{"id":16381,"date":"2021-11-09T13:47:18","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T10:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16381"},"modified":"2021-11-09T13:47:59","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T10:47:59","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adipice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16381","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adipice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         De\u0219i port acul inser\u0103rilor anterioare&#8230;. \u00cenc\u0103.<br \/>\n         Nu e \u0219i pace. Din pricinile cunoscute, locale, Hanul Carpatin e ca \u0219i cum ar fi fost mereu o falang\u0103, alungit\u0103, a ora\u0219ului, poarta spre civiliza\u021bia vestic\u0103. <strong>Adjunct<\/strong>, director, r\u00e2ndean, golan, te cuprindea o curiozitate neb\u0103nuit\u0103, s\u0103 afli, s\u0103 pip\u0103i, s\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 uzezi de podoabele capitaliste dosite de tiri\u0219tii \u0219i str\u0103inii opri\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i goleasc\u0103 prea plina vezic\u0103 acolo. Inclusiv ei chiti\u021bi s\u0103 poposeasc\u0103 la loc ferit \u0219i totu\u0219i la vedere. Pref\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se interesa\u021bi de naturelul rom\u00e2nesc, <strong>admirau<\/strong> \u00een orb peisajul de dincolo de \u0219osea, \u00een timp ce r\u00e2mniceanul sorta marfa, cu m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ochi viclean\u0103\/ne. Blugi, geci, parfumuri, \u021big\u0103ri, gum\u0103&#8230;. Se sub\u00een\u021belege, \u0219i altele. Cu gesturi de <strong>actri\u021be<\/strong> mime, jura\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la a se despuia la pielea goal\u0103 \u2013 dovedind c\u0103 na\u021bia ni se trage din popula\u021bia <strong>adamit\u0103<\/strong> -: ,,S\u0103 moar\u0103 mama dac\u0103 am luat ceva!\u201d Din codul bunelor rela\u021bii rom\u00e2no-&#8230;. <strong>Adecvau<\/strong> limbajul dup\u0103 nevoile de distragere \u0219i cantitatea dosit\u0103. \u0218i-a mers vreme \u00eendelungat\u0103, <strong>aderar\u0103<\/strong> la comer\u021bul cu \u00een\u0219elata destule personaje fistichii, <strong>adna\u021bii<\/strong> diversific\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ,,manierele\u201d \u0219i subtilit\u0103\u021bile subtiliz\u0103rii. \u0218i am impresia c\u0103 am fost c\u00e2ndva martor \u0219i dornic s\u0103 m\u0103 cap\u0103t, contra cost, cu niscai blug\u0103raie. \u00centrerupt de interven\u021bia mili\u021bienilor. Sc\u0103pat ca prin urechile acului prin <strong>adop\u021bia<\/strong> st\u0103rii de nou-venit. Mi-am dat seama \u00eenc\u0103 de pe atunci c\u0103 nu eram f\u0103cut pentru a\u0219a ceva. Nici s\u00e2nge rece nu aveam, de\u0219i de spaim\u0103 mi-a \u00eenghe\u021bat totdeauna, nici tehnici de ,,negociere\u201d nu eram capabil s\u0103 inventez instantaneu. De aceea&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Urm\u0103toarele descinderi la Carpatin au avut rol precis: ad\u0103post pentru Oltcit-ul lui Viorel, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat la pornire la vreo trei sute de metri pe \u0219osea, \u00eempins anevoie&#8230;; ad\u0103post pentru Dacia lui Relu, decedat\u0103 \u00eenaintea unei deplas\u0103ri la Foc\u0219ani cu Geamba\u0219u &#8211; am povestit c\u00e2ndva -, resuscitat\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 de tat\u0103l lui, pe-un ger de cr\u0103pa \u0219urubelni\u021ba-n dou\u0103&#8230;, cum o fi rezistat bietul&#8230;; dezbatere hotar dintre ap\u0103 \u0219i cl\u0103dire. <strong>Adpre\u0219i<\/strong> arborelui p\u0103rintesc, refuzul c\u00e2mpene\u0219tii lucr\u0103ri nu \u00eenc\u0103pea. Cu toate impedimentele ducerii la bun sf\u00e2r\u0219it \u0219i nemul\u021bumirile personale. Replicile lui tata cuprinz\u00e2nd argumente solide: ,,M\u00e2nca\u021bi&#8230; la iarn\u0103!\u201d,  ,,Face\u021bi ce v\u0103 zic eu!\u201d, ,,S\u0103 vezi ce-i fac lu\u2019 m\u0103-ta c\u00e2nd ajungem acas\u0103!\u201d&#8230;. Degeaba \u00eencercam s\u0103 ne adres\u0103m cu vocabular ponderat, s\u0103 nu ne aud\u0103 tot personalul, tonul ridicat al lui papa impunea t\u0103cere. \u0218i-n versuri<strong> adonice<\/strong> de-am fi cuv\u00e2ntat \u0219i nu l-am fi putut clinti. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103&#8230; ne-am conformat. G\u0103sim noi timp s\u0103 ne repunem la loc fiecare mu\u0219chi <strong>aductor<\/strong> desprins dup\u0103 sutele de \u00eentinderi, g\u0103sim noi o solu\u021bie, fie hanul c\u00e2t de-nalt, s\u0103 a\u0219ez\u0103m jgheaburile, burlanele, aticurile \u0219i pervazurile de tabl\u0103. \u0218i-om da la pace cu dul\u0103ul s\u0103 nu ne h\u0103rt\u0103neasc\u0103 \u0219alvarii. C\u0103ci la a\u0219a anvergur\u0103, zece paznici nu fac c\u00e2t un c\u00e2ine lup bine \u0219i des hr\u0103nit din dota r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021belor de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. El ne-a ponderat \u00een limbari\u021b\u0103 \u0219i amplitudine, fiindc\u0103 \u0219i <strong>adormit<\/strong>, \u0219i de la distan\u021b\u0103 considerabil\u0103 ciulea urechile \u0219i i se f\u0103cea de cercetare. Argumentul prim de nefacere, la care cel de canini \u00een gamb\u0103 s-a lipit perfect, a fost retras dup\u0103 privirile de aproape aruncate&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De\u0219i port acul inser\u0103rilor anterioare&#8230;. \u00cenc\u0103. Nu e \u0219i pace. Din pricinile cunoscute, locale, Hanul Carpatin e ca \u0219i cum<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16383,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16381\/revisions\/16383"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}