{"id":16219,"date":"2021-10-21T19:44:09","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T16:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16219"},"modified":"2021-10-21T19:44:09","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T16:44:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-salac-pe-siriu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16219","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Sala(c) (p)e Si(r)iu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1, 12 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n     Un clinchet, un zumzet, o chi\u021b\u0103ial\u0103 nu s-a auzit c\u00e2nd c\u00e2rna\u021bul de Sibiu a devenit aliment na\u021bional. Era bine, era&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Toate par perfecte privite din v\u00e2rful Eiffel-ului. \u0218i sunt. Trasate simetric.<br \/>\n       De la \u0219ase luni la vertiginoasa sc\u0103dere \u00een doar jum\u0103tate din timpul acordat imuniz\u0103rii, pare de departe mai adev\u0103rat. Prima propunere min\u021bea ordinar. Sau poate nu. Dovezi orale certific\u0103 producerea vaccinului \u00eenc\u0103 din 2018, la fel ca pe eticheta fiolei.<br \/>\n    Jum\u0103tate din milion la migran\u021bi, jum\u0103tate la moldovenii pestepruteni&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 la sec\u0103tuire.<br \/>\n       Guvernele pleac\u0103, m\u0103surile r\u0103m\u00e2n. Dac\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 vreodat\u0103 cineva.<br \/>\n    Mi \u021bi-i \u0219i v\u0103d pe ,,observatorii\u201d actelor sexuale americane monitoriz\u00e2nd fela\u021bia protejat\u0103. Iar \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021bii \u00eendep\u0103rt\u0103rii suportului lini\u0219titor, prin\u0219i \u00een fapt, pedepsi\u021bi pe loc. Curios mi-s de sanc\u021biune. Sau&#8230; or spune: ,,Pune-l la loc, imediat!\u201d<br \/>\n       Biciclete pe mal, ma\u0219ini buluc pe str\u0103zi. O normalitate viitoare.<br \/>\n       Ce s\u0103 \u00eensemne c\u0103 nu a fost preg\u0103tit valul patru, nea C\u00ee\u021bule? C\u0103 nu erai cu temele f\u0103cute, de\u0219i pretindeai c\u0103 statul e \u00eenarmat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een din\u021bi cu arme \u00eempotriva virusului? Ori c\u0103 n-a \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u021bat nimeni boala dup\u0103 preconiz\u0103rile de cu dou\u0103 luni \u00eenainte, de\u0219i nici Dumnezeu nu-i at\u00e2t de mare \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 provoace molima la cote alarmante? Te sim\u021bi cu musca pe c\u0103ciul\u0103?<br \/>\n      C\u0103 fu glum\u0103 sau nu&#8230;. Domnul C\u0103rt\u0103rescu a fost s\u0103rit \u0219i anul acesta de la Nobel.<br \/>\n      Am\u0103girea b\u0103tr\u00e2nilor, c\u0103 lituanieni, muntenegreni&#8230;, rom\u00e2ni nu, n-a ajuns por\u021bia de mici \u00eenc\u0103 suta de euro (nici mult n-o mai fi), cu fof\u00e2rlica, doar pentru o injec\u021bie&#8230;. E scenariu. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd fiindc\u0103 v\u00e2rsta, +75, este imposibil de contabilizat la discern\u0103m\u00e2nt profund. Momirea guvernamental\u0103 poate fi catalogat\u0103 cel mult ca juc\u0103rie pentru copii.<br \/>\n     Simion nu se las\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-i vede pielea pre\u0219edintelui \u00eentins\u0103 pe podul mincino\u0219ilor.<br \/>\n     Suflet candriu, de&#8230; p\u0103rinte. Cine s\u0103-l \u00een\u021beleag\u0103? Azi s\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 odrasla \u00een clas\u0103, m\u00e2ine c\u0103 \u00eel \u021bine cineva for\u021bat &#8211; ministrelul educa\u021biei -, \u00een \u0219coal\u0103.<br \/>\n       Un robot singaporean la c\u00e2\u021bi locuitori?<br \/>\n       \u00cei d\u0103 m\u00e2na, deja e mutat\u0103 genetic doamna&#8230;. \u00cendemn\u00e2ndu-ne, dup\u0103 cum o \u00eendemnar\u0103 nea Rafila \u0219i alte somit\u0103\u021bi, s\u0103 ne imuniz\u0103m ter\u021biar.<br \/>\n     Uite c\u0103 mai relevar\u0103 astrofizicienii de\u0219tep\u021bi ai lumii un adev\u0103r interesant: o dat\u0103 la 2000 de ani se formeaz\u0103 o supernov\u0103. Bag seam\u0103 c\u0103 Burebista le-a confirmat&#8230; b\u0103nuiala.<br \/>\n      Centrul cui, comanda cui? A Rom\u00e2niei? Pentru care motiv? S-or fi inspirat din cartea doamnei R\u0103du\u021b\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103torii ideii c\u0103 promenadele pre\u0219edintelui pe sub Bucure\u0219ti ar fi posibile \u00een cazul dezastrelor. Cum calc\u0103 molcomi\u0219, ajunge \u00eentr-un veac de la vila Lac la Cotroceni \u0219i mai apoi la Palatul Parlamentului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1, 12 octombrie 2021 Un clinchet, un zumzet, o chi\u021b\u0103ial\u0103 nu s-a auzit c\u00e2nd c\u00e2rna\u021bul de Sibiu a devenit aliment<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16220,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16219\/revisions\/16220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}