{"id":16365,"date":"2021-11-07T21:07:54","date_gmt":"2021-11-07T18:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16365"},"modified":"2021-11-07T21:07:54","modified_gmt":"2021-11-07T18:07:54","slug":"brigada-diverse-la-zid-osb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16365","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (L)a zi(d) Os(b)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>30, 31 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Am ciulit urechile \u0219i m-am \u00eempotrivit instantaneu. De unde at\u00e2tea cazuri de covid la Muge\u0219ti? \u0218i ce \u00eempotrivire&#8230;. E de-ajuns s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 unul gre\u0219it ca s\u0103 se r\u0103sp\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 zvonurile eronate. La o lectur\u0103 corect\u0103, o \u0219tire real\u0103: nicio urm\u0103 de virus la munte.<br \/>\n       Ap\u0103i p\u0103tat, dar viu. M\u0103 dezacordez de Dante. Eroarea e doar o stare de fapt, o alt\u0103 idee a realit\u0103\u021bii, una dintre variantele posibile. Diferit\u0103 de norm\u0103. Dar nu cea mai rea \u0219i nici cea mai p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103.<br \/>\n       Dac-am luat-o pe partea rezonan\u021bei&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 mai zic\u0103 elefan\u021bii? Pu\u021bin\u0103 matematic\u0103, nu \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, depune unui obiect o vibra\u021bie, ea nu se schimb\u0103 deloc. Mai grav este c\u0103 unii nu \u00een\u021beleg propor\u021biile: mare &#8211; pu\u021bini hertzi; mic &#8211; cu nemiluita. La m\u0103rimea virusului, 5,5 este imposibil.<br \/>\n       At\u00e2ta au putut, at\u00e2t vom avea, de vom avea: o&#8230; ciuc\u0103.<br \/>\n       P\u0103m\u00e2ntul poate mai mult de 7,9 miliarde actualizate. Ce vor nea \u0103\u0219tia cu windows, cu funda\u021biile S sau vaccini\u0219tii de frunte, \u00een cur\u00e2nd va fi treaba altora.<br \/>\n       Aoleu, ce lamentare! Iat\u0103 c\u0103 mor\u021bii sunt opera \u0219o\u0219ocilor, anteni\u0219tilor, auri\u0219tilor&#8230;. \u00cei num\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i pe cei care decedeaz\u0103 curent? Ca s\u0103-i b\u0103g\u0103m odat\u0103 dup\u0103 gratii&#8230;. Nebun e cine-i ascult\u0103 \u0219i pe unii, \u0219i pe al\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Ipotez\u0103 corect\u0103. Ai ridicat p\u0103m\u00e2nte\u0219te la grad maxim alte civiliza\u021bii, le-ai furnizat tehnologia la fileul cuantic, de ce nu-i crezi \u00een stare s\u0103 fie f\u0103c\u0103tori de univers. O \u00eentrebare prin ridicare la absurd. \u0218i ei unde erau c\u00e2nd au dat cu big-bang-un vid? A\u0219a au dedus harvardezii c\u0103 noi suntem precum frigiderele, de clas\u0103 C, incapabili s\u0103 facem ce presupun ei c\u0103 ar putea al\u021bii&#8230;. Visele unora&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Noaptea lumea doarme. Un studiu de numai c\u00e2teva ore ar constata c\u0103 99,99% din popula\u021bie trage la aghioase pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce se-ngroa\u0219\u0103 \u00eentunericul. Doar c\u00e2\u021biva noctambuli freac\u0103 \u0219oselele cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 treab\u0103, nici lor nefiindu-le lesne s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 ochii deschi\u0219i. Cei ce propun \u0219i reu\u0219esc s\u0103 impun\u0103 restric\u021bii la orele somnului or \u0219ti?<br \/>\n       Din moment ce-o dezv\u0103lui, la ce mai nume\u0219ti scrisorica deschis\u0103? Lui Arafat \u00eens\u0103 nu scripte manenturi \u00eei trebuie, ci o scoatere la pensie.<br \/>\n       Ce frumos sun\u0103-n rom\u00e2ne\u0219te asumare. Oare \u00een maghiar\u0103 ar suna la fel?<br \/>\n       Oamenii cu nevoi se numesc nevoia\u0219i. Simple sau compuse, nu pot atinge zecemiile lunare, bani da\u021bi pe nimicuri ale \u00eent\u00e2iului finan\u021bist rom\u00e2n.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      Imediat m\u0103 pun pe calculat. Numai s\u0103 scrie corect semnele ini\u021biatorul. Rom\u00e2n, englez, francez&#8230;, to\u021bi cu un singur reglement. Ce spune limpede c\u0103 egal nu echivaleaz\u0103 implic\u0103.<br \/>\n      Nu numai inglezii admit c\u0103-s necurate lucrurile. Prin multe p\u0103r\u021bi de lume al naibii vaccin mai r\u0103u face dec\u00e2t vindec\u0103.<br \/>\n      Aceea\u0219i ciuc\u0103\/cioac\u0103 d\u0103 dezlegare la punerea \u00een scen\u0103 a unei noi piese de teatru. Cheam\u0103 la d\u00e2nsul actori, responsabili, politici. \u00cen noua stagiune &#8211; ,,Cu pistoalele pe mas\u0103\u201d.<br \/>\n      Mai adineauri mi se confesa o mam\u0103 cum microbul nu \u021bine cont de v\u00e2rst\u0103, ras\u0103, sex, genul spitalului: particular ori de stat. De aceea m\u0103 ia cu friguri c\u00e2nd un str\u0103ina\u0219 declar\u0103 internarea unica \u0219ans\u0103. Poate la&#8230; moarte.<br \/>\n       Te dezam\u0103gesc, prietene, s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 s\u00e2ngele de pe baricadele alegerilor a fost al c\u0103r\u0103u\u0219ilor candidatului. Culorile, siglele, discursurile \u0219i doctrinele n-au nicio importan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30, 31 octombrie 2021 Am ciulit urechile \u0219i m-am \u00eempotrivit instantaneu. De unde at\u00e2tea cazuri de covid la Muge\u0219ti? \u0218i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16366,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16365\/revisions\/16366"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}