{"id":16464,"date":"2021-11-18T17:22:58","date_gmt":"2021-11-18T14:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16464"},"modified":"2021-11-18T17:22:58","modified_gmt":"2021-11-18T14:22:58","slug":"brigada-diverse-sarat-si-nu-rob-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16464","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – ,,S\u0103rat\u201d (\u0219)i (n)u ro(b) e(u)"},"content":{"rendered":"

12 noiembrie 2021<\/strong>
\n Uitatele refuzuri, pierdutele inexplic\u0103ri de \u00eempotrivire. Despre vaccinurile uzuale, dezavuate de p\u0103rin\u021bi \u00eenaintea marii sciziuni pandemice.
\n S\u0103 le prind\u0103 50, cincizeci \u0219i-un pic de ani \u0219i le piere lor de craci goi din pricina fenomenului psihologic estetic, prim-planul tineresc, aspectul, ce le comand\u0103, dup\u0103 \u00eendelungi taton\u0103ri ale unei surate, Helig, s\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nce, chiar s\u0103 le stea inima din b\u0103taie – declara\u021bia ei -, dup\u0103 o a\u0219a-zis\u0103 ,,obiectificare sexual\u0103\u201d. N-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 repet, de\u0219i doar \u00een intimitatea lirismului propriu am ,,denun\u021bat\u201d ,,drumul\u201d furnicii-mam\u0103. \u0218tie ea mai bine ce nevoi are, o incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103 sangvin\u0103 programat\u0103 o duce prin cele mai grele condi\u021bii la final. Despuiat\u0103, b\u0103tut\u0103, nedormit\u0103 spre a-\u0219i \u00eendeplini scopul dumnezeiesc al perpetu\u0103rii speciei. Iar dup\u0103, se-mbrobode\u0219te \u0219i-\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219itul.
\n Fiecare indicativ cu pandemia ei. Dup\u0103 delta, omega. \u0218i-apoi….
\n Dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta vreme nu s-a conturat \u00eenc\u0103 o p\u0103rere indubitabil\u0103? Ce este aceea asigurare c\u00e2nd vine vorba despre via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i stadiile ei? E ca \u0219i cum te-ai ruga lui Dumnezeu. Uneori zadarnic. De aceea nimeni nu d\u0103 pronosticuri \u0219i nici nu desp\u0103gube\u0219te p-\u0103i de se vaccineaz\u0103.
\n Nu fur\u0103 nici Antonescu, nici Ponta pro\u0219ti, ci doar ,,romantici\u201d incurabili. Nu m\u0103 mir\u0103 c\u0103 un\/o simpatizant\u0103 a \u00eent\u00e2iului fsn-ist i-a calificat ca atare, nea Iulic\u0103 avea s\u00e2nge… rece politic.
\n De cur\u00e2nd, un prieten inducea batjocura suprem\u0103 a unuia dintre noi \u0219i pedeapsa ,,dreapt\u0103\u201d \u0219i ,,prompt\u0103\u201d divin\u0103. A primit ce-a blasfemiat. Treceam ,,cu vederea\u201d, de\u0219i nu mi-a picat bine la con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 parada de ur\u0103 \u0219i nici devremea plecare a fostului nostru coleg de \u0219coal\u0103, evident mai mare, \u00eens\u0103 pe facebook, de-o asem\u0103nare cople\u0219itoare, \u00een mult mai pu\u021bine cuvinte, cu mult mai pu\u021bin preten\u021bioase, dreptatea se \u00eemparte dup\u0103 moarte astfel: ,,R\u00e2deai de mine c\u0103 m-am vaccinat.\u201d
\n Cam scormone ziari\u0219tii pe la fundul butoaielor cu neispr\u0103vi\u021bi \u0219i ,,inspiratele\u201d lor fapte. B\u0103ie\u021bi, fuste obligatorii, \u0219colari. Nu mai dau omenirii mult p\u00e2n\u0103 la autodistrugere. Un an, doi.
\n C\u0103l\u0103toriile urbane \u00een comun…. O inutilitate sporit\u0103. Cam cum este investi\u021bia \u00een cinemauri. Sau \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u00centoarcerea la carul cu boi.
\n Arafat cere tratarea \u00een spital. Rafila recomand\u0103, ca la \u00eenceputurile pandemice, pastile de oricare sau din re\u021betarul medicului de familie, contactat telefonic.
\n ,,Ar fi\u201d-ul jurnalistic pune laolalt\u0103 covidul, violul \u0219i sinuciderea.
\n Hai s\u0103 rezolv\u0103m \u00eent\u00e2i problema camioanelor \u00een mul\u021bime \u0219i dup\u0103 ne-om lua \u0219i de pistele de biciclete. Iar p\u00e2n\u0103 la astfel de c\u0103i, pe care vi le-a\u0219 recomanda ca \u0103lor mici joaca p\u00e2n\u0103 pic\u0103 la\u021bi de oboseal\u0103, \u00eentre sate, mai bine le asfalta\u021bi \u00eent\u00e2i uli\u021bele ca s\u0103 nu li se fac\u0103 opt jen\u021bile. O tur\u0103 la vitez\u0103 mic\u0103 prin ele v-ar mai schimba optica \u0219i v-a\u021bi trece \u00een agende alte neajunsuri. \u0102sta cu ciclismul e un moft de teapa aceleia\u0219i return\u0103ri la obiceiurile lui tata-mare.
\n Pentru astfel de afirma\u021bii pe vremuri se ardea pe rug, se eviscera, se gaza ori, \u00een culmea indulgen\u021bei, se b\u0103ga \u00een pu\u0219c\u0103rie. Toxicitatea verbal\u0103 arafatian\u0103, ca \u0219i a tratamentului covid, va fi sanc\u021bionat\u0103 la timpul oportun. A\u0219a cum s-a redeschis dosarul Revolu\u021biei. Nefiind niciodat\u0103 prea t\u00e2rziu.
\n Acela\u0219i, preg\u0103tit azi pentru zilele acelea. Cu ,,pistol la br\u00e2u\u201d.
\n Le-o fi neamul lor maur, da’ nu \u0219i prost. Chiar dac\u0103-i deja t\u00e2rziu s\u0103 ie\u0219i la manifesta\u021bie pentru pre\u021burile duble, triple de la principalele \u0219i vitalele modalit\u0103\u021bi de trai modern: curentul electric \u0219i gazele naturale.
\n Nu m\u0103 pot \u00eenregimenta \u00eentre cei ce \u00eencearc\u0103 scuze tardive copiilor, c\u0103 eu n-am putut \u0219i s\u0103 le import lor neputin\u021ba mea. Nu mie, nou\u0103, abia ie\u0219i\u021bii din majorat, ni se poate imputa ceva, cuvintele noastre au \u00eensemnat ani buni nimic \u00een fa\u021ba celor cu fr\u00e2iele \u00een m\u00e2ini, ac\u021biunile noastre au fost reduse la mai nimic de c\u0103tre aceea\u0219i, dinainte \u0219i dup\u0103 c\u0103derea socialismului. Ni\u0219te nimeni care \u00eentre timp au ajuns la prima b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

12 noiembrie 2021 Uitatele refuzuri, pierdutele inexplic\u0103ri de \u00eempotrivire. Despre vaccinurile uzuale, dezavuate de p\u0103rin\u021bi \u00eenaintea marii sciziuni pandemice. S\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16465,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16464\/revisions\/16465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}