{"id":16260,"date":"2021-10-27T19:47:21","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T16:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16260"},"modified":"2021-10-27T19:47:21","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T16:47:21","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-cobai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16260","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Cobai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Cobai<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>L-am v\u0103zut pe Cataram\u0103<br \/>\ncare, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio team\u0103<br \/>\nieri, s-a autoinfectat<br \/>\nsimplu \u0219i&#8230; televizat.<\/p>\n<p>El a vrut, \u00een acest fel,<br \/>\ns\u0103 ne amintim de el<br \/>\nca de un om f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103<br \/>\nce moralul ni-l ridic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i n-a zis de dou\u0103 ori<br \/>\nc\u0103ci la&#8230; conlocuitori<br \/>\na g\u0103sit ce-a c\u0103utat:<br \/>\nvirus bun de infectat!<\/p>\n<p>Eu mai sper c\u0103 o s\u0103 vin\u0103<br \/>\nchiar \u0219i dup\u0103 carantin\u0103<br \/>\ns\u0103 ne spuie cum a fost<br \/>\n\u0219i dac\u0103 s-a sim\u021bit prost!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 ne dea, detaliate,<br \/>\nsimptomele \u00eencercate:<br \/>\na tu\u0219it, sau str\u0103nutat<br \/>\nori mercurul i-a urcat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Au avut temperatur\u0103<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 masca pe figur\u0103?<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103, mai \u00eent\u00e2i de toate:<br \/>\nmai are imunitate?<\/p>\n<p>Virusul \u0219i-a f\u0103cut treaba<br \/>\nsau ne-am speriat degeaba?<br \/>\nA fost el de calitate<br \/>\nsau doar o banalitate?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 nu-i pare r\u0103u<br \/>\nc\u0103 \u0219i el \u0219i fiul s\u0103u<br \/>\nau ales se expun\u0103<br \/>\nriscului de&#8230; moarte bun\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Or s\u0103 treac\u0103 pai\u0219pe zile<br \/>\n\u00een care vor lua pastile<br \/>\n\u0219i vor sta \u00een izolare<br \/>\n\u00een vila pe care-o are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, eu am o \u00eentrebare<br \/>\n\u0219i-o curiozitate mare:<br \/>\nde ce-a vrut el infectare<br \/>\ndin surse&#8230; minoritare?<\/p>\n<p>La \u0103\u0219tia, majoritarii,<br \/>\ncare facem comentarii<br \/>\nn-a g\u0103sit virus bengos<br \/>\nsau era&#8230; periculos?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci, dac\u0103 o fi \u0219i-o fi<br \/>\nCataram\u0103 de-o tr\u0103i,<br \/>\no s\u0103 prindem ur\u0103 iar\u0103<br \/>\npe etnia minoritar\u0103<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 fie acuza\u021bi<br \/>\nc\u0103 sunt tot&#8230; neintegra\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103, iat\u0103, au ,,omis\u201d<br \/>\ns\u0103 le dea ce au promis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 \u0219i p-\u0103la l-au furat<br \/>\nsau cu ap\u0103 l-au sp\u0103lat<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00een loc de-un virus dur<br \/>\nle-au dat o durere-n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ce nu trece cu injec\u021bii<br \/>\nnici m\u0103car cu ni\u0219te frec\u021bii<br \/>\nde-o s\u0103 ne mir\u0103m ca pro\u0219tii<br \/>\nunde-s ,,infecta\u021bii\u201d no\u0219tri?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cobai L-am v\u0103zut pe Cataram\u0103 care, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio team\u0103 ieri, s-a autoinfectat simplu \u0219i&#8230; televizat. 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