{"id":16348,"date":"2021-11-04T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16348"},"modified":"2021-11-04T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-04T18:53:00","slug":"brigada-diverse-era-n-spate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16348","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E)ra-n s(p)ate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>30 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Vorba lu&#8217; frate-miu: Ce-\u021bi pas\u0103? Ai salariu!<br \/>\n      Vorba mea: D\u0103 tu, termoenergeticule, c\u00e2teva sute de lei pe-un boiler, c\u0103 ai de unde! \u0218i uite-a\u0219a mai trece-o toamn\u0103 friguroas\u0103 prin apartamentele centralizate.<br \/>\n      \u00centr-un ora\u0219 mic oamenii-s mai nevoia\u0219i, da-n buricele \u021b\u0103rii z\u0103u c\u0103 nu le-a\u0219 pl\u00e2nge de mil\u0103. Mi-a r\u0103s\u0103rit o imagine deodat\u0103 cu aceste triste, dezolante \u0219i descurajatoare \u00eendemnuri de ap\u0103 c\u0103lie \u0219i c\u0103ldur\u0103-ntre pere\u021bii apartamentelor la cuplare electric\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103 mir c\u0103 \u0219eriful termofic\u0103rii n-a schi\u021bat \u0219i vreo proliferare de amenin\u021b\u0103ri -: prin dosul Centrului vechi bucure\u0219tean, \u00eentr-o prelung\u0103 a\u0219teptare la semafor, g\u00e2ndeam la costul unei ruine cu etaj prins\u0103-ntre dou\u0103 alte cl\u0103diri, ned\u00e2ndu-i mai mult de suta de mii de euro. Evaluarea fusese corect\u0103, spa\u021biul \u00eengust, nu mai mare de patru metri, degradarea \u0219i imposibilitatea red\u0103rii unei noi forme &#8211; vechitura avea c\u00e2teva onduleuri murale istorice &#8211; n-o treceau dincolo de miliardele cinci antice pecuniare. Contrat, c\u00e2nd am dat glas estim\u0103rii, de \u0219oferul conjunctural: ,,S-o crezi tu, b\u0103!\u201d Nimic depreciativ, doar o uzan\u021ba amical\u0103. ,,Face juma de milion ca popa!\u201d Euroistic, respectiv nicio referire la d\u0103sc\u0103lime. De-aia nepl\u00e2ngerea de mil\u0103. Stau pe comori, dar nu-s \u00een stare s\u0103-\u0219i monteze o central\u0103, de oricare.<br \/>\n       Apoi. Nu ,,propunerea\u201d directorului Termoenergetica mi-a dat ap\u0103 la moar\u0103 (la debitul (!) verbal), ci chipu-i, decupat din tiparele bandelor mafiote. V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l, mi-am amintit chelio\u0219ii (a lui calvi\u021bie debordeaz\u0103) comuni\u0219ti, tovar\u0103\u0219ii cu ranguri \u0219i v\u00e2rste superioare, neg\u0103sind la ei tr\u0103s\u0103turile care bag\u0103 (b\u0103gau) spaima-n oameni. Poate doar uit\u0103tura lui Dejeu&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Hello Dolly! Oaia merinos rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Asta-i vr\u0103jeal\u0103, nea economie, odat\u0103 pre\u021bul suit la cota 2000, acolo r\u0103m\u00e2ne. Compens\u0103rile promise dureaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la&#8230;, iar\u0103 dup\u0103, vai de ea b\u00e2rsan\u0103! Tehnic, sutele dou\u0103 sau trei, pe la curent sau la gaz, sunt o discriminare \u0219i nu \u021bin de socoteala restrictiv\u0103 a statului, ci doar de a distribuitorului. El trec\u00e2nd pe factur\u0103 c\u00e2t dore\u0219te. A emis-o, o pl\u0103te\u0219ti. N-o pl\u0103te\u0219ti, stai pe-ntuneric \u0219i sufli-n lum\u00e2nare.<br \/>\n       Nu Gary Oldman trebuia s\u0103 joace rolul lui Churchill, Busu nostru era mai potrivit, chiar leit, compar\u00e2nd cu ce le-a ie\u0219it machiorilor englezi.<br \/>\n      Propunerile p\u0103rta\u0219ilor la fereastra facebook sunt din ce \u00een ce mai&#8230; curajoase. De\u0219i termenul este congruent de facto cu idioate. Dup\u0103 faimoasa metod\u0103 de a \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2teva zile, trec la chestiuni mai subtile. \u00cen doar ,,3 minute \u0219i 24 secunde devii mai informat, mai inteligent, mai&#8230; rom\u00e2n!\u201d Viziona\u021bi, deci!<br \/>\n       Tot rom\u00e2nul \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te binele, niciunul moartea. De aceea mul\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc un remediu \u00een vaccinare. Analiz\u00e2nd situa\u021bia&#8230;. Cine dintre to\u021bi cei ce-au ajuns la remediul vaccinal, \u0219i nu tratamental, v\u0103 poate l\u0103muri c\u0103 e bine ca ei \u0219i nu ca tine? Vreunul? Niciunul! E la ghici \u0219i la ei.<br \/>\n      Zg\u00e2nd\u0103rind dejec\u021biile ob\u021bii o duhoare greu suportabil\u0103 spre deloc. Prin urmare, stimul\u00e2nd celulele toate s\u0103 poarte r\u0103zboaie vei destabiliza un \u00eentreg organism. De-aici \u0219i reac\u021biile adverse. De aici \u0219i chipul plin de mirare al premierului englez. Nu reproduc popular britanic parafraza aferent\u0103, recurg la vestita traducere a Irinei Nistor: ,,Cum naiba se infecteaz\u0103 mai mult\u0103 lume c\u00e2nd avem vaccina\u021bi cu nemiluita?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 octombrie 2021 Vorba lu&#8217; frate-miu: Ce-\u021bi pas\u0103? Ai salariu! Vorba mea: D\u0103 tu, termoenergeticule, c\u00e2teva sute de lei pe-un<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16348"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16349,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16348\/revisions\/16349"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}