{"id":16490,"date":"2021-11-21T20:23:49","date_gmt":"2021-11-21T17:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16490"},"modified":"2021-11-24T09:22:15","modified_gmt":"2021-11-24T06:22:15","slug":"brigada-diverse-var-bator-trop-si-tr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16490","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)\u0103r b(a)tor, (t)rop (\u0219)i t(r)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18 noiembrie 2021 <\/strong><br \/>\n       Cui \u0219i de ce, nu se \u0219tie. \u00centreb\u0103torii ,,curiozit\u0103\u021bii\u201d lipirii unor categorii, chipurile str\u0103ine ideologic, nu socotesc cine sunt \u0219i ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 au woke-i\u0219tii, capitali\u0219tii \u0219i bandele huligane. Ap\u0103i n-or fi de-o teap\u0103 cu indigna\u021bii ca mine, ce prefer\u0103 s\u0103-njure \u0219i s\u0103 conteste totul \u0219i pe to\u021bi deopotriv\u0103 de-acas\u0103, n-or fi nici din cei c\u0103rora abia le fierbe con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00een \u021beast\u0103. Sigur au peste 25 \u0219i se opresc la maxim 40. Ce au \u00een comun? Neputin\u021ba de a vedea dincolo de ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i.<br \/>\n       Dintre rarisimele clipe de haz am ales pe aceea \u00een care la o m\u00e2n\u0103 st\u0103 un ceas cu cadran de contor. Ce m\u0103soar\u0103, mai pu\u021bin important. Altfel ne-am fi indignat de vreo jum\u0103tate de an \u00eencoace la marile scumpiri.<br \/>\n       B\u0103 Gheorghe, am f\u0103cut stagiul militar for\u021bat, asta nu-nseamn\u0103 c\u0103 m-am resemnat cu ideea c\u0103 oamenii trebuie s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een paca-paca cu pu\u0219coacele, c\u0103 ceea ce \u00eenchipuie un militar, orice, este comparabil cu un r\u0103zboi. Pandemia, s\u0103 fie clar, nu-i este de-o teap\u0103, precum nici vaccinul nu-i vreo arm\u0103. (De-aia s-a-narmat Arafat, la sfatul marelui coordonator militar pentru \u00eenvingerea pandemiei.) Un remediu, un tratament cu b\u0103taie lung\u0103 da la adresa imunit\u0103\u021bii.<br \/>\n       \u0218i-o s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 lumea de acas\u0103, Ciolo\u0219e, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a cu c\u00e2rca nu se mai omoar\u0103 nimeni. Certificate grena o s\u0103 ne mai cear\u0103, pentru cine \u0219tie ce&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Doar \u0103\u0219tia de decoreaz\u0103 ora\u0219ele mai \u00eenfrunt\u0103 cu for\u021be fizice proprii capitalismul pandemic. H\u0103rnicie \u00eenc\u0103 din Brumar. Pentru ce, m\u0103 rog, at\u00e2ta forfot\u0103? Parc\u0103 preconizar\u0103 guvernan\u021bii cu pre\u0219ele-n frunte \u00eenc-o lun\u0103 de ora 22 la scutece \u0219i-n b\u00e2rlog. 16-22,\/ ne cl\u0103tim ochii \u0219i noi\/ 22 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 5,\/ tot natul doarme-n opinci. Meri&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Dar din dar se face&#8230;. Calul de dar nu se caut\u0103&#8230;. Ofertele de Cr\u0103ciun nu se&#8230;. refuz\u0103. Norvegienii, bonomi, laponi&#8230; d\u0103nuiesc poporul c-o doz\u0103 supliment. De aceea \u0219i-au \u0219i propus s\u0103 re-restric\u021bioneze circula\u021bia \u0219i alte alea. Ca pe copii cu z\u0103h\u0103relul.<br \/>\n       Hai, m\u0103, v-a c\u0103(p)\u0219unat iar pe rom\u00e2ni \u0219i bulgari. C\u0103 li-s morgile pline de&#8230; nesim\u021bire \u0219i decese. C\u0103 nevaccinul le-a umplut. Da\u2019 vou\u0103, vesticilor, care v\u0103-n\u021bepar\u0103\u021bi de-a binelea, de ce \u00eenc\u0103 v\u0103 mor?<br \/>\n       I-auzi acilea. \u0218i Olanda&#8230; se-nchide \u0219i pune l\u0103cate pe cotidienele activit\u0103\u021bi, dar nu numai pe-o lun\u0103 de Undrea, ci pe tot iernatul.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 suspendasem pentru parcursul telefonului achizi\u021bionat de cur\u00e2nd din m\u0103runtaiele internetului. Firm\u0103 din Anglia, de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri, firm\u0103 de distribu\u021bie din China, transport cu escal\u0103 \u00een \u021bara lalelelor (coinciden\u021b\u0103 cu strada), o arunc\u0103tur\u0103 de b\u0103\u021b (or fi subteranele invocate de istorici?) la Sofia, una mic\u0103 la Ruse, la Buz\u0103u \u0219i hop la R\u00e2mnic! 17 zile. Zero lei transportul. La noi, de-aci de la Bucale, te-ajunge de parc\u0103 ar fi transbordare interplanetar\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nici nu vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu motivele pentru care constatarea de ne\u00eemboln\u0103vire, c\u00e2nd \u00een jur e pr\u0103p\u0103d, a ajuns \u0219tire. Destul e s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219tiu \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 apelez la blestemele autohtone&#8230;.<br \/>\n       De p\u0103\u021bit n-o s\u0103 p\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 nimic. Nu \u00een regimul \u0103sta iohanniscian. Samsarul de mijloace medicale umple destule buzunare. Procese \u00eempotriva lui? Cum au mai fost \u0219i-mpotriva altora, degeaba.<br \/>\n       Fotomodele \u00een niciun caz, \u00eens\u0103 nici chiar a\u0219a de str\u00e2mbi. \u0218i nici a\u0219a de salvatori. P\u0103i, de-or eradica \u0219i cancerul cu spike-urile lor, de ce-o s\u0103 mai crape omenirea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 noiembrie 2021 Cui \u0219i de ce, nu se \u0219tie. \u00centreb\u0103torii ,,curiozit\u0103\u021bii\u201d lipirii unor categorii, chipurile str\u0103ine ideologic, nu socotesc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16508,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16490\/revisions\/16508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}