei na\u021biuni s\u0103n\u0103toase, a unei omeniri \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een vigoare. Doar dac\u0103 vrem s\u0103 pred\u0103m regatul terran animalelor, ne putem permite s\u0103 judec\u0103m cine are drepturi \u0219i cine nu. C\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pu\u021bini, mult sau c\u00e2t i s-a ,,sortit&#8221;, sistemul de s\u0103n\u0103tate func\u021bioneaz\u0103 pentru to\u021bi. Se mai uit\u0103 un aspect. Nu toat\u0103 lumea ajunge de multe ori la spital \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea pl\u0103te\u0219te a cincea parte din c\u00e2\u0219tig fiindc\u0103&#8230; m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. \u0218i poate nu discut\u0103m cum eu asigurat, nevaccinat, pot fi v\u0103duvit de \u00eengrijiri medicale la nevoie.<br \/>\n       Care \u0219oc, nea Tudore? De la americani? Suntem \u0219i-a\u0219a&#8230; \u0219oca\u021bi.<br \/>\n       L\u0103sa\u021bi omul s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103. Nu i-a-mpins nimeni limitele. A\u021bi auzit de arbore genealogic? De al lui Iliescu.<br \/>\n    Ei! Deranj mare. Restric\u021bionarea intr\u0103rii \u00een mon\u0219trii sacri ai comer\u021bului rom\u00e2nesc, str\u0103inezi veni\u021bi s\u0103 mai ia \u0219i de la s\u0103raci, nu numai de la boga\u021bi, pune controalele \u00een func\u021bionare (c\u0103 de-aia plecar\u0103 intempestiv \u0103i europeni&#8230; de cum venir\u0103). S\u0103 opreasc\u0103 porcul din cocina noastr\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe masa noastr\u0103. Dar nu-i o noutate. Vaci, g\u0103ini \u0219i godaci din vechime avur\u0103 aceea\u0219i soart\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u00cenainte de toate, o&#8230; noutate. Demonstra\u021biile sunt inutile, \u00een\u0219el\u0103rile mele au ajuns la pragul zero. P\u0103rerile, contrare celor materne, au suport \u00een via\u021ba de zi cu zi. Situa\u021bia material\u0103 a popula\u021biei s-a ameliorat considerabil sau este pe cale s\u0103 devin\u0103 una extraordinar\u0103. Din viitorul pix de premier ciuc\u0103ian vor ie\u0219i ma\u0219ini pentru familioanele cu cel pu\u021bin trei copii. Ce s\u0103 mai&#8230;. Am ratat \u0219i de data aceasta, ca mai toat\u0103 via\u021ba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21, 27 noiembrie 2021 Ab\u021bineri? Zero! Predic\u021bioni\u0219tii \u0219i-au dat m\u00e2na \u0219i-au decretat: juma de milion, \u00een pas de cotilion, direct<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16584,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583\/revisions\/16584"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}