{"id":16243,"date":"2021-10-24T20:17:29","date_gmt":"2021-10-24T17:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16243"},"modified":"2021-10-24T20:17:29","modified_gmt":"2021-10-24T17:17:29","slug":"brigada-diverse-fite-in-roma-mia-bill-ina-ali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16243","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Fi(\u021b)e (\u00ee)n (R)oma: (M)ia, (B)ill, In(a), Al(i)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      Tot n-am g\u0103sit un corespondent \u0219i o rezolvare logic\u0103 celor dou\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103ri reziduale de titlu. Le-o veni r\u00e2ndul&#8230;.<br \/>\n      P\u00e2n\u0103 la proxima ,,de\u0219teptare\u201d analiz\u0103m t\u0103r\u00e2mul romantic european. Prin el, pe el, specific \u00een marele \u0219i l\u0103udatul Paris, chiar somalezii se fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 c\u0103 le era mai bine la origini. Altfel, cele 84 de p\u0103r\u021bi dintr-o sut\u0103 nu s-ar fi v\u0103ic\u0103rit c\u0103 li-i \u021bara mai r\u0103u ca-n Somalia, de\u0219i nimeni, teoretic, n-a auzit de&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Petele de culoare stric\u0103&#8230; pu\u021bin. De aceea OMS-ul are o&#8230; fa\u021b\u0103 reprezentativ\u0103 netentant\u0103 la discrimin\u0103rile secolelor din urm\u0103. Pus\u0103 la a debita \u00eengrijor\u0103ri \u0219i tonuri de perspectiv\u0103 antamate \u00eencep\u00e2nd de azi. Dar altele mi-au fost inten\u021biile \u0219i pornirile, de\u0219i depist\u0103rile incipiente ale viitoarelor dezastre \u00een domeniul s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii mondiale ar fi fost un motiv suficient de \u00eenfierare ironic\u0103 &#8211; putem mai nu s\u0103 ne ap\u0103r\u0103m c\u00e2nd ignoran\u021ba smulge omenirii violent \u0219i accelerat ultima le\u021bcaie din bugetul purt\u0103rilor umane -, tocmai persoana blurat\u0103 din planul doi: o \u021ba\u021b\u0103 baticat\u0103, ochelaratizat\u0103 din tagma asiatic\u0103, aidoma celor pe care le \u00eent\u00e2lnea\u021bi \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 le mai da\u021bi de urm\u0103 \u00een arealul romanesco-rom\u00e2nesc.<br \/>\n       A\u0219a s-au l\u0103udat \u0219i tura trecut\u0103 israelienii, mult prea entuziasma\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2ietatea \u00een topul vaccina\u021bilor \u00eei va sc\u0103pa de versiunea cu d. S\u0103 fie cu ,,Get luck to the next wave!\u201d<br \/>\n      Suci\u021bi, precum spuneam, p\u0103rin\u021bii. Motivul, concurent cu anteriorul, despre timp \u0219i condi\u021bii. Nu oric\u00e2nd \u0219i oricum. \u0218coala deschis\u0103.<br \/>\n      ,,Cine este&#8230;!\u201d Tare \u0219i r\u0103spicat. Orbanian. Electoral. Preziden\u021bial. Demisionar. Preziden\u021bial deputativ. Cu argumente solide: c\u0103-s razna actualii, devia\u021bi de la promisiunile politice. Bine c\u0103 n-a vorbit gura f\u0103r\u0103 de ei \u0219i de eradicarea pandemiei din temelii.<br \/>\n       Sau c\u0103 vom ajunge pe locul doi, rectific &#8211; de la or\u0103 la or\u0103 suntem tot mai sus -, pe prima treapt\u0103 a num\u0103r\u0103rii la milionul de locuitori. Cine mai spera vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 vom fi at\u00e2t de sus?<br \/>\n       Ce n-a prins C\u00ee\u021bu. Perioada c\u00e2nd se d\u0103dea pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103. Te prefaci c\u0103 intri, te prefaci c\u0103 ai de f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, te prefaci c\u0103 ai ce&#8230;. At\u00e2ta verde d\u0103 rom\u00e2nilor idei&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u0218i nici americanii, dintre care alesul penele le-a fost frate c\u00e2ndva. C\u0103 opreli\u0219tile opinionale pot r\u0103sturna regimuri statale \u0219i oamenii aservi\u021bi. O nou\u0103 fil\u0103 depus\u0103 \u00een dosarul comunismului capitalist. Dac\u0103 nici Clapton nu mai are dreptul s\u0103 cuv\u00e2nteze&#8230;. Am dat-o&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Se informeaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i&#8230; oamenii. Prezinden\u021bi brazilieni, obi\u0219nui\u021bi, \u00eencep s\u0103 bage de seam\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i chiar a\u0219a de drac satana. Rezult\u00e2nd c\u0103 vaccinarea n-aduce mai nimic.<br \/>\n       Se \u00eempline\u0219te de-o vreme dolean\u021ba infantil\u0103 a unuia dintre fra\u021bii mei. Meseria de \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219at &#8211; directoratul&#8230;. \u00cenainte de-a deveni \u0219eful cuiva, e musai stadiul cir\u0103ciei, muncitorului de r\u00e2nd&#8230;. Ce ne-am face \u00eentr-o lume de lideri?<br \/>\n      \u00centrebare la radio&#8230;. \u0218ti\u021bi de ce pre\u0219edintele Rom\u00e2niei iese negativ la testele Covid? R\u0103spuns&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Brichetelor li s-a montat mecanism \u00eempotriva uzului de c\u0103tre copii. Pistoalelor \u00eenc\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 octombrie 2021 Tot n-am g\u0103sit un corespondent \u0219i o rezolvare logic\u0103 celor dou\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103ri reziduale de titlu. Le-o veni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16244,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16243\/revisions\/16244"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}