{"id":16506,"date":"2021-11-24T09:12:29","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T06:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16506"},"modified":"2021-11-24T09:12:29","modified_gmt":"2021-11-24T06:12:29","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-nedumerire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16506","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Nedumerire"},"content":{"rendered":"

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C\u00e2nd lumea asta st\u0103 s\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2me,
\nplaneta-ntreag\u0103 p\u0103r\u00e2nd c\u0103 se sufoc\u0103
\niar t\u0103v\u0103lugul vie\u021bii preface \u00een f\u0103r\u00e2me
\np\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cea mai rezistent\u0103 roc\u0103…<\/p>\n

Se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 ast\u0103zi ni\u0219te fenomene
\nat\u00e2ta de ciudate, \u00een unicitatea lor
\n\u00eenc\u00e2t ie\u0219ii asear\u0103 pe prisp\u0103 \u00een izmene
\nfum\u00e2nd alene, sub bolta stelelor…<\/p>\n

St\u0103team a\u0219a, cu degetul la t\u00e2mpl\u0103
\n\u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam ce minte pot s\u0103 am
\nde nu-n\u021beleg deloc ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103
\n\u0219i c\u00e2t de fericit eram c\u00e2nd nu g\u00e2ndeam…<\/p>\n

Sau, poate, mi se pare numai mie
\nc\u0103 via\u021ba ni s-a cam \u00eentors pe dos
\nde vin\u0103 fiind aceast\u0103 mare pandemie
\n\u0219i acest virus foarte-foarte dubios…<\/p>\n

– Cum dracu`, absolvent de Medicin\u0103,
\ncu nou\u0103-zece ani de-at\u00e2ta meserie
\n\u0219i dup\u0103 toate astea, unu` poa` s\u0103 vin\u0103
\ns\u0103-\u021bi ia temperatura, tocmai \u021bie?<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, a ajuns un simplu paznic de la mall
\najuns acum precum un vajnic Cerber
\ns\u0103 te prezin\u021bi la el umil, cu capul gol
\nde e\u0219ti tu medic sau ai premiul Herder…<\/p>\n

Deci, iat\u0103, medicina a ajuns banalitate,
\no pierdere de vreme, inutil\u0103, a\u0219adar,
\ndac\u0103 un paznic dob\u00e2nde\u0219te-o calitate
\ndemn\u0103 doar de… medicul primar!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-a\u0219a se spulber\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o legend\u0103
\nc\u0103 Medicina este grea, costisitoare,
\nc\u00e2nd orice-agent de paz\u0103 cu-o agend\u0103
\nare \u0219i vaste aptitudini de diagnosticare!<\/p>\n

Bine, m\u0103car, c\u0103 nu pune diagnostic,
\nsau nu prescrie, cumva, \u0219i vreo re\u021bet\u0103,
\nc\u0103ci, pe c\u00e2t sunt eu at\u00e2ta de agnostic,
\nvoi renun\u021ba pe veci la astfel de fa\u021bet\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u0218i s\u0103 mai zicem \u0219i mersi c\u0103 la intrare
\nnu mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti tarif de consulta\u021bie
\nprecum la cabinetul medical… oricare
\n\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 este gratis aceast\u0103 ,,presta\u021bie\u201d…<\/p>\n

A\u021bi vrut egalitate \u0219i justi\u021bie ,,for all\u201d,
\n(c\u0103 nu putea\u021bi ca s\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi gura!)
\nVom avea medici s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc-un mall
\n\u0219i paznicii ne-or lua temperatura!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nedumerire C\u00e2nd lumea asta st\u0103 s\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2me, planeta-ntreag\u0103 p\u0103r\u00e2nd c\u0103 se sufoc\u0103 iar t\u0103v\u0103lugul vie\u021bii preface \u00een f\u0103r\u00e2me p\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16507,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16506\/revisions\/16507"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}