{"id":16137,"date":"2021-10-08T13:34:36","date_gmt":"2021-10-08T10:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16137"},"modified":"2021-10-08T13:34:36","modified_gmt":"2021-10-08T10:34:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-vor-emana-proza-p-afara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16137","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)or e(m)ana (p)roza (p)-a(f)ar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       E un merit. Recunoa\u0219terea e\u0219ecului, crimei&#8230;. Cauzele&#8230;. S\u0103 fie fric\u0103, prostie&#8230;. Poate \u0219i zdr\u0103mi\u021bi de arogan\u021b\u0103 politic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Dec\u00e2t deloc, mai cur\u00e2nd \u0219i mai bun\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103 electronic\u0103. S\u0103 nu se mai laude unii c\u0103 ni-i neamul t\u0103l\u00e2mb \u0219i c\u0103 ni-i priceperea redus\u0103 la zero. Nii la el, la or\u0103dean.<br \/>\n       N-a mai avut r\u0103bdare. \u00cen plus, i se terminase programul de lucru. A calculat \u0219i el: venirea la munc\u0103, preg\u0103tirea, pornirea Bentley-ului, drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 la benzin\u0103rie, cele 7 ore de a\u0219teptare zadarnice, returnare, bifare cartel\u0103 pentru opt ore de lucru. Acas\u0103. Ce import\u0103 dac\u0103 rezervorul e pe ro\u0219u \u0219i ma\u0219ina a lui Ronaldo?<br \/>\n       Ochi pentru ochi. Pilda iisusian\u0103 cu piatra a fost desfiin\u021bat\u0103. Din gura unuia \u00een slujba sa devine regul\u0103 de baz\u0103. La r\u0103utate bun\u0103tatea nu \u00eencape. Corect, don Daniel!<br \/>\n       Cum se dau ei u\u0219or pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine. \u00ce\u021bi d\u0103m, \u00ee\u021bi dregem, \u00ee\u021bi facem. De plat\u0103? Relaxat. Stai la c\u0103ldur\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi trimitem factura. Sper s\u0103 deschid\u0103 ochii clientela momit\u0103 cu centrale Engie-ne la reclam\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 vad\u0103 dincolo de papagalul de pe um\u0103rul ,,beneficiarului\u201d.<br \/>\n      Abuzul este perceput ca prea multul situa\u021bional, prea grava imixtiune, exagerarea unei ac\u021biuni nu tocmai sau deloc normal\u0103. Ca s\u0103 lu\u0103m exemplul damelor uzate excesiv de OMS-i\u0219ti, \u00een zona pl\u0103cut-nepl\u0103cut feminin\u0103, c\u0103rora li se opune un ,,\u00cemi pare r\u0103u\u201d de sus, din topul conducerii. Nu discut\u0103m \u00eent\u00e2i primul contact? Nu vorbim despre viol? Fiindc\u0103 geaba-i bine de o sut\u0103 de ori, dac\u0103 o dat\u0103 nu-i &#8211; chiar \u0219i-n cazul nevestei -, c\u0103tu\u0219ele te pasc.<br \/>\n     Om de om. Judele \u0103sta american e impar\u021bial. Ce imunizare natural\u0103? Vaccin la toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\n      Voi nu i-a\u021bi v\u0103zut de aproape piftia Loredanei. E c\u00e2t o bani\u021b\u0103 de gr\u00e2u. Restul propor\u021bionale. De bun\u0103 seam\u0103 \u0219i bara pe care-a c\u0103l\u0103rit-o ca-n filmele cu Demi Moore.<br \/>\n      Nici calificativ, nici not\u0103. Se vine la \u0219coal\u0103 de form\u0103. Mai ales acum c\u00e2nd rezultatele verific\u0103rilor periodice nu mai pot cobor\u00ee sub opt. Cifrele 0-7 sunt de sorginte rasist\u0103.<br \/>\n      Ba unii nici nu mai dau pe la \u0219coal\u0103. Doar tocilarii stau la r\u00e2nd la injectare pentru acces nelimitat la cursurile universitare.<br \/>\n     Mutantul \u0103sta mic s-a specializat. A g\u0103sit solu\u021bia infiltr\u0103rii mai rapide pe nas \u0219i gur\u0103. Se d\u0103 de-a berbeleacul mai repede. \u00cens\u0103 nu el, cred, a accelerat modul de a ajunge mai repede acolo unde face ravagii, tot m\u00e2n\u0103 de om trebuie s\u0103 fie.<br \/>\n       Nici ps&#8230; nu-s mai departe. S\u0103 mi-l vrei pe Rafila premier, e ca \u0219i cum ar reaproba Iohannis candidatura lui C\u00ee\u021bu \u0219i B\u0103sescu pe-a lui Boc. \u021aine de debilitate doctrinar\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nici \u00eembulzeala de pe stadioanele anilor mul\u021bi din urm\u0103, dar nici telefoniada de azi, unde concertele sunt imortalizate instantaneu de sute \u0219i mii de m\u00e2ini concomitent. De\u0219tept \u0103l regizor de-a scos pe Stallone de la ghea\u021b\u0103 ca s\u0103 re\u00eenvie societatea perfectat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la amenda pentru injurii. S\u0103 n-ajungem la fel.<br \/>\n       Nu c\u0103derea&#8230; dosarelor la avizare d\u0103 s\u0103 mire, ci num\u0103rul de concuren\u021bi \u00eenscri\u0219i pentru o biat\u0103 func\u021bie de director: 33.<br \/>\n      Important\u0103 nu este posibilitatea, nici persoana din staff-ul curticelei spe\u021belor legislative, ci aducerea ei \u00een prim-planul social. De\u0219i m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc, cu toat\u0103 ne\u021binerea mea de minte, c\u0103 un guvern, \u00een dreptul Constitu\u021biei, poate h\u0103l\u0103dui \u00een interimat o mie \u0219i una de nop\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 octombrie 2021 E un merit. Recunoa\u0219terea e\u0219ecului, crimei&#8230;. Cauzele&#8230;. S\u0103 fie fric\u0103, prostie&#8230;. Poate \u0219i zdr\u0103mi\u021bi de arogan\u021b\u0103 politic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16138,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16137\/revisions\/16138"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}