{"id":16110,"date":"2021-10-03T20:28:24","date_gmt":"2021-10-03T17:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16110"},"modified":"2021-10-03T20:28:24","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T17:28:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-cergi-pi-pat-verne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=16110","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cer(g)i (p)i (p)at, ver(n)e&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 octombrie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Lele draga mea&#8230;. Numai c\u0103 p-acilea, pe la Buz\u0103u se mai face turism, e drept, scurt, referendumian. ,,Dram\u0103\u201d consumat\u0103 \u00een zadar. Nu vor cuconii de ora\u0219 fr\u0103\u021bie cu liftele de la sat.<br \/>\n       Umorul macabru nu lipse\u0219te rom\u00e2nului. Mi \u021bi-l vede pe \u0103l mort, dar vaccinat, cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze.<br \/>\n       Cine \u0219tie cunoa\u0219te, cine nu, \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 cu p\u0103rerea. Reformul\u00e2nd testele de \u00eent\u0103rire a durabilit\u0103\u021bii \u021biglei metalice, reduse drastic, dup\u0103 e\u0219ecul prob\u0103rii celui \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit ev, la mai pu\u021bin de o treime, mi-e c\u0103 genera\u021biile trei ,,seduse\u201d \u0219i ,,st\u00e2rpite\u201d se vor invoca ulterior \u0219o\u0219ocian la una. Ceea ce nu este logic \u00een declara\u021bia belicoas\u0103 \u0219i nimeni n-a sesizat: dup\u0103 primul r\u00e2nd steril de indivizi nu mai urmeaz\u0103 altul.<br \/>\n      Profesor pentru ai lui, acolo \u00een Africa. Coco\u021barea acestuia pe piedestalul \u00eent\u00e2iet\u0103\u021bii &#8211; desigur, o eroare. Premierea&#8230; o n\u0103past\u0103. Matematica lui se oprea la c\u00e2teva numere din categoria micilor. La milioane&#8230;. Lacrimile, cert, pentru viitor&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Trezirea matriarhatului deodat\u0103 cu topirea ghe\u021barilor. B\u0103rba\u021bii la munc\u0103 \u00een Islanda, femeile \u00een parlament. \u0218i-a\u0219a le pl\u0103cea s\u0103 sporov\u0103iasc\u0103 ziulica toat\u0103.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit cum se uit\u0103 uitacii \u0103\u0219tia conductori la fenomenul scumpirilor, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 groaza. Ditai pre\u0219edin\u021bii, premierii, \u0219efii \u0219i \u0219efu\u021bele sidera\u021bi, amu\u021bi\u021bi, \u00eempietri\u021bi.<br \/>\n      Caut medicamentelor un sens pentru denumiri. \u0218i o cale de pronun\u021bie facil\u0103. Caut&#8230;.<br \/>\n      P\u00e2n\u0103 la anul e o ve\u0219nicie. Uit\u0103 puii de \u0219oferici toat\u0103 bruma de manevrabilitate.<br \/>\n      \u00cen ultimele \u0219ase luni&#8230;. Se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 doar nebunul \u0103la care de bine ce \u00eei era, se vaccinase a treia oar\u0103.<br \/>\n      Fra\u021bilor, nu e nicio r\u0103utate \u00een ceva ce vine din aer \u0219i nicio z\u0103d\u0103rnicire a eradic\u0103rii vreunei boli ca s\u0103 se ajung\u0103 la eligibilitate. E mai r\u0103u ca ausweiss-ul nazist. Doar c\u0103 nimeni nu vede, cum nici atunci mentalul colectiv nu se sim\u021bea lezat \u0219i nici provocator de leziuni la adresa celor viza\u021bi de excludere din via\u021ba social\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la camera de gazare pare s\u0103 mai fie numai un pic. Asta fiindc\u0103 le expir\u0103 jidovilor certificatele&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Doamn\u0103 A.P., nu doar cadrele medicale nevaccinate nu pic\u0103 \u00een p\u0103cate constitu\u021bionale, ci toat\u0103 lumea. Mai citi\u021bi o dat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Carne, carne \u0219i iar carne. De porc, vi\u021bel, pui, c\u00e2ine coreean, pisic\u0103 thailandez\u0103, liliac chinezesc&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Acum gata, nu mai au \u00eencotro. Exploatarea nu mai dureaz\u0103 mult, consumatorii s-au \u00eenmul\u021bit, resursele se \u00eempu\u021bineaz\u0103 \u00een progresie geometric\u0103, gazele se scumpesc.<br \/>\n       \u00cen locul medicamentelor salvatoare, psihologare pe moca. Macroane&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ce precizie, ce precizie&#8230;. Direct \u00een cap, direct \u00een contrabandist. Din mi\u0219care.<br \/>\n       Statul, poporul \u0219i popula\u021bia sunt unele \u0219i acelea\u0219i. Ele se distrug prin ignoran\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n       E\u0219ecul lor se confund\u0103 cu neputin\u021ba fiec\u0103ruia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 octombrie 2021 Lele draga mea&#8230;. Numai c\u0103 p-acilea, pe la Buz\u0103u se mai face turism, e drept, scurt, referendumian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16110"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16111,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16110\/revisions\/16111"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}