{"id":16235,"date":"2021-10-23T21:33:10","date_gmt":"2021-10-23T18:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16235"},"modified":"2021-10-23T21:36:15","modified_gmt":"2021-10-23T18:36:15","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acarita-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16235","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ac\u0103ri\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Nenorocirile sosesc \u00eentr-o zi cu ploaie sau cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2nd st\u0103 s\u0103 plou\u0103. Pic\u0103 cerul pe tine la propriu \u0219i figurat.<br \/>\n      A\u0219a func\u021bioneaz\u0103 universul \u0219i lui i se pot atribui. Agita\u021bia \u0219i mohor\u00e2rea lui sunt \u0219i ale tale. C\u0103 mai pun \u0219i al\u021bii paie pe focul t\u0103u&#8230;. Nea R\u0103du\u021b\u0103, un tip sucit. Pe cui. Acum vreo doi ani, dup\u0103 ce \u00eei garnisisem \u0219i casa cu burlane \u0219i jgheaburi, se tot codea dac\u0103 s\u0103 refac\u0103 spa\u021biul-teras\u0103. Acoperi\u0219ul de fibr\u0103 de sticl\u0103 fusese ridicat de al\u021bii, dup\u0103 un plan care nu mai f\u0103cea fa\u021b\u0103 furtunilor \u0219i ploilor violente din ultimii ani. Nici a\u0219a, la pic\u0103turi obi\u0219nuite, n-ar fi fost impecabil, unul dintre planuri era pornit abrupt spre interiorul ariei, deci nu ploile puteau fi <strong>acuzate<\/strong> \u00een totalitate, ci mintea neexperimentat\u0103, \u00eencredin\u021bat\u0103 c\u0103 merge dup\u0103 cum crede&#8230;. C-o fi fost proprietarul &#8211; el, de obicei, deseneaz\u0103 \u00een aer linii cu m\u00e2inile -, c\u0103 meseria\u0219ul &#8211; \u0219i-aici e grav &#8211; a g\u00e2ndit astfel, certitudinea faptelor naturale a demonstrat c\u0103 s-au \u00een\u0219elat.<br \/>\n      Lui tata \u00eei pl\u0103cea, avea un aer de maistru care-\u0219i testa ucenicul, supun\u00e2ndu-l la cele mai grele teste, niznai: ,,Ia zi, m\u0103 \u0103sta mare, cum facem cu nen-tu R\u0103du\u021b\u0103?\u201d Putea fi oricare altul. Dup\u0103 umila mea p\u0103rere, treburile erau simple. D\u0103m jos toat\u0103 copertina &#8211; nici u\u0219or nu era, se complicaser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la a renun\u021ba la efectele benefice solare, estomp\u00e2ndu-le prin placarea tavanului cu rigips -, desfacem flor\u0103ria, introducem grinzi de opt sau zece, la margine s\u0103p\u0103m dou\u0103 gropi, \u00een ele ciment\u0103m dou\u0103 \u021beci rectangulare, peste ele punem o grind\u0103 de 10 sau 12, s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103, s\u0103 reziste \u00eencovoierii \u0219i s\u0103 ofere sprijin celor transversale. Sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu tabla veche, cu dolia, jgheaburi, burlane, pa \u0219i pusi, ura \u0219i la gar\u0103 (pe acela\u0219i ton cu Dem R\u0103dulescu \u00een ,,Ast\u0103 sear\u0103 dans\u0103m \u00een familie\u201d)! La c\u00e2t <strong>activam<\/strong> \u0219i la c\u00e2t de <strong>adaptiv<\/strong> eram, p\u0103rea chiar neserioas\u0103 lucrarea. Ceea ce s-a \u0219i dovedit. Nu noi am avut parte de ea, de\u0219i \u00een dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri ,,m\u0103 spetisem\u201d s\u0103 a\u0219tern pe h\u00e2rtie necesarul \u0219i manopera.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd mai pleac\u0103 militarii aiurea \u0219i uit\u0103 obliga\u021biile curente. Cam la fel se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u021bin partea \u0219i s\u0103 trec mai departe, m\u0103 dau la p\u0103r\u0103sire de garnizoan\u0103 dintr-un singur motiv: nu mi-am putut aminti un episod petrecut la&#8230;. Plevna. August \u0219i septembrie ne-am cam f\u0103cut veleatul pe-acolo, iar ieri am revenit la acela\u0219i imobil remediat la acoperi\u0219 \u00een totalitate: schimbarea sc\u00e2ndurilor, tablei \u0219i adun\u0103toarelor de ap\u0103. Ipostaza pierdut\u0103, aruncat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare de Nae: ,,Nu mai \u0219tii cum ai b\u0103tut sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 pe ploaie sub celofan cu Mititelu?\u201d M-a cuprins ru\u0219inea, disp\u0103ruse. De\u0219i n-am sim\u021bit niciun moment c\u0103 trecerea peste pragul lui 50 a afectat cumva memoria sau vreo boal\u0103 de min\u021bi ar da t\u00e2rcoale. \u0218tiu, se <strong>acutiz\u0103<\/strong> de mult \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2narea, plus alte metehne ,,desfr\u00e2nate\u201d, dar am sporit num\u0103rul cuno\u0219tin\u021belor \u00een ultimul deceniu. M-am mai \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu cumva cele noi le-au luat locul mai vechilor, \u00eens\u0103 m-am auto testat \u0219i mi-s neuronii <strong>acura\u021bi<\/strong>. Apoi&#8230;. M-am repus \u00een situa\u021bia descris\u0103 de Nae, completat\u0103 de Cristi cu gesturile de <strong>actri\u021b\u0103<\/strong> ale bunicii materne, coana Nela &#8211; a copiat-o&#8230; -, exact pe col\u021bul din spate unde burlanul se vars\u0103 \u00een depozitul-tub de f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nenorocirile sosesc \u00eentr-o zi cu ploaie sau cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2nd st\u0103 s\u0103 plou\u0103. Pic\u0103 cerul pe tine la propriu \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16235"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16240,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235\/revisions\/16240"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}