{"id":16256,"date":"2021-10-26T21:43:53","date_gmt":"2021-10-26T18:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16256"},"modified":"2021-10-26T21:43:53","modified_gmt":"2021-10-26T18:43:53","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-actinii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16256","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Actinii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       <strong>Activai<\/strong> cu anii \u00een domeniu, c\u00e2t s\u0103 mai scriu \u0219apte c\u0103r\u021bi. C-or folosi au ba, prea pu\u021bin conteaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd prive\u0219ti spre f\u0103c\u0103tura veche realizezi cum era odinioar\u0103. Ce nebunie, ce vitez\u0103, ce \u021bipete. Ce \u00eenjur\u0103turi. Dar le \u0219ti\u021bi. Chiar a p\u0103rut zilele trecute c\u0103 nu se schimbase mai nimic, parc\u0103 doar plecase tata dup\u0103 un duel verbal a\u0219a cum obi\u0219nuia. Nimerisem exact stilul lui, mi-a zis Cristi dup\u0103 o \u0219arj\u0103 a mea de expresii vulgare. De\u0219i nu sunt ca tata, lui \u00eei ie\u0219eau din m\u00e2ini toate de prima dat\u0103. Eu mai at\u00e2rn de o idee \u0219i m\u0103 pierd \u00een ea. Revin abia dup\u0103 ce&#8230;. Aspectele perturbatoare&#8230;. Vremea. Dezvelirea caselor f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se pe buc\u0103\u021bi, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t suntem \u00een stare \u00een orele de zi s\u0103 o reacoperim. M\u0103car partea lemnoas\u0103. M\u0103 <strong>adaptez<\/strong> relativ repede situa\u021biilor, \u00eenfig ochiul \u00een liniile aferente, a\u0219ez grinda de creast\u0103, peste ea comasez grinzile transversale de pant\u0103, revin cu ocheada, mai salt c\u00e2te una de jos p\u00e2n\u0103 la ,,perfec\u021biune&#8221;&#8230;. Ca s\u0103-mi dau seama la fixarea sc\u00e2ndurilor c\u0103 undeva s-a strecurat o gre\u0219eal\u0103. Vin\u0103 a noastr\u0103 sau a furnizorilor de grinzi. C\u0103rora le cump\u0103r cu dese preten\u021bii: s\u0103 fie drepte \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 defec\u021biuni. Motivat de pre\u021burile absurd de mari. Le mai zic: Da&#8217; ce-are bradul \u0103la, e din aur? Ridic\u0103 din umeri \u0219i te deposedeaz\u0103 de o \u00eentreag\u0103 avere. Ultima lucrare, de la Plevna, putea s\u0103 nu fie de anvergur\u0103, dac\u0103 prin anii 80 i-ar fi dat prin minte proprietarului s\u0103 alinieze camera f\u00e2nt\u00e2nii, la niciun metru jum\u0103tate de peretele din spate, cu toat\u0103 casa. Ne-am fi mul\u021bumit cu o c\u00e2rpeal\u0103 pe ici-colo, cuie peste tot \u00een astereal\u0103 \u0219i-un \u00eenveli\u0219 nou de tabl\u0103. Ceea ce nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Am ras un sfert din acoperi\u0219, am ridicat la nivel, n-am ezitat s\u0103 aduc la drept sc\u00e2ndura veche, de\u0219i Cristi s-a cam \u00eempotrivit. <strong>Acuplai<\/strong> totu\u0219i la fix cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103 dezhot\u0103r\u00e2i s\u0103 nu mut grinda oblic\u0103 pentru ,,apa&#8221; de pe spate pentru o simetrie cu cea de pe fa\u021b\u0103. ,,Cam abrupt\u0103&#8230;&#8221; Acela\u0219i Cristi. ,,Ne conform\u0103m, mai bine de at\u00e2t nu se poate.&#8221; <strong>Acurata<\/strong> solu\u021bie&#8230;. Efectiv nu aveam ce face, cam <strong>acvilin<\/strong> susul crestei, constatare de facto dup\u0103 \u00eembinarea \u00een unghi cu cea de a doua pant\u0103 \u0219i mai ,,\u00een g\u00e2t&#8221; col\u021bul de \u00eenchidere a acoperi\u0219ului. ,,M\u0103 <strong>acuza\u0219i<\/strong>&#8221; c\u0103 n-am dreptate.&#8221; Acela\u0219i Crist&#8230;. At\u00e2t a zis \u0219i-n secunda urm\u0103toare, d\u00e2nd s\u0103 ripostez cu lejeritate \u0219i futilitate argumentativ\u0103, noroc de tesl\u0103, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 o <strong>acro\u0219ez<\/strong> \u00een c\u0103dere pe ultima sut\u0103 de centimetri \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 salvez de la o belire ur\u00e2t\u0103 de degete. Fiindc\u0103 jos, la poale, aveam ,,plasa&#8221; de protec\u021bie, o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rlige. Tabla s-a pus singur\u0103, \u00eenainte \u0219i dup\u0103 mas\u0103. Ia ciocanul, na copcile, taie una de patruzeci, f\u0103 una englezeasc\u0103&#8230;. Ne-am distrat pe seama ,,britanicilor&#8221;, uz\u00e2nd de \u00eenlocuitor pentru foile f\u0103l\u021buite invers \u0219i dosul casei. A\u0219a am distrat gazda, \u00een ciuda sup\u0103r\u0103rii recente&#8230;. Ne-a atribuit calit\u0103\u021bi umoristice, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd la fiecare \u0219otie ca <strong>actri\u021ba<\/strong> aceea, cum o chem\u0103? A, Bit\u0103neasca!<br \/>\n       De-ajuns cu Plevna. Deocamdat\u0103. M\u0103 simt dator s\u0103 reiau calea Foc\u0219anilor p\u00e2n\u0103 la ie\u0219irea din ora\u0219. Dac-o mai fi r\u0103mas vreo bojdeuc\u0103 netratat\u0103 cu men\u021bionarea. \u0218i-s r\u0103mase. Tocmai \u00een noul cartier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Activai cu anii \u00een domeniu, c\u00e2t s\u0103 mai scriu \u0219apte c\u0103r\u021bi. C-or folosi au ba, prea pu\u021bin conteaz\u0103. 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