{"id":16511,"date":"2021-11-25T19:40:22","date_gmt":"2021-11-25T16:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16511"},"modified":"2021-11-25T19:40:22","modified_gmt":"2021-11-25T16:40:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-bag-icul-ici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16511","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (B)ag icu(l) ic(i)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>19 noiembrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      \u0218i-om fi serio\u0219i. Exist\u0103 o singur\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 vorbitoare de nem\u021beasca pur\u0103: Germania. Restul, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 azv\u00e2rlite h\u0103t, p\u00e2n\u0103-n Rom\u00e2nia, ciugulesc \u00een p\u0103r\u021bi mici sau st\u00e2lcit limba teutonilor. Ba mai sunt \u0219i coda\u0219e la vaccinare. Da-s cu gura pe de-alde noi care am fost mereu la urm\u0103.<br \/>\n      \u00cenchide-le, m\u0103! S-ar mai face de-un fier vechi pentru \u0103i de impun mi\u0219ele\u0219te pre\u021bul actual. \u0218i cu dou\u0103 vagoane, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 dou\u0103 \u0219ine pare c\u0103 tot aia e. I s-a pus cruce.<br \/>\n      La valul patru o precizie de ceasornicar. Pentru cinci nu sunt \u00eenc\u0103 predic\u021bii&#8230;. De mai sus de \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara lui Arafat.<br \/>\n      De altfel nu-i nicio sc\u0103pare. Mai bine ne \u00eemboln\u0103vim to\u021bi, ca s\u0103 fie siguri teoreticienii, practicienii, statisticienii \u0219i clasele conduc\u0103toare c\u0103 18-24 de luni e \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 omenirea. Ciudat. Pe testele deja f\u0103cute, la abia acum 18 luni de la declan\u0219area pandemiei, nu v\u0103d de unde au scornit termenul maxim de gra\u021bie.<br \/>\n       Nu numai la fran\u021buji. \u0218i la barcelonezi e desenat ora\u0219ul ca la carte, simetrie perfect\u0103.<br \/>\n      Genera\u021bia de aur a jucat. A\u0219a trebuie s\u0103 procedeze \u0219i adormi\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia \u00een ghetele de footbal. Degeaba aduci regele \u0219i pe baci, ambi\u021biile de glorie s-au restr\u00e2ns la cei noi \u00een bancnote de 1000 de euro. \u00cen buzunar. \u00cen fond ce s\u0103 fie? O meserie&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Lucrurile Grant-ioase se petrec \u00eentre oameni grandio\u0219i. Colea podul peste c\u0103ile ferate rom\u00e2ne adunate nod \u00een Gara de Nord, nu se isca, de nu pica plea\u0219c\u0103 Racovi\u021bei-Golescu palatul Belvedere \u0219i nici nu se inventa manufactura de tutun \u00een contul inglezului so\u021b.<br \/>\n       Cic\u0103 cine sap\u0103 groapa altuia, pic\u0103 \u00een ea. Miliardarul de pe Some\u0219 a \u0219i c\u0103zut \u00eentr-\u00eensa, a \u0219i murit \u00een ea. C\u0103 deh, mare fermier a fost, da\u2019 n-a \u021binut cont \u0219i dumnezeu de distinc\u021bia asta p\u0103m\u00e2ntean\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ete na! C\u0103-i mai spike dec\u00e2t spike-ul virusul. \u00ce\u0219i g\u0103si \u00een limbaj r\u00e2r\u00e2it mediul propice de-a se \u00eent\u0103ri \u0219i-a face praf cuplului de imuno-oncologi solu\u021bia miraculoas\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nu m\u0103 mir\u0103. Nici nu sunt \u00eempotriva vaccin\u0103rii. \u00cens\u0103, unde-i plan, nu e tocmeal\u0103. \u0218tirea ce fixa contractual 2023 tot ca an de furnizare a serului e adev\u0103rat\u0103. Vaccinarea f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se cu obligativitate ca nu cumva s\u0103 pasc\u0103 statele de penalit\u0103\u021bi la contracte, care, ca \u0219i suma de \u00eencasat, sunt exorbitante. La cel cu Pfizer. Aidoma celorlal\u021bi pretenden\u021bi la c\u00e2\u0219tiguri colosale.<br \/>\n        Dou\u0103\u2019\u0219\u2019unu \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit la opt, cam doi jumate. Cam at\u00e2t pentru iub\u0103re\u021bii de cai, \u00een mii lei. F\u0103c\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103-mi amintesc \u0103\u0219ti geamba\u0219i de se culc\u0103 \u0219i se omenesc cu patrupedele la mas\u0103, \u00een apartament, de m\u0103garul adus \u00een restaurant la o nunt\u0103, iac-acilea la noi, la D\u0103r\u00e2ma\u021bi. \u0102lora nu le-a mai t\u0103iat nimeni nicio amend\u0103. Le-a\u0219 fi tras c\u00e2teva bice pe spinare&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Golful pre\u0219edintelui este perfect valid \u00eentre activit\u0103\u021bile zilnice permise. Nu cu public.<br \/>\n       Curiozitatea apoftegmelor dulcaniene nu m\u0103 mai st\u00e2rne\u0219te de mult, \u00een schimb, nu pot trece cu vederea titlurile ziaristice ce au extras pentru un interviu luat vestitului&#8230; miraculoasa relevan\u021b\u0103: ,,Omul viitorului nu va mai fi niciodat\u0103 cel care a fost.\u201d Nea\u0219teptat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 mutr\u0103 indian, dup\u0103 halat medic, dup\u0103 omenie un nesim\u021bit. Sper, a\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 arbitru suprem, c\u0103 i s-a \u00eentors zicerea cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat, c\u0103 nimeni nu l-a pl\u00e2ns pe ultimul drum, cum nici el nu avea de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 boceasc\u0103 pe cei nevaccina\u021bi \u0219i mor\u021bi.<br \/>\n       De la nou\u0103 luni la \u0219ase, de la \u0219ase la trei, de la trei la o lun\u0103, de la o lun\u0103 la&#8230; zi. V\u0103 mai aminti\u021bi filmele cu r\u0103zboiul secund mondial? Schnelle, ausweiss! F\u0103r\u0103 niciun bitte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19 noiembrie 2021 \u0218i-om fi serio\u0219i. Exist\u0103 o singur\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 vorbitoare de nem\u021beasca pur\u0103: Germania. 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