{"id":16273,"date":"2021-10-28T20:04:26","date_gmt":"2021-10-28T17:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16273"},"modified":"2021-10-28T20:04:26","modified_gmt":"2021-10-28T17:04:26","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-casa-un-var-avui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16273","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – P(e) ca(s)\u0103 (u)n (v)ar a(v)ui"},"content":{"rendered":"

24 octombrie 2021<\/strong>
\n S-a rezolvat problema oamenilor f\u0103r\u0103 locuin\u021b\u0103. Le va \u021bine de ad\u0103post masca \u0219i dezinfectantul puse la dispozi\u021bie de Nicu\u0219or de Bucure\u0219ti.
\n De la st\u00e2nga la dreapta: ,,S\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 relaxarea\u201d, automobil, pieton, camion. St\u0103m prost cu calculul ochiometric al vitezei. Ceea ce fatalizeaz\u0103 clipele.
\n C\u00e2nd ,,\u0219tii\u201d cu ce ,,prafuri\u201d lucrezi, ai \u0219i solu\u021bia salvatoare, ponderatoare. Nu ridici din umeri la fiecare \u0219aisprezece mii de cazuri docto-ne\u0219tiutor.
\n To\u021bi ale\u0219ii trebuie pu\u0219i pe bar\u0103, nu numai aureii. Instigarea \u0219i \u00eengr\u0103direa lu\u00e2ndu-se de m\u00e2n\u0103 dintotdeauna.
\n Curajos nen-tu Dacian, responsabil. Pretendent la gestionarea…. C\u0103zut cu succes. Ca \u0219i \u00eencerc\u0103rile de-a pune fr\u00e2u pandemiei \u0219i cre\u0219terilor de pre\u021buri – numi-le-vom dublo-tripl\u0103ri -: \u0103sta da adev\u0103r politic!
\n Mai r\u0103u…. Mai bine de locul prim nu se poate. C\u00e2nd ai cei mai mul\u021bi deceda\u021bi procentual, c\u00e2t de mai grav s\u0103 fie? Doar s\u0103 murim cu to\u021bii. \u0218i-a\u0219a umbrim p\u0103m\u00e2ntul degeaba.
\n Scenarita a picat. St\u00e2nga pierde, generalul c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103. Parlamentul \u0219i Pre\u0219edintele pot visa lini\u0219ti\u021bi mar\u021bieni.
\n Spune\u021bi democra\u021bie? Spune\u021bi Polonia? Sau oricare stat mai de teapa noastr\u0103? O iluzorie fanto\u0219\u0103.
\n Universit\u0103\u021bile au luat-o razna de mult. Din lips\u0103 de teme \u0219i preocup\u0103ri, atenteaz\u0103 la expresii, d\u00e2ndu-le tente depreciative. Un-om-spectacol echivaleaz\u0103 sexismul.
\n Tratamentele inhalatorii sunt baza \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219irii neamului. Hrana spiritualit\u0103\u021bii precare rom\u00e2ne. Abur pentru covid, abureli pentru popor.
\n Duritatea se m\u0103soar\u0103 cu alte unit\u0103\u021bi de m\u0103sur\u0103, nu cu amenin\u021barea, nici cu \u00een\u021bepatul, nici cu imobilizarea la domiciliu, zi-noapte variabile. Anii aceia de constr\u00e2ngeri au disp\u0103rut.
\n Una \u0219tim, una facem. De-alde \u021burca, zb\u00e2n\u021buitul pe tu-ta-tu-ta, tu, ta sunt neproductive.
\n Virusul r\u0103sp\u00e2ndac \u00ee\u0219i are s\u0103la\u0219 \u00een social. \u0218i-unde-s mul\u021bi, covi spore\u0219te. Mai cur\u00e2nd \u00eenchiderile \u00een sine ne mai pot salva, nu dictatele arafatice.
\n S\u0103rmana logic\u0103. S\u0103 le-o pui \u00een spinare neferici\u021bilor f\u0103r\u0103 de petrol. S\u0103 nu te chite\u0219ti c\u0103-i fals\u0103 ipoteza salariului versus consum.
\n \u00cencarcerarea la 78 de ani are iz de inutilitate. De teapa pedepsei primite: pe via\u021b\u0103. A cui?
\n \u00cen ingratitudinea \u0219i arogan\u021ba sa a trecut de partea \u00een\u021belep\u021bilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103. \u0218i-l suspectez de boala idio\u021beniei. Un singur pelerinaj prin magazine i-ar fi adus argumente solide pentru reconsiderarea pozi\u021biei asupra esen\u021bialismului. Premier, de altfel, neesen\u021bial.
\n T\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103ul s\u0103ritor la scor \u00eenc\u0103 neavizat face furori la secundariatul Nato. Ap\u0103i, nici nu \u0219tii ce s\u0103 mai crezi.
\n T\u0103t\u0103rel, v\u0103lurel, cinci \u00ee\u021bi vine m\u0103nu\u0219el. Mai ceva ca Nostradamus.
\n Cine a mai auzit de Africa? Oms-ul? De ce nu le trimit vaccinuri pentru m\u0103car o dat\u0103? Ca s\u0103 nu mai moralizeze europenii c\u0103 primesc \u0219i a treia doz\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

24 octombrie 2021 S-a rezolvat problema oamenilor f\u0103r\u0103 locuin\u021b\u0103. Le va \u021bine de ad\u0103post masca \u0219i dezinfectantul puse la dispozi\u021bie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16273"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16274,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16273\/revisions\/16274"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}