{"id":16334,"date":"2021-11-04T00:40:11","date_gmt":"2021-11-03T21:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16334"},"modified":"2021-11-04T00:40:11","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T21:40:11","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-de-ziua-copilului-teraselor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16334","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – De Ziua Copilului Teraselor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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La dracu` cu copacii… vie\u021bii
\n\u0218i contraziceri cu b\u0103ie\u021bii
\nCare spun c\u0103 sunt un la\u0219
\n\u0218i nu-mi pas\u0103 de ora\u0219…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 sunt ultra, c\u0103 sunt prea…
\nC\u0103 nu vor ce to\u021bi ar vrea…
\nC\u0103 de ce am zis ce-am zis…
\nC\u0103 prea multe am omis…<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 zic? A\u0219a o fi!
\nC\u0103 sunt al\u021bii care-or \u0219ti
\nMult mai bine dec\u00e2t mine
\nCe e r\u0103u \u0219i ce e bine!<\/p>\n

Iaca tac \u0219i nu mai zic!
\nStau \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai implic
\n\u0218i a\u0219tept cu-nfrigurare,
\nM\u00e2ine, Marea \u00cemb\u0103tare!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci m\u00e2ine ie\u0219im din case
\n\u0218i d\u0103m buzna la terase!
\nDar sta\u021bi \u0219i nu n\u0103v\u0103li\u021bi,
\nDoar pu\u021bin s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi!<\/p>\n

\u00cent\u00e2i, mese sunt pu\u021bine,
\nCare, vor fi toate pline,
\nChiar dac\u0103 sunt distan\u021bate
\nVor fi mereu ocupate!<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103-\u021bi faci o rezervare
\n\u00ce\u021bi trebuie o programare
\nCare, trebuia f\u0103cut\u0103,
\nDin pandemia trecut\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei bere la metru,
\n\u021ai se d\u0103 un termometru
\nCare-\u021bi ia temperatura
\nS\u0103 nu r\u0103ce\u0219ti… b\u0103utura!<\/p>\n

Prezin\u021bi apoi buletinul
\nDe vrei s\u0103 se fac\u0103 plinul!
\nDar, nu te bucuri de el,
\nC\u0103ci n-ai semnat \u00een tabel!<\/p>\n

\u0218i de-aia-\u021bi trebe buletinul,
\nS\u0103 \u0219tie kharma, destinul
\nDac\u0103 vor s\u0103 te loveasc\u0103,
\nS\u0103 \u0219tie un` s\u0103 te g\u0103seasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dar stai, \u00eenc\u0103 n-ai sc\u0103pat!
\n(Nu, nu vei fi microcipat!)
\nDoar ai nevoie, peste toate,
\n\u0218i de-un… card de s\u0103n\u0103tate!<\/p>\n

Ce dac\u0103 e picat sistemul?
\nTu ignor\u0103-l, c\u0103ci blestemul
\nN-are efect la teras\u0103
\nCi doar dac\u0103 stai \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n

Mai lipse\u0219te s\u0103 urmeze
\nCa timpul s\u0103-l limiteze:
\nCinci minute la o bere
\nC\u0103 mai vrea \u0219i altu`, vere!<\/p>\n

Dac-a\u0219a o s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple,
\nLucrurile nu sunt simple
\nDec\u00e2t ,,liber\u201d la teras\u0103,
\nMai bine ,,legat\u201d \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103-i vorba despre mine
\nSper s\u0103 mai am \u0219i cu cine
\nS\u0103 beau bere la teras\u0103
\nDup\u0103 ce-oi ie\u0219i din cas\u0103!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, m\u0103 tem ca nu cumva,
\nDac-o fi \u0219i s-o-nt\u00e2mpla,
\nCa \u00een aste vremi confuze
\nOr s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 refuze! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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