{"id":16131,"date":"2021-10-06T22:28:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-06T19:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16131"},"modified":"2021-10-06T22:28:51","modified_gmt":"2021-10-06T19:28:51","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-reflex-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16131","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Reflex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Reflex<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eu, ast\u0103zi, am o vag\u0103 impresie<br \/>\nC\u0103 m\u00e2ine va fi o mare depresie<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 nu mai ie\u0219im la gr\u0103tare<br \/>\nC\u0103ci trebuie s\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een izolare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar eu, cu un reflex pavlovian,<br \/>\nFormat \u00eenc\u0103 de-acum un an,<br \/>\nM-am dus s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r micii<br \/>\nCu g\u00e2ndul la ie\u0219irea cu amicii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen drum spre casa de marcat,<br \/>\nClien\u021bii, repede m-au remarcat<br \/>\nUit\u00e2ndu-se mai insistent la mine,<br \/>\nCrez\u00e2nd c\u0103 poate nu v\u0103d bine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, gr\u0103tarul este suspendat,<br \/>\nV\u0103 spun, c\u0103 poate \u00eenc\u0103 n-a\u021bi aflat!&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cemi zise casiera, subtil\u0103 \u0219i discret\u0103,<br \/>\nCitind codul de bare de pe casolet\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc c\u0103 m\u0103 avertiza\u021bi!<br \/>\nI-am zis, str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din omopla\u021bi&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cei iau a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi fac provizii,<br \/>\nPentru la anul c\u00e2nd n-or mai fi covizii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 nu p\u0103\u021besc atunci ca \u0219i acuma<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut c\u0103 se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 gluma<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 am stat r\u00e2z\u00e2nd ca gur\u0103-casc\u0103<br \/>\nDe m-a prins pandemia f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd o fi, atunci, la Marea Relaxare,<br \/>\nChiar dac\u0103 n-am bani \u00een buzunare,<br \/>\nM\u0103car, ru\u0219inea n-o s-o mai p\u0103\u021besc<br \/>\nS\u0103 n-am pe mas\u0103 micul rom\u00e2nesc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reflex Eu, ast\u0103zi, am o vag\u0103 impresie C\u0103 m\u00e2ine va fi o mare depresie Fiindc\u0103 nu mai ie\u0219im la gr\u0103tare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16132,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16131\/revisions\/16132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}